Loafers Nook - Muppets
POSTED BY: seryn
UPDATED: Sunday, February 5, 2006 20:36
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Heh, I think JH fancy's themself witty! Could you imagine them answering that phone call?
JH: Well, the planquarian is actually a room aside from the planatarium and the aqarium where the two mediums happen to collide. You should come in and check out the experience! It's like drowning and floating in space at the same time!
Caller: Oh, so it's like tripping on E?
JH: Actually, that's EXACTLY what it is! And the best part is, admission is free!
You should hire them and then see how your visitor levels SOAR!
Wacky fun!
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Ok so it's happened. I've made dirty little comments so often that people see them when they aren't there. That's funny and scary at the same time.
What I meant was the job that you wanted that involved not dealing with the public sounds like a great job. I would like a job like that as well. So I asked if there was more than one opening (position...... ummm job) It was meant to imply that I would like to work there too. with the not public, 'cause they smell.
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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion
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oh! i'm so relieved, actually nothing dirty about it, i thought you meant that you wanted a job where I am now! I was hoping against hope that you were making a really obscure joke, and not actually that crazy.
But now you have explained, I can see both your intended meaning and the dirty joke.
Thank you.
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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*
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Well, there was never meant to be a dirty joke. But it's like they say, I guess anything can be made to sound dirty. Don't believe me? Try this:
pick 1 noun and 1 verb. got 2 harmless words?
Place them in the following sentence:
Select to view spoiler:
"I'd like to (verb) her (noun)."
see?
Anyway, yes I'm crazy, but honestly the public has completely lost it. I'm not sure how much more I can take, I think Serenity's idea of being a Hermit is the way to go.
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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion
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I don't particularly want to be a hermit, i like a lot of humans, sadly just not 99.9% of them, or atleast, the ones I seem to come into contact with.
I was thinking more one of those cult set-ups (er, obviously with out the religion group sex and total nut job-ism) But ike a little community of buildings populated by carefully chosen people, and the main feature -a very large electrified perimeter fence with armed guards.
I'd be happy.
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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*
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Ah, the joys of telephones.
A friend of mine had a part time job whilst in college at take out and delivery pizza shop. Every night without fail he would get THE call.
Hello _____ Pizza.
(Long pause,) Yeah I'd like to get a pizza.
Okay what kind?
Total silence.
Would you like to hear our specials?
Total silence.
Okay what size would you like?
Total silence.
At about this point they would either put Mr. Decisive on hold or ask him to call back later when he knew what he wanted.
So imagine, if you will, a college kid who has gotten himself so stoned that he knows he wants a pizza, but can't handle the concept of choosing a size and toppings. My friend said the record was on one Saturday night they 8 of these calls.
Scorpion Regent
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Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
I don't particularly want to be a hermit, i like a lot of humans, sadly just not 99.9% of them, or atleast, the ones I seem to come into contact with.
I was thinking more one of those cult set-ups (er, obviously with out the religion group sex and total nut job-ism) But ike a little community of buildings populated by carefully chosen people, and the main feature -a very large electrified perimeter fence with armed guards.
I'd be happy.
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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*
Yes, Yes this is exactly where i want to live.
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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion
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Which is why we need to pool all our money together to buy a plot of land where we can have our own commune.
There's an abandoned renn faire about 10 minutes from my parents' house that's for sale.
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom
I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/
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lol, nice ;D
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Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Which is why we need to pool all our money together to buy a plot of land where we can have our own commune.
There's an abandoned renn faire about 10 minutes from my parents' house that's for sale.
I'm in!
Didn't we already discuss this? Who was the secretary that day? There should be transcripts somewhere...notes I say! And Seryn, can we have the group sex with out the religion? Or was that very wrong of me to suggest? Bad twg. Bad. Bad. Bad.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"
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