The Tree-Clubhouse Gang are (almost) grounded

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UPDATED: Monday, June 6, 2005 16:30
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COZEN

Sunday, June 5, 2005 11:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Ahem. Anyway who was I trying to prevent from dying again? It gets hard to keep track.

Fear not, soon enough you'll have a bevy of patients.

Emma could use some, ah, y'know, um, "counselling" for her psychological trauma. I'm sure of it.

*Sends a postcard to Mai, full o' variations of "I miss you lots".

TRM: Oops. Just my style to have blown it with the yetis. Just goes to show that you have to move quickly to trump my impulsive nature.

*Grants steelworkers and millwrights unlimited free beer in lieu of medical benefits. Blade forging commences, only slightly behind schedule.*

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Evil Interlopers: so they have souls?

CALLMEATH

Monday, June 6, 2005 12:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by lissa:
hehe ok ath, so how about that kilt we spoke of?

*grins devilishly*

~lissa, spwhore

Okay, lissa, I'll be right back.

*Heads to the ship, stopping at MG and Jazaf's bean bag chair.*

Hi, Jazaf. Nice to meet you.

*Thinks about stopping to chat with Montana Girl, but she seems a little preoccupied.*

*As he makes his way to his room, Ath spies TheDuke, trying to feed peroxide to a blue koala.*

Errr, hi. I'm Ath.

*Still traveling to his room, he sees Rat standing before Emma, waving a weapon and trying to look menacing. Goes to introduce himself to Emma, but Rat shakes the gun at him, making him think better of it.

Finally makes it to his room and quickly changes into his kilt. (Didn't someone do the kilt thing already? I'm such a hack.) What with the coming invasion and all, Ath grabs a claymore, a small shield and a brace of dirks. (Hey, I got the outfit, might as well go all out)

As he heads back to the clubhouse, he stops in Serenity's spgreenhouse and grabs some strawberries, grapes and cherries.

Makes his way back to the eagerly awaiting Lissa. Puts his weapons where he can easily reach them, then stands back to give Lissa a good look.*

Well? What do you think?

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, June 6, 2005 12:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:

TRM: Oops. Just my style to have blown it with the yetis. Just goes to show that you have to move quickly to trump my impulsive nature.

I may be mistaken, but do we not also have several shrunken windmill giants? Would they not be pretty nasty if un-shrunk'd and given large weapons?
Just a thought.

Though, I'm not too fond of them myself, what with that traumatic experience with one I've been trying to forget about....*shudder*

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

COZEN

Monday, June 6, 2005 1:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Emma:
Oh dear, maybe Rat can look after me... he seems to understand my..er...foibles?

Rat'll be worth something if you run into trouble. But, don't trust him, and don't let him take over.

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Hadda search OoG for the exact quote. How geekish is that?

JAZAF

Monday, June 6, 2005 2:29 AM

'Why, thank you for the drink Montanagirl.' Jazaf takes a swig and takes a moment to enjoy the flavor.'Ahhh! Good stuff.' He smiles at his beanbag-mate.
Looking around he notices Ath walking around in a kilt. Jazaf chuckles for a bit but admires the guy's courage for wearin' it. Soul's musical talent became very apparent when he got hold of the guitar, he eagerly played any request he could.

Jazaf turned to Montanagirl and asks 'Well, is there anything I could do for you?'

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Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you
understand who's in rutting command here.

LISSA

Monday, June 6, 2005 2:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeAth:

As he heads back to the clubhouse, he stops in Serenity's spgreenhouse and grabs some strawberries, grapes and cherries.

Makes his way back to the eagerly awaiting Lissa. Puts his weapons where he can easily reach them, then stands back to give Lissa a good look.*

Well? What do you think?

very nice! you sure know how to wear a kilt. now, let's have some of those strawberries:) got any whipped cream?

~lissa, spwhore

NEEDLESEYE

Monday, June 6, 2005 4:58 AM

*Needleseye looks at fingertips, admiring the fabulous manicure provided by Cozen.* hmmm.... pretty pink irridescent color, where did he get that? *Thinks~ should employ him regularly. Looks at Jet's new Kaylee coveralls* Hey nice teddy bear!

Jet~ Sweet isn't it? Just love that Cozen.*Nearly blushes*

The two lean in next to the FTL drive, lowering their voices, a serious conversation ensues.

Needleseye~ *points at a shiny new section of large titaninum cylinders and a network of cables and clear casing containing cooled nitrogen gas, linked to some portion of the drive* So, this is what you've been up to?...for a while I'd say! thinks~ guess I could have asked about the 20 foot sections of tubular metal she was casting weeks ago

Jet~ It's like a solar flare.... but we can't be in atmo. We engage the FTL and redirect power to the flare, instead of a jump, we blast. We need a chase. And probably everyone on the ground needs sunscreen and eye protection. It will flame out anything on our tail and in the vicinity without sheilds, those with, blinded, and their wireless will be wiped for a while. We could have an advantage against these El or whatever long enough to do serious damage.

Needleseye~ Jet, I'd say you've been reading the sidenotes in Grey's manual. Dabbling are you? I don't see any tech priest accoutrements here. *pointing to empty junction panel*

Jet~ Uh, thats the thing, it won't work without them. I'm really not qualified to complete the installation.

They lean back looking up over a console towards the passed out Chief Engineer.

THEREALME

Monday, June 6, 2005 5:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Emma:
I don't believe I am related to Rat but to be honest around here anything is possible.

So, what do I do now? Sit here and wait? I am a bit scared to wander around by myself in case the crew lynch me. Oh dear, maybe Rat can look after me... he seems to understand my..er...foibles?

extremely dimensionally transcendental

Emma, not to worry. Nobody will lynch you. Rat and I will see to that.

Rat and I make an excellent team. Why, we broke up Cozen's first kidnappng plot (sorry, MontanaGirl) AND chased down the escaped FemaleReaver.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

EMMA

Monday, June 6, 2005 7:10 AM

*Rat is busy looking threatening when Ath pops in to say hello but thinks better of it.*

What was that noise?

*A scraping, bashing sounds is heard followed by a big crash as the EI escapes and enters*

Oh dear...

*Rat fires spam at the EI but he just eats it. Emma tries to run for it but faints after 4 paces*

extremely dimensionally transcendental

PSYCHICRIVER

Monday, June 6, 2005 11:22 AM

*PR decides he misses the ship, and so lets his legs go over the bar and he falls to the floor, face-first. Fortunastely, as he had hoped, he insticintively stopped himself before reaching the floor, and hovered for a second, before slowly rotating until his feet touched the ground*

*Wanders out of treehouse and over to Serenitree.*

*See's the River clone, in the common room* River!

*Gets a deck of cards*

Wanna play bullshit?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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