brownquotes "our mrs. reynolds"
Saturday, 03 January 2009 00:51:18

Our Mrs. Reynolds Quotes Jayne: Well, I think you might want to reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne: If I could make you prettier, I would. Mal: You are not the man I met a year ago. Mal: But if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman! Needed her in the back. Besides, them soft cotton dresses feel kind of nice. There's a whole airflow. Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumb-ass stick sounds like it's raining. How come you got a wife? Mal: Zoe, would you get Wash? Zoe: This is Zoe. We need all personnel in the cargo bay. Mal: 'All?' I said Wash. Zoe: Captain, everyone should have a chance to congratulate you on your day of bliss. Mal: There's no bliss. I don't know this girl! Jayne: Then can I know her? Wash: We'd always hoped you two kids would get together. Who is she? Mal: She's no one. Kaylee: Captain! Mal: Would you stop that? Saffron: I'm sorry. Wash: You brute. Kaylee: Oh sweetie, don't feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. Mal: I'm not a monster! Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: I don't know. I passed out. Mal: Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Mal: You got the right, same as anyone, to live and try to kill people. You know, people that are... it's a dumb planet! Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. Mal: Wha...? I am not... Preacher, you've got a smutty mind! Zoe: So... are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl? Mal: She wanted to make me dinner. At least she's not crying. Wash: I might. Did she really make fresh bao? Quaint! Zoe: Remember that sex we were planning to have ever again? Mal: I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump. Zoe: No one's saying that, sir. Wash: Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly. Mal: Can I come in? Inara: No. Mal: See, that's why I usually don't ask. Mal: Are you offering me a trade? Jayne: A trade?! Hell, it's theft. This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got. Mal: What I got? She has a name. Jayne: So does this! Call it Vera. Mal: Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. Wash: Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to god. Baby geese - gosslings - they were juggled. Mal: It's been a while, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow, so don't think for a second that I'm not interested. Mal: Oh, I'm going to go to the special hell. Wash: I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinky. Saffron: I've been too forward. Wash: Nooo... well, yes, but I actually like that in a woman. That's why Zoe and I are, as previously mentioned, married. Saffron: I thought... she didn't seem to respect you. Wash: Not everybody gets me and Zoe at first glance. Did it get very hot in here? I need airflow. Saffron: You love her very much. Wash: Yeah. I never did meet anyonce quite like Zoe. Mal: Is it Christmas? Simon: Well, he's back. Mal: What happened about me? Zoe: So you two were kissing? Book: Well, isn't that... special. Zoe: My man would never fall for that cheap whore. Wash: Most of my head wishes I had. Book: You were victimized, Wash was beaten, and Inara found you here. Inara: Yeah, and then I fell. My head got hurt like Wash. Mal: I don't get any of this. Inara: I only fell is al