Go Play with Your Rain Stick and other such innuendos

POSTED BY: Zoot
UPDATED: Friday, July 15, 2005 08:36
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ZOOT

Thursday, July 14, 2005 1:59 PM

We’ve discussed our favourite episodes, we’ve discussed the ones we hate, we’ve discussed our favourite quote, our favourite family scenes, heck, this is a gorram firefly website, let’s face it – we’ll discuss just about anything…

So, I’m wiling away an incredibly hot English summer afternoon in my UN-air-conditioned office (grr!) by reading Firefly scripts on the net …

I’m reading Heart of Gold and just laughed aloud one more time at the following exchange:

MAL
You know, it ain't altogether wise,
sneaking up on a man when he's
handling a weapon.

INARA
I'm sure I've heard that said

Now me, well me, as a sexually frustrated 30 something with a smidge of that repression inherent in all true Britishers, well, I can make innuendo out of the most innocent of remarks (heck it, I’m from the nation that made “Carry On” films great!) …

But I just wondered whether any of you would like to contribute your favourite blatantly innuendo-filled Firefly moments – or indeed any of those innocent remarks that you just can’t help taking the wrong darn way …

Go on, heat up an already sweltering afternoon with a nice does of smut …

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

DIETCOKE

Thursday, July 14, 2005 2:12 PM

There's the ever popular, I'll be in my bunk!

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STARPILOTGRAINGER

Thursday, July 14, 2005 2:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by dietcoke:
There's the ever popular, I'll be in my bunk!

And of course, made even better by the fact that the second time it's said, it's immediately followed by Zoe showing up and saying, "Jayne, grab your weapon."

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ZOOT

Thursday, July 14, 2005 2:17 PM

Quote:
And of course, made even better by the fact that the second time it's said, it's immediately followed by Zoe showing up and saying, "Jayne, grab your weapon."

He he he - I'd forgotten that and I only noticed it about the 6th time I watched it, too!!

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

DIETCOKE

Thursday, July 14, 2005 2:18 PM

And let's not forget Mal's speech explaining how long it's been since anyone had taken ahold of his plow.

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ZOOT

Thursday, July 14, 2005 2:35 PM

Frankly I always find myself blushing horribly at Saffron's "I know my Bible" speech ...

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

STILLSHINY

Thursday, July 14, 2005 2:43 PM

http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=3884

thought this pic would fit well with this thread. I've even thought of making a shirt from this one.

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RHUTTNER

Thursday, July 14, 2005 2:47 PM

I like this from the original unaired version of Serenity:

MAL
After you talk to Badger, see if you
can reach the Ambassador. Let her
know we're out of Persephone fast.
She's got business pending, she
better squeeze it dry and send it
off.

Of course this is before knowing what Inara does so its one of those things that hits you the 2nd time.

ZOOT

Thursday, July 14, 2005 3:03 PM

Good call!

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

CHRISISALL

Thursday, July 14, 2005 3:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Zoot:

a nice does of smut …

"...a body for which I could find all manner of unseemly use."
Not so much innuendo, but a standout example of smut, 'nes pas?

Early Chrisisall

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