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Wednesday, January 25, 2006 1:09:17 AM
well, umm. here goes.
I am capable of rearranging the fundamental building blocks of the universe in under six seconds with enough time leftover to move 30 feet. I am capable of manipulating matter and energy on a subatomic level by speaking. A mere flick of my finger is sufficient to alter the gravitational pull of the planet. I shelve physics texts under 'fiction' in my personal library! I consider the laws of thermodynamics loose guidelines at best! In short, I am grasping the reigns of the universe's carriage, and every morning I wake up, look to the heavens, and shout, "Giddy up, boy!" You may never grasp the complexities of what I do, but at least have the courtesy to feign something other than slack-jawed oblivion in my presence. I, sir, am a wizard, and I break more natural laws before breakfast than of which you are even aware!
-Vaarsuvius, the ORDER of the STICK.
GENERAL DISCUSSIONS
Monday, March 20, 2006 2:04:52 AM
Heres A Pointless Question for you. Whats your Porn Star name
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Erm... uh, yeah, uh...
HEY! is that some sort of demonic duck?
subliminal message is as follows: visit El Goonish Shive.
And now, quotes to distract you!
Enemies with benefits:
She slams open the door, and he’s expecting her to have a gun in her hand or something equally lethal.
“how did you find me?!”
She comes up to him, he’s drawing out his weapon.
She then says “I am really lonely right now. Take me!”
I do not mind being depicted as evil for no particular reason.
Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
I love your eyes....please give them to me..
Psionically-manifested clothing... Brilliant!
One good distraction and everyone's nude!
I MAY HAVE ALZHEIMER'S
BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE ALZHEIMER'S
the fox execs cancelled firefly subtly.
Subtle like an amputation...
I know. "Dear Budha."