Reavers in their spare tme
POSTED BY: WildHeavenFarm
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 11, 2005 23:42
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They all practice on the descendent of the Ned Beatty character from Deliverance, who, I am reliably informed, "Squeals like a pig."
"If you can keep your head whilst others... eurgh! Ack! I've spilt my ink! Ugh! Ink on my trousers! Agh! Ink on my shirt! My only hope! The window! Aieeeeee!" (Falls to death)
- Jonathan Nash
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Reaver Job Skills:
Sewing human skin
preparing human flesh (you can't imagine someone with a detailed knowledge of sewing human flesh from complicated so-fro patterns would eat it raw)
preserving human flesh (see bushwhacked)
spaceship repair/design
weapons design/repair
broadcast journalism (where were the "Reaver's signals" coming from and who was broadcasting them?)
interior/exterior/fashion design (those reavers, like Raiders fans have a distinct look about them)
tracking (Reavers seem to know just where to go at the right time... even when there are easier targets elsewhere)
rapelling (a good reaver knows the ropes)
Skills reavers don't need: tactics, hygene, dentistry, marksmanship, medicine
Did I miss anything?
"Guess you broke into the wrong rec room."
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