THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #6!!
POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 21, 2005 01:11
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Simon tries to avoid Jubal Early by pretending to be a mannequin
Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny
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Simon: "I may be shirtless, but i'm not the one who got space herpes from licking the ship."
Jubal: "...hey SHUT UP!"
OK. anyone know how to get coffee out of a keyboard???
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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.
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Simon: Are you Alliance?
Jubel: Am I a lion? We'll I do have a mighty roar.
Simon: You have a mighty rear? Well, I suppose it is nice in those tight red pants.
Jubel: Red ants? They can kill a man in 8.6 seconds given adequate flesh exposure.
Simon: Right...I'm done.
Oh Gawd!! Think I'm gonna have an embolism - that was so gorram funny!!
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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.
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SIMON: Grr! Umm, roar? Okay, please don't kill me!
OR...
SIMON: Say, isn't that a model 12B Lassiter? That's shiny. Can I take a look at it?
JUBAL: Yeah, sure..ah, wait! Hellnaw! What'd'you take me for, a fool?
SIMON: Would you shoot me for saying yes?
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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."
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*fire warning klaxon sounds*
Jubel: Gorram, that little man loves fire...
Simon: You brought him with you?
Jubel: It's not like that. I brought him with me.
OR
Jubel: Simon says, "Raise your hands."
Simon: Ha. Ha. Very Funny.
Jubel: It is from where I stand!
OR
Jubel: Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
BWAH!
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Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
CONGRATS TRUTHSEEKER!!
Eeeeeeeee!!!
Oh, my goodness! It was an honor just to be nominated! I'd like to thank the academy...
Oops. Wrong speech. Umm...
Thanks for appreciating my dirty mind.
Simon: I can kill you with my brain.
Early: No, you can't.
Simon: Damn it! I knew I should have gotten River to teach me how, but noooo! She was too busy throwing up in my bed. She's such a brat...
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The woods are the only place where I can see a clear path.
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Ok Jubal, so this is your deal?… If I can clap my hands once before you shoot twice, I can have my shirt back, no strings attached?
or
Honestly Jubal, I really would raise my hands higher if Jayne hadn’t thought it such a hoot switching my deodorant with super glue.
or
Look Jubal, you jerk! Maybe you can steal the shirt off my back, but there’s no way you’re shavin my pits.
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One of us is crazy, and it's not you!
Help! I'm standing and I can't fall down.
·Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. (J Handy)
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Jubal: Simon Tam, i've been paid a lot of money to capture you
Simon: OK, let me get my shirt on just don't shoot me
Jubal: No, no, she wants you shirtless.
Simon: Um...
Jubal: I'm to report to Kaylee with you asap!
SIMON: It's really...that...oh my! Well, I was gonna go see Kaylee, but my room's empty!
Simon: "I may be shirtless, but i'm not the one who got space herpes from licking the ship."
Jubal: "...hey SHUT UP!"
Simon: I think soooomebody needs a huuuug!
Jubel: You should be shot.
Simon: Uh, again, why do I have to get naked?
Jubel: I forget, but do it anyway, I'm pressed for time.
Jubel: Simon says, "Raise your hands."
Simon: Ha. Ha. Very Funny.
Jubel: It is from where I stand!
Look Jubal, you jerk! Maybe you can steal the shirt off my back, but there’s no way you’re shavin my pits.
Y'all are waaaaaaaay out of my league!
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Early: Where'd she go?
Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's NOT incorporeally possessing a spaceship, don't look at me --
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jubel: What the?!?
Simon(singing): He's got the whole world, in his hands, he's got...
I've had this song stuck in my head for two days thanks to you!
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"Do you accept gifts from strange men?" -Brisco
"Well, strange is no problem, but I draw the line at men I don't know." -Dixie
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LOL, some awesome ones here this week! This is probably one of the best weeks ever for this game!
As a reward(nuthin corporeal, sorry), everyone who has participated this week and doesn't win will have Honourable Mention!!lol
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JUBAL:"I don't want to trade your sister's safety for your invisible embarassingly large stack of money, Mr.Tam."
OR
SIMON:"Cat's Cradle....?"
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