Caption 2 Tightpants #5
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, December 2, 2005 22:11
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This weeks winner makes me not want to sit down, as I have a rather large collection of dinosaurs around my control center...
CONGRATS CITIZEN!
And now, a special appearance by the box-dropping-man-ape-gone-wrong thing, the Hero of Canton his own self, Saint Jayne!
Jayne: And then Mal and I had sex!
Mal: Every gorram party, he's gotta tell 'em my name...
Now you!
BWAH!
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ANNOUNCER: "And now, back by popular demand... Maaaaaaal and his infamous ping pong ball!!!"
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"He's hurting a woman, he really *is* a bad guy... and I wouldn't call him a gentleman."
- Kyle, 9, watching 'Serenity'.
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Jayne: "Maaaaal! More jobs at frat houses!"
"You are on the Global Frequency."
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Mal may have had the legs of a dancer, but Jayne had the voice of an angel...
OR
Jayne, doing his best Wookie impression.
OR
JAYNE:"Now watch, as i swallow this entire brown...smelly....chocolate?.... cup whole!!"
WASH(os):"Should we tell him?"
MAL(os):"Nah, it'll be funny..."
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The Frat Boy quote:
Jayne: I am soo trashed, WAHOOO!!
Jayne: He got a gorram wife the last time we got drunk. But this time i'ma gorram hero!
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Death is like sex in high school... If you knew how many times you missed having it you'd be paralyzed- Georgia Lass (Dead Like Me)
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JAYNE: "Ooh-ohh-hah-ahh-ahh-AHHH!"
MAL: "So that's why Simon calls him the box-dropping-man-ape-gone-wrong-thing..."
OR
JAYNE: "Now watch me burp the alphabet!"
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Jayne: Gorrammit! Who pissed in my Milk?!!?
OR
Jayne: I bet you I can stick this 8-ball in my mouth! Here goes...
OR
Jayne: I could get naked!
Crowd: NO!
OR (Shanghai Noon crossover)
Jayne: Uno mas!
BWAH!
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Jayne (singing operatically): "Ave Maria........"
(heh. Only people at my school would get the significance of that.....)
OR
Jayne: "OH MY GOD!!!!! The Beatles!!!!"
Mal: "Every time he sees them....."
OR
Jayne: "Watch me crush this can with my forehead!" *crunch* "Owwwwch..."
OR
Mal: "So, the plan was, get him drunk and get him to sing old show tunes. Then, start charging money, and BAM! New compression coil, baby."
OR
Jayne (with accent): "That's a spicy meatball!"
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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Everyone wanted a chance to rub Saint Jayne and get their three wishes from the genie that came out of his mouth
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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Jayne(singing): Arooooooooo! Werewolf of Londinum...
*crowd cheering*
OR
Jayne(singing): I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...
OR
Jayne: So then I hit Wash with the mule, and he made a face like this!
OR
Jayne stared in abject horror, as a strange mist emerged from his mouth.
BWAH!
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