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THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, February 3, 2005 4:59 AM

Mal's gonna be lookin' for a quicker thread soon, so here ya go.

Just for you Mal.

Mai is rescued and all our friends are home.

There are waffles on the counter and the sauna is ready to go.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:03 AM

*twg sits on the floor in front of TRM. she oh so seductively lifts a fork covered in syrupy waffle goodness to his mouth.*

would you like me to feed you sir?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

MONTANAGIRL

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:09 AM

*montanagirl sits on the floor to the other side of TRM, and offers a bite of Belgian waffle with whipped cream and strawberries.*

Or perhaps you'd prefer this, sir?

*mg whispers out of the side of her mouth to twg.* So is this one of those wiley things?

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
*montanagirl sits on the floor to the other side of TRM, and offers a bite of Belgian waffle with whipped cream and strawberries.*

Or perhaps you'd prefer this, sir?

*mg whispers out of the side of her mouth to twg.* So is this one of those wiley things?

I think so. now we bat our eyelashes and blush demurely.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

THEREALME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*twg sits on the floor in front of TRM. she oh so seductively lifts a fork covered in syrupy waffle goodness to his mouth.*

would you like me to feed you sir?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

* The Real Me's mouth hangs open, but it is unclear as to whether he is accepting the waffle or is simply shocked in amazement. *

But...

* The Real Me chews on the tasty waffle that he finds in his mouth. It's GOOD. He swallows it. *

But, ThatWeirdGirl, I'm sorry, you're wrong!

The Real Me

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THEREALME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:15 AM

* Hmmmmm... Strawberries from MontanaGirl. The Real Me was quite correct. He has no resistance at all... But that doesn't seem important, now. *

The Real Me

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THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:18 AM

of course I'm wrong, I'm always wrong. wait..which part. the wiley part? Are we supposed to expect something in return?

darn, um, MG has whipped cream!

*twg quickly diverts attention away from her. spys SimonWho still relaxing and returns to his side*

Hey, the sauna's going.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

MONTANAGIRL

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:22 AM

So did I win the contest of the wiles? Maybe I'm better at this than I thought.

*Spies plate of waffles left by twg.* Hey, free waffles!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

EBONEZER

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:35 AM

I'm definatly missing something here...

Oh hey, more waffles! Score!

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

MONTANAGIRL

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
I'm definatly missing something here...

See the end of the Gala Pageant thread. It'll make more sense. I won't promise perfect sense, but at least more sense.

*Continues feeding TRM strawberry Belgian waffles with one hand while feeding herself syrupy goodness waffles with the other.*

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

EBONEZER

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:

*Continues feeding TRM strawberry Belgian waffles with one hand while feeding herself syrupy goodness waffles with the other.*

Read it. And now I understand and-wow. Thats some talent right there. You're ambedexturous huh. That must've really come in handy around 12 or 13...

*ahem*

*hides under her pool table.*

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:54 AM

*twg falls into a strange heat induced trance while sitting in the sauna*

I like Ebo, I like Ebo, I like Ebo, no matter where she's been.
I like Ebo, I like Ebo, I like Ebo, but only when she's green.
I like Ebo, I like Ebo, I like Ebo, that is what I said.
I like Ebo, I like Ebo, I like Ebo, but not when she is red.
i like Ebo, I like EBo, I like EBo...

www.thatweirdgirl.com

THEREALME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
of course I'm wrong, I'm always wrong. wait..which part. the wiley part?

ThatWeirdGirl, I’m afraid I’ve gotten you upset or made you mad. I didn’t intend that!

Sorry, you jumped threads too quickly on me. I had to go back to the Gala Pageant thread to dig this up. Once my brain started working, again, that is…

Whew! Now I understand why you ladies liked all the minioning that went on in the old Forgotten Not a Guy/Girl Clubhouse!

Anyway, here is what you said:

Quote:
On the Treehouse Gala Pageant Thread, ThatWeirdGirl wrote:

I've been studying Mal for several months now, and I am slowly getting the hang of it. Keep your eye on her, and you're sure to get the femininty thing down.

You must walk feminine
Talk feminine
Smile and beguile feminine
Utilize your femininity
That's what every girl should know, if she wants to catch a beau
Dance feminine
Glance feminine
Act shy and sigh feminine
Compliment his masculinity
That's what every girl should know, if she wants to catch a beau
Let him do the talking
Men adore good listeners
Laugh, but not too loudly (Haha)
If he should choose to tell a joke
Be radiant, but delicate
Memorize the rules of etiquette
Be demure, sweet and pure
Hide the real you
You must look feminine
Dress feminine
You're at your best feminine
Emphasize your femininity
That's what every girl should know
Femininity, femininity
That's the way to catch a beau

* The Real Me gets a little serious, here. *

I think that you are wrong. Or that this song/poem is wrong. Or sad, at least.

“Hide the real you?”

UNTHINKABLE!

It says to give up what you are. Pretend to be something else to please others. Sacrifice the things that you want or need. I was like that myself for more years than I care to think about. If I have learned one mystical secret in my life, it is that every person should embrace that which they are. They should know themselves, and like themselves. Self-knowledge is powerful. Empowering.

Nothing like the false mask that I had been living in for too long. I know that I only found a chance at happiness once I began to know who I was, once I finally began to understand The Real Me.

And that is why I adopted that name for myself in this place. It is the only one that could fit.

Quote:

Are we supposed to expect something in return?

Of course you should get something in return. Any relationship, from a casual friendship to the deepest love, is based on an exchange. Of course, compromise is necessary in any relationship. But if all the effort is shouldered by one party, if one person gives up everything and gets little or nothing in return, then the relationship fails.

Or never was.

* The Real Me will stop being serious, now, and will fight Ebo for the remaining waffles. *

The Real Me

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EBONEZER

Thursday, February 3, 2005 6:00 AM

Fight? For the last waffles?

What if I already ate them?

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

THEREALME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 6:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Fight? For the last waffles?

What if I already ate them?

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

* Sometimes, The Real Me regrets his tendency toward long-windedness. *

ThatWeirdGirl

MontanaGirl

Thanks for the attention. AND the waffles!

Ebonezer

You too, Ebo, even though you TOOK the waffles!

The Real Me

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THEREALME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 6:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:

*Continues feeding TRM strawberry Belgian waffles with one hand while feeding herself syrupy goodness waffles with the other.*

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

Quite a...

MRRRF!

Quite a talent you have there, MontanaGirl!

The Real Me

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EBONEZER

Thursday, February 3, 2005 6:10 AM

Quote:
Ebonezer

You too, Ebo, even though you TOOK the waffles!

I like waffles.

I'm going to go into a waffle-induced hybernation now. No having fun without me! Totaly not allowed!

Remember, I'm watching you.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

MAI

Thursday, February 3, 2005 6:28 AM

Umm hey guys i hate to point this out, but Frederick is a boy. I know it was bit confusing what with the pink and yellow polka dotted bow he so loves wearing, but still a boy... Though apparently he hasn't mauled anyone for taking his eggs (yet). Guess we should enjoy 'em before he notices they're gone. Yea, so where do we keep the tire sized plates? I'm gettin' kind hungry myself.

BTW, is the pageant still gonna happen? If so, it appears I'm going to have to start all over as I seem to have left my dress in the other dimension.

THEREALME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 7:47 AM

Huh. How about that? So Frederick is experiencing an Ebo-like gender confusion problem. Uh. Confusion by others, that is.

But where did HE get the eggs, then?

Uh, Ebo Golem! Could you bring Mai a plate, please?

Now that the current crisis is over, I don't see why we can't continue our pageant(s). Would you consider a gown made entirely of trained butterflies?

The Real Me

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THEREALME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 7:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*twg falls into a strange heat induced trance while sitting in the sauna*

I like Ebo, I like Ebo, I like Ebo, no matter where she's been.
I like Ebo, I like Ebo, I like Ebo, but only when she's green.
I like Ebo, I like Ebo, I like Ebo, that is what I said.
I like Ebo, I like Ebo, I like Ebo, but not when she is red.
i like Ebo, I like EBo, I like EBo...

www.thatweirdgirl.com

* The Real Me raises an eyebrow and checks Ebo's current color. *

Hmmmmm... Nothing odd there...

* The Real Me goes to ThatWeirdGirl, who is either sleeping or passed out in the sauna. He puts his hand to her forehead to check her temperature. *

Hmmmmm... I suppose we can turn the heat in the sauna down a tad.

The Real Me

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MAI

Thursday, February 3, 2005 8:13 AM

Ok, so I spoke to Frederick. It appears he took the eggs from the first T-Rex that nearly killed us all. He suspects we probably shouldn't ate them what with the ill effects they are likely to have on humans. Oh well, they were awful tasty, so I guess it was worth it.

The butterfly dress is a great idea! I'd love to wear it for the pageant.

*Mai grabs the dress from TRM and runs down to her room to change. A loud scuffling sound and several chinese curse words later...
*Mai screams echo from the hallway*
Uh, TRM, how in the hell do i get this thing on?

SIMONWHO

Thursday, February 3, 2005 12:05 PM

I think we're done with the pageant as Malicious declared herself winner and walked off with the title and tiara. Still, she looked so beautiful.

I know what you mean about faking it TheRealMe (why is it I feel like Strong Bad talking to The Cheat?) You have to remember the words of Joss: Always be yourself. Unless you suck. Of course, it's a different story if you both know that you're faking it, pretending to be goddess or slave. That can make for a fun evening's entertainment.

So, anyway, waffles and saunas? Awesome. In fact, I'm going to see the rough cut on Pancake Day! Pancakes and Big Damn Movies - does it get any better than this?

THEREALME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 3:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
I think we're done with the pageant as Malicious declared herself winner and walked off with the title and tiara. Still, she looked so beautiful.

Oh, I agree that the pageant for the cross-dressing men is over. And yes, Mal-licious was most lovely in the regalia, as befits her status. However, there was a second pageant for the ladies in bizarre dresses, which was interrupted when some of us went off to search for Mai.

Quote:

I know what you mean about faking it TheRealMe (why is it I feel like Strong Bad talking to The Cheat?) You have to remember the words of Joss: Always be yourself. Unless you suck. Of course, it's a different story if you both know that you're faking it, pretending to be goddess or slave. That can make for a fun evening's entertainment.

Sorry, I don't know Strong Bad or the Cheat.

* More serious: *

Sure, it's all just playing around, of course. There's no harm in that, and I actually got a big kick out of the flirting/teasing that was going on. (Hey, I can dream, can't I?

)The love of such imaginative games is something that is a part of us, or we would not be making such stuff up and posting to the Treehouse threads.

But what TWG put forth as life advice struck me as something terrible to say, even in jest. Living the expectations of others? Never being yourself? That is something that I escaped from!

I think that you need to be yourself even if you DO suck. That way, you can work on changing that. If a person is terribly shy, for example, then it is fine to work to become bolder, more confident (I did), as long as that is what the person wants to do. But if you change who you are because of someone else's decision, that is almost always a bad thing.

I say "almost always" because there are times when your actions or lifestyle can directly impact others, and it is right for the others to have input. An example could be the case of an abusive alcoholic, for example, or a lazy person who makes no effort to support themselves and lives off of friends and family because that is easy for them. But even in those cases, it would be encouragement that would work better than a decree or an ultimatum.

Quote:

So, anyway, waffles and saunas? Awesome. In fact, I'm going to see the rough cut on Pancake Day! Pancakes and Big Damn Movies - does it get any better than this?

Oh, yes, that reminds me! I am terribly jealous of you. I expect that you will return here and simply tell us that the movie is awesome, but bring no spoilers with you!

* The Real Me pouts. *

The Real Me

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THEREALME

Thursday, February 3, 2005 3:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Ok, so I spoke to Frederick. It appears he took the eggs from the first T-Rex that nearly killed us all. He suspects we probably shouldn't ate them what with the ill effects they are likely to have on humans. Oh well, they were awful tasty, so I guess it was worth it.

* The Real Me seems a little worried. *

We have kept track of ALL of those T Rex eggs, yes?

Quote:

The butterfly dress is a great idea! I'd love to wear it for the pageant.

*Mai grabs the dress from TRM and runs down to her room to change. A loud scuffling sound and several chinese curse words later...
*Mai screams echo from the hallway*
Uh, TRM, how in the hell do i get this thing on?

Mai, allow me!

* The Real Me claps three times, brings his fingers to his lips and whistles loudly. The butterflies swarm around Mai and land on her, one by one, to eventually form a very elegant gown. *

The Real Me

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SIMONWHO

Thursday, February 3, 2005 3:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:

Sorry, I don't know Strong Bad or the Cheat.

Then boy have I a piece of eggshell for you.

http://www.homestarrunner.com/

Watch the intro, then follow through to the First Time Here icon on the right. Then go through the site. A fellow Browncoat put me onto this one and if you need any further recommendation, this site (or rather a dragon from it) was namechecked in the last ever Buffy.

Oh, and given that someone was kind enough to provide pancakes, let me return the favour. Scones for everyone, complete with real butter, whipped cream and home made strawberry jam (I may even provide scones with raisins in, abominations that they are).

"Burn the land, boil the sea" - Republicans demand inquiry into leak of their long term environmental plans. Also announce new sky restriction policy.

MONTANAGIRL

Thursday, February 3, 2005 8:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
If a person is terribly shy, for example, then it is fine to work to become bolder, more confident (I did), as long as that is what the person wants to do.

*serious*
There's two of us. I'm horribly shy, and I still tend to wilt into corners when I'm around people. Heck, I lurked here(FFF) for a good long time before getting up the nerve to join in and start posting. Never mind what was going on in the Treehouse. The Treehouse scared me. Seriously.

But the wonderful personalities came through my computer, and I found myself venturing a MST3K suggestion, then bumming rootbeer from Rat, then somehow I'm on Mai-Quest. Next thing you know, I'm practicing my wiles on TRM

! So, thank you all for helping me to access that part of my brain that corresponds to Treehouse-related stuff and beginning to help me come out of my shell.
* done with serious*

Simon brought scones? Can I have an apricot one?

*Leaves TRM with his waffles and runs over to new best friend SimonWho to snag a scone.*

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

COZEN

Thursday, February 3, 2005 9:13 PM

TRM: I agree, why be shy. Not to worry, friend, scones hold a particular, if hard to explain fascination for many humans. Allow me to present a point of view that may (or not) clarify the matter. (Hint: you might want to brew up a nice vat of tea).

"Like a Scone"

I was thinkin'
About the way that the British have their noon tea
like a small snack
where you relax and eat small food in large quantities
a good idea
I would think
that we should do that over here
I love my scones
and I don't think
I ever seem to get enough

soft, warm scones,
I long to eat
clotted cream
or buttered please
If I had one now--
I'd eat that scone
muffins pale when compared
to scones

I'm so hungry
and only scones will cure this emptiness that stays
like a sickness--
scone withdrawl can only be cured by one thing
I think you know
what it is
do I need to say again?
soft, warm scones
are my best friend
I think I'll need one very soon

near a scone
I long to be
magic scones
full of blueberries
nothing cures hunger quite
like a scone
magic food of the Brits
-Shalom-

so will I ne'er
find my destined scone?
will I search in vain
ariving home alone?
Alone with my cream, alone with my butter
and dream of my poor scones
thinking they were forgotten?

with my scones
I need to be
I need them
as they need me
nothing's as comforting
as a scone
nothing calms stomachs quite
like scones
____

Performed by Audioslave. Reproduced here without permission of any kind.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Need a nap. Those beds back there have fluffy satin sheets. Perhaps they contain frustraded brides?

*tactlessly elects to keep typo intact*

***
Personally, I prefer muffins.

SIMONWHO

Friday, February 4, 2005 12:55 AM

An apricot scone? Oh, what an unholy travesty. Very well, here, take it, be done with thee.

Sorry, I'm very into the purity of a scone. Probably due to my grandmother, a Scottish woman, could bake scones by the hundred and they used to taste superb and keep fresh for a whole week. No idea how.

My country’s one indisputable contribution to Western civilization – afternoon tea. Plus scones.

Anyone had a look at HomeStarRunner yet? Please tell me you like it, it's so much fun! And nice! And fun!

RAT

Friday, February 4, 2005 4:18 AM

*Rat wakes up behind the bar, with an empty RootBeer bottle in his hand*
What happend, what did I miss, Is the gala over yet?

(Seriously what did I miss?)
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Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
*serious*
There's two of us. I'm horribly shy, and I still tend to wilt into corners when I'm around people. Heck, I lurked here(FFF) for a good long time before getting up the nerve to join in and start posting. Never mind what was going on in the Treehouse. The Treehouse scared me. Seriously.

Me too!

-Ratboy

MONTANAGIRL

Friday, February 4, 2005 4:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
(Seriously what did I miss?)

Let's see: a bunch of us went to the Land of the Lost, faced down two T. Rexes (Rexi?), found Mai, cozen's brontasaurus (EmilyBronte) killed a big old snake for him, Mai brought back a pet dinosaur named Frederick, cozen and ebo made waffles with dinosaur eggs, thatweirdgirl used her feminine wiles on SimonWho then was helping me learn how to use them too (I practiced on TRM), then Simon brought us scones. But he's horrified because I asked for an apricot one.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

RAT

Friday, February 4, 2005 5:49 AM

Mmmmmm apricot scoooness!!! *Rats throws back his head and salivates*

-Ratboy

EBONEZER

Friday, February 4, 2005 6:08 AM

*Smell of scones pulls ebo out of her waffle-hybernation (wafflenation?)*

I smell scones!

TRM, If you still wanna fight for something food-shaped, I'm ready for you!

*puts on fighting face.*

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

THEREALME

Friday, February 4, 2005 6:33 AM

* The Real Me shrugs. *

Keep them, Ebo.

The one and only experience that I have had with an (admitedly American) scone made me think that there was no coincidence that it rhymes with "stone".

The Real Me

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MAI

Friday, February 4, 2005 6:44 AM

Well pageant or not I am wearing this lovely dress! Who knew fancy clothes could also be comfy. (although slightly ticklish, but it's kind of nice).

As for the scones, I have never had one. Actually, don't think I'm stupid, but I don't even really know what they are. However, if it will give me a sugar rush I am in.

MAI

Friday, February 4, 2005 6:46 AM

" I'm horribly shy, and I still tend to wilt into corners when I'm around people."

Me three! Somehow though the treehouse seems to make this less of a problem.

THEREALME

Friday, February 4, 2005 7:44 AM

Well...

I can understand how the Treehouse could scare folks, seeing as it's peopled entirely by lunatics...

But at least we are INTERESTING lunatics!

I am delighted that you decided to join us!

It is easier to get over shyness, by the way, when you can pretend to be someone else.

Hey, has anybody seen ThatWeirdGirl?

The Real Me

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RAT

Friday, February 4, 2005 8:15 AM

*Rat stands next to the punch bowl, pretending to be interested in the back of his hand*

-Ratboy

MAI

Friday, February 4, 2005 10:01 AM

*Rat stands next to the punch bowl, pretending to be interested in the back of his hand*

Ohhh punch! So, what's in it Rat?

MAI

Friday, February 4, 2005 11:11 AM

"But at least we are INTERESTING lunatics!"

Well, I don't know about everyone else here, but I think it's the lunatics that drew me to this thread in particular. I mean being a loner lunatic can be lonely. It's just nice to be in good company. We're not only interesting. We are Big Damn Interesting Lunatics! Back to the show...

Edit: Don't ask, I have apparently just gone off the deep end.

Edit deuce: Again!

SIMONWHO

Friday, February 4, 2005 11:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
The one and only experience that I have had with an (admitedly American) scone made me think that there was no coincidence that it rhymes with "stone".

Actually I pronounce it to rhyme with 'con'. American ones? Well, I'm not going to disrespect your cooking seeing as I had some of my best meals ever when I was out there but trust me, these scones are light, fluffy but with character and depth. They're warm and the butter is melting into them with a fluttering of cream on top and real strawberry jam perched perfectly in the middle. *drools*

Apparently I'm on the losing side of the fruit in scones war. Still not sure it's the wrong one.

I have no idea what they taste like with root beer or punch but have a try.

THEREALME

Friday, February 4, 2005 2:33 PM

Very well, SimonWho. On your recommendation, I shall seek out more "British" examples of this culinary sensation.

Hey, Ebo, look over THERE!

* Swipes Ebo's scone. *

The Real Me

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RAT

Friday, February 4, 2005 4:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Ohhh punch! So, what's in it Rat?

Why...RootBeer.......ofcourse!

-Ratboy

MONTANAGIRL

Friday, February 4, 2005 7:13 PM

I'm sorry for offending your sensibilities SimonWho, but I beg your forgiveness with the excuse that I've never had a REAL scone before, just the bastardized American ones. I'm sure if I have one of your Grandma's scones I'll renounce fruit in scones forever.

*Takes bite of scone. Takes another bite of scone. Starts making noises approximate to Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally as she quickly devours the whole thing.*

Whew, that was some scone!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

MONTANAGIRL

Friday, February 4, 2005 7:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Well...

I can understand how the Treehouse could scare folks, seeing as it's peopled entirely by lunatics...

But at least we are INTERESTING lunatics!

I am delighted that you decided to join us!

Why so you are! Interesting lunatics, I mean. I just never realized I was one too until I entered this madhouse. Now it's starting to become normal, and I'm not sure if that's a good sign or a bad one

.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

RAT

Friday, February 4, 2005 8:02 PM

It's a good sign....Trust me!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PS.
Do they serve scones at Katz's?

-Ratboy

COZEN

Friday, February 4, 2005 11:17 PM

A treatise (ie., poem badly) on the normalcy of shyness.

To be shy with a sleeping bride
Allows her retention of virtue.
To be bold with selfsame spouse:
Shoulda' known was gonna hurt you.
_____

At least I got some sleep.

*Tries to hide painful waddling motion as he approaches "sconed" MG*

*fails*

Forgive me if I'm being a bit bold, thought you might wanna try on this spiffin' new pair of Jurassic snakeskin boots.

*assumes silence = assent*

Might be a bit tightish at first, not to worry.

*Tug*

*grunt*

*TUG*

*Ouch*

*TUG!

*cozen loses grip on shiny boot*

Huh. Didn't realize this was so close to the edge of the floating treehouse.

*plummet*

*splash*

***
Failed Shyness 101.

MONTANAGIRL

Friday, February 4, 2005 11:43 PM

Wow, thanks for the shiny new boots cozen! *Admires pretty pattern of recently deceased snake. Slowly realizes that cozen is no longer kneeling in front of her.* cozen? cozen?! Drat!

*Tosses inner tube colored to resemble a watermelon over the side of the treehouse.* I'm not sure that's seaworthy. It works really well for floating the Madison, though!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

EBONEZER

Friday, February 4, 2005 11:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:

Hey, Ebo, look over THERE!

* Swipes Ebo's scone. *

*Shock!*

My scone! It has been swiped! Horror of horrors!

*Ebo notices that a large plate of scones remains sitting on the bar un-eaten. Using great stealth, she sneaks over to them, grabs the large plate, and starts back towards her pool table. She is about to make it when she trips over a poorly-placed snakeskin boot and falls over, knocking over a lamp. Luckly, no scones are harmed. Un-luckly everybody in the treehouse looks up to see Ebo stealing the rest of the scones.*

Uh-oh.

*Ebo jumps up, dives under her pool table, and quickly foritifies it with couch cusions.*

Mine! The scones are mine!

-----------------------------------

Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

COZEN

Saturday, February 5, 2005 12:17 AM

*hauls self aboard watermelon that held up Madison Ave.*

If Mad. Ave. sinks, will tvland lose all its income so that there'll be no more tv shows?

*Begins liking idea*

*Finds and munches soggy scone*

Yum! Bit salty, though.

***
Referentially challenged.

MONTANAGIRL

Saturday, February 5, 2005 12:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Referentially challenged.

The Madison River is one of the tributaries to the Yellowstone, and is very nice to go floating on in an inner tube and bikini on a hot summer day. Although you might prefer to wear swim trunks instead of a bikini, but that's entirely up to you

.

*sigh* Summer's a long ways away. Darn that stupid groundhog.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

SIMONWHO

Saturday, February 5, 2005 12:43 AM

Yeah, I'm not too clear on this American idea of small rodents forecasting the weather. How did that happen? And what success rate do they have?

Still, I think the movie makes the entire process worthwhile. Ooo, ooo, let's watch Groundhog Day! It'll be fun!

Plus, I'm quite happy to do custom orders of scones, there's no need for violence, drownings or fortification of pool table underneathings. Rat can supply the root beer and at intermission, we can all play at flicking cards into a hat.

Fun!

COZEN

Saturday, February 5, 2005 12:46 AM

WallMart have any, um, training bikinis?

***
"I must, I must, expand...."

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, February 5, 2005 4:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*twg sits on the floor in front of TRM. she oh so seductively lifts a fork covered in syrupy waffle goodness to his mouth.*

would you like me to feed you sir?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

Uh, people around these parts ARE using protection, right?? Should I start another one of my "birds and bees" speeches??

MAI

Saturday, February 5, 2005 4:13 AM

"Uh, people around these parts ARE using protection, right?? Should I start another one of my "birds and bees" speeches??"

Geez, people I am gone for less than half a day and your turning the tree into a brothel. I am utterly horrified..... that I wasn't the one to come up with that idea first. Oh well, so um,yea, like,

Uhhh.. don't you hate it when you have absolutely nothing interesting or insightful to contribute to the thread. I am having one of those moments right now, and yet for some strange reason I am compelled to write all about my lack of words and babble for no good reason anyway.

MONTANAGIRL

Saturday, February 5, 2005 4:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Uhhh.. don't you hate it when you have absolutely nothing interesting or insightful to contribute to the thread. I am having one of those moments right now, and yet for some strange reason I am compelled to write all about my lack of words and babble for no good reason anyway.

I'll reply to your babbling, adding nothing useful to discussion, just so you can get a reply in your mailbox. 'Cause that's always fun

.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

MALICIOUS

Saturday, February 5, 2005 4:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Uh, people around these parts ARE using protection, right?? Should I start another one of my "birds and bees" speeches??

Oh, GOD, not another speech! (Mal-licious rolls eyes into the back of her head.)

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

MAI

Saturday, February 5, 2005 4:46 AM

Awww thanks Montanagirl. Yet another reason why I love this place. Everyone is sooooo nice.

EBONEZER

Saturday, February 5, 2005 5:29 AM

Mom! Yay!

*Ebo crawls out from under the pool table and stands on her head.*

Mom! Mom! Look Mom! Look what I can do! Mooooom! You're not looking! Mom look! Look!

*Ebo flips rolls out off her head and crawls over to Mom on her knees. She grabs Mom by the wrist and starts pulling her towards the pool table.*

Mom! You hafta come see my fort, Mom! Come look! Look! I have scones! You want a scone, Mom?

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

MONTANAGIRL

Saturday, February 5, 2005 6:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Uh, people around these parts ARE using protection, right?? Should I start another one of my "birds and bees" speeches??

Yes, please give that speech because I've never understood what birds and bees have to do with anything. And it'll annoy Mal!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

MAI

Saturday, February 5, 2005 7:03 AM

"Why...RootBeer.......ofcourse! "

Of course, what a dumb question, i shouldve known.

MAI

Saturday, February 5, 2005 7:29 AM

and now im just bumping the thread ... still no new words to impart on the treehousers, oh well.

THEREALME

Saturday, February 5, 2005 7:30 AM

* The Real Me gazes with appreciation at the scone he swiped from Ebonezer. Fluffy. Melted butter. Jam. Mmmmmmm! *

Smells DELICIOUS!

* But then he thinks back on MontanaGirl's performance: *

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:

*Takes bite of scone. Takes another bite of scone. Starts making noises approximate to Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally as she quickly devours the whole thing.*

Whew, that was some scone!

* Gluttony loses the struggle. The Real Me hands the scone to MontanaGirl. *

The Real Me

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THEREALME

Saturday, February 5, 2005 7:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Yeah, I'm not too clear on this American idea of small rodents forecasting the weather. How did that happen? And what success rate do they have?

Their success rate will be 100%, as soon as I perfect the orbital weather-control lasers that I've been making for Mal-licious.

The Real Me

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THEREALME

Saturday, February 5, 2005 7:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Uh, people around these parts ARE using protection, right?? Should I start another one of my "birds and bees" speeches??

Greetings, ElwoodMom! Yes, indeed we have protection. First, there are the cushions around Ebo's nest under the pool table. Those should protect her from even the heavier of the projectiles that occasionally get thrown around here. Also, soon after I arrived, when the original Treehouse was being constructed, I installed a laser perimeter defense system. Yes, even enemy fowl and insects would be targeted by the central computer system (though why you picked those examples I'm not sure; I'm more concerned about enemy ninja!). Also for protection, there is no lack of...

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:

Geez, people I am gone for less than half a day and your turning the tree into a brothel. I am utterly horrified..... that I wasn't the one to come up with that idea first. Oh well, so um,yea, like...

Brothel? Oh, do you mean...

OH! PROTECTION!

No, it's nothing like that! You see, ThatWeirdGirl and MontanaGirl were merely using the opportunity to exercise their feminine wiles, and I was an easily available (and supremely lucky) male subject upon which to practice.

Until I opened my mouth and ruined the whole thing, of course...

The Real Me

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MAI

Saturday, February 5, 2005 8:06 AM

"OH! PROTECTION No, it's nothing like that!"

It's not? Well than what's the use of practicing wiles at all?

THEREALME

Saturday, February 5, 2005 8:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
"OH! PROTECTION No, it's nothing like that!"

It's not? Well than what's the use of practicing wiles at all?

Well, typically, when I get wiles used on me like that, the ladies are just getting in some practice for dealing with their boyfriends, later.

The Real Me

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RAT

Saturday, February 5, 2005 3:35 PM

Hey, guess what I just had for breakfast? (Seriously)

-Ratboy

RAT

Saturday, February 5, 2005 3:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Yeah, I'm not too clear on this American idea of small rodents forecasting the weather.

I can forecast weather???
"Who" knew!

-Ratboy

MAI

Saturday, February 5, 2005 4:15 PM

eggs, i bet it was eggs.

THEREALME

Saturday, February 5, 2005 4:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Yeah, I'm not too clear on this American idea of small rodents forecasting the weather.

I can forecast weather???
"Who" knew!

-Ratboy

Well, Rat, most of us here have SOME kind of superpower. Maybe this is yours?

Oh, and for breakfast, I'll bet you had waffles with strawberries fed to you by two wonderful ladies!

Well, it was just something that was on my mind...

The Real Me

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RAT

Saturday, February 5, 2005 4:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
eggs, i bet it was eggs.

Nope!!............Try again!

-Ratboy

edit- RealYou, why don't you guess again too!

THEREALME

Saturday, February 5, 2005 5:15 PM

Uh... BELGIAN waffles with strawberries fed to you by two wonderful ladies!

Sorry, just can't seem to think of any other breakfast food right now...

The Real Me

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SIMONWHO

Saturday, February 5, 2005 6:39 PM

Was it grits? No. Well, probably just as well as I don't have a clue what grits are. I've only heard reference to them in things like My Cousin Vinnie. Sorry, the Academy Award (r) Winning My Cousin Vinnie.

*racks brain for other American breakfast products*

Fruit Loops? Blueberry pancakes? Pop Tarts? Toast?

Okay, just making myself hungry here.

And surely cybersex is as safe as sex can get? Unless you're caught by your other half, obviously.

RAT

Saturday, February 5, 2005 7:04 PM

Grits? Thats just corny!

I did in fact have....An apricot scone! And it was just fine!

-Ratboy

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, February 5, 2005 10:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Uh, people around these parts ARE using protection, right?? Should I start another one of my "birds and bees" speeches??

Oh, GOD, not another speech! (Mal-licious rolls eyes into the back of her head.)

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

I'm not sure I like your attitude, young lady!

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, February 5, 2005 10:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Mom! Yay!

*Ebo crawls out from under the pool table and stands on her head.*

Mom! Mom! Look Mom! Look what I can do! Mooooom! You're not looking! Mom look! Look!

*Ebo flips rolls out off her head and crawls over to Mom on her knees. She grabs Mom by the wrist and starts pulling her towards the pool table.*

Mom! You hafta come see my fort, Mom! Come look! Look! I have scones! You want a scone, Mom?

-----------------------------------

Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

I'm coming, I'm coming! I see your fort, I have eyes on the back of my head, remember? Did you eat your lunch? Then yes, we can have scones! Great fort, did you do that all by yourself? *kisses top of head* I'm proud of you! Did you make your bed yet???

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, February 5, 2005 10:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Uh, people around these parts ARE using protection, right?? Should I start another one of my "birds and bees" speeches??

Yes, please give that speech because I've never understood what birds and bees have to do with anything. And it'll annoy Mal!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

I agree, it has nothing to do with birds or bees, but it DOES have something to do with a sock. Shall I continue??

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, February 5, 2005 10:30 PM

Brothel? Oh, do you mean...

OH! PROTECTION!

No, it's nothing like that! You see, ThatWeirdGirl and MontanaGirl were merely using the opportunity to exercise their feminine wiles, and I was an easily available (and supremely lucky) male subject upon which to practice.

Until I opened my mouth and ruined the whole thing, of course...

The Real Me

_________________________________________________

So it started innocent. Let me check my recipe book...hmmmm...a cup of feminine wiles, a dash of lucky sap...mix it up, bake for 9 months, and you have a...ta da! BABY!

You didn't ruin anything, dear. You did give me an opportunity to give a lecture, which is kinda fun!

EBONEZER

Sunday, February 6, 2005 12:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

I'm coming, I'm coming! I see your fort, I have eyes on the back of my head, remember? Did you eat your lunch? Then yes, we can have scones! Great fort, did you do that all by yourself? *kisses top of head* I'm proud of you! Did you make your bed yet???

Bed? I have no bed. Really...

*scampers off to type up blog about meeting Morena.*

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Sunday, February 6, 2005 2:55 AM

I for one love real scones with clotted cream. To die for. Thank goodness for tea (I abhore coffee) and scones!

I also think that's what he had for breakfast.

Sorry I ran off like that. I'm not mad at You. Not at all. It's a silly song from a 60s movie. The girl learns that guys absolutely hate girls that pretentd to be something else. She's a real cook and they like her that way. So, it's all good.

Thanks for turning down the heat in the sauna. I was, um, well I don't know what I was doing. I seem to have been draming of Ebo. Not a bad dream mind you, just why was she a traffic light?

Ooh! My picture a day is a River tribute.

*runs off to twirl in her dress*

www.thatweirdgirl.com

MONTANAGIRL

Sunday, February 6, 2005 3:07 AM

Ok, I've had a really bad day (multiple issues and an extremely long day at work, then the door of my truck wouldn't shut and I didn't know how to fix it and it kept swinging open as I was driving, argh!) I pretty much feel like right now. So,

Somebody tell me a gorram joke!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

SIMONWHO

Sunday, February 6, 2005 3:15 AM

One of my favourites:

A policeman sees a pick up truck being driven down the road and in the back there are dozens of penguins. So he pulls the driver over and says "Excuse me sir, why do you have these penguins in your vehicle?" The driver replies "Well officer, I was on the main road and they were just wandering about, I thought they'd get run over if I didn't pick them up."

"That's very commendable sir, but I think you should take them to the zoo." The driver nods in agreement and drives off.

The following day the same policeman is out on his rounds again when he sees the pick up truck once more filled with penguins, only this time, they're all wearing shades. He flags the driver down once more and says "Hey, didn't I tell you to take them all to the zoo?"

"Yes and we had a lovely time so today we're going to the beach."

Hope that's slightly brightened your day.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Sunday, February 6, 2005 3:17 AM

Would it help if I told you I had a broken truck door for a month once? i got really good at holding the thing shut while driving. My arms were never in better shape.

Q: What’s the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

*begins laughing to self*

A: The extroverted mathematician will look at *your* feet when s/he’s talking to you.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

SIMONWHO

Sunday, February 6, 2005 3:29 AM

That's not bad TWG. Perhaps we need something a little less cerebral. Could you stand to my right please? A little closer? That's perfect.

Feel better Montanagirl?

MONTANAGIRL

Sunday, February 6, 2005 3:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:

Feel better Montanagirl?

Yes, thank you! Just having a few out loud chuckles does wonders.

Now I have the Monty Python history of japing going through my head. Hmm, I think I'll put in "Live At The Hollywood Bowl." Anybody else wanna watch?

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Sunday, February 6, 2005 3:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
That's not bad TWG. Perhaps we need something a little less cerebral. Could you stand to my right please? A little closer? That's perfect.

Feel better Montanagirl?

Hey! I cuddled with you and...mmmm, this is good. Is there more?

*twg settles into a hammock and waits for SimonWho to continue feeding her cream pie*

www.thatweirdgirl.com

SIMONWHO

Sunday, February 6, 2005 3:45 AM

More?

There you go. Just had to use up some leftover whipped cream from my baking.

*clambers into hammock*

Plus now we can cuddle and have something to eat on hand. Are you still in River mode, complete with combat boots? Because I'm very sleepy now and if go to sleep here while watching the movie, you've got to promise not to kick me.

Wait a moment, MP at the Hollywood Bowl? If we get two more people, we can do the Custard Pie sketch. I vote for TWG to be the volunteer in the middle.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Sunday, February 6, 2005 3:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
I vote for TWG to be the volunteer in the middle.

Only for the good of the treehouse.

So do I throw the pie at your naughty bits for the foul pie example?

I have pie on my face. How to get it all off...

www.thatweirdgirl.com

SIMONWHO

Sunday, February 6, 2005 4:10 AM

I had the role of the lecturer in mind for myself. I think I'd be quite good at that. And yes, you do seem to have a little something on your face. I'm sure if you took a cloth or ...

*suddenly catches her drift*

Oh. Um. Well, I do like a little snack before bedtime. And it's very late here, 4 in the morning to be exact. Very tired but I must stay awake for my snack. Let me do the 'leaning' thing I learned from While You Were Sleeping, that should keep me awake.

*leans closer to TWG*
*closer*
*closer*
*shuts his eyes*

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*damn*

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

THEREALME

Sunday, February 6, 2005 7:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe
Brothel? Oh, do you mean...

OH! PROTECTION!

No, it's nothing like that! You see, ThatWeirdGirl and MontanaGirl were merely using the opportunity to exercise their feminine wiles, and I was an easily available (and supremely lucky) male subject upon which to practice.

Until I opened my mouth and ruined the whole thing, of course...

The Real Me

So it started innocent. Let me check my recipe book...hmmmm...a cup of feminine wiles, a dash of lucky sap...mix it up, bake for 9 months, and you have a...ta da! BABY!

You didn't ruin anything, dear. You did give me an opportunity to give a lecture, which is kinda fun!

Glad to be of service, ElwoodMom!

But there was no danger of that sort! As soon as I open my mouth to talk (and I do, eventually), women seem to scatter. It's weird how that works.

The Real Me

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MAI

Sunday, February 6, 2005 7:16 AM

Sorry you had such a bad day Montanagirl. Here's a joke for you.

Knock, Knock,

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo Who?

Why are you crying? It's just a joke.

According to the kids (most of whom are 3 or 4 years old) I work with this one is just hi-larious. Hope it helps.

THEREALME

Sunday, February 6, 2005 7:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Ok, I've had a really bad day (multiple issues and an extremely long day at work, then the door of my truck wouldn't shut and I didn't know how to fix it and it kept swinging open as I was driving, argh!) I pretty much feel like right now. So,

Somebody tell me a gorram joke!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

MontanaGirl, I'm sorry, but I'm not good with jokes. But I'll hope that tomorrow is better for you!

The Real Me

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MONTANAGIRL

Sunday, February 6, 2005 7:23 AM

I love stupid jokes like that. They always make me laugh. Although Simon did a pretty good job cheering me up with his joke and pie fight smiley faces. Then I watched some Monty Python and now I'm okay again. Especially since I called my dad and he told me exactly what was wrong with my truck (like always) and how to fix it. Don't you just love dads?

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

MONTANAGIRL

Sunday, February 6, 2005 7:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
But I'll hope that tomorrow is better for you!

Tomorrow will be better because: I don't have to work, I can sleep in, my truck is now fixed, and my friends and I are getting together for the Superbowl and making nachos. And I get to make a pie to bring! (I love to make pies. I especially love making piecrust, because there's always the extra that you can sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon and bake up as snacks.) And Duke won today so I'm happy.

Thank you all for your support. (Wow. Did I just come off like a Bartles and James commercial? If so, then I want to be Ed.)

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

THEREALME

Sunday, February 6, 2005 7:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Sorry I ran off like that. I'm not mad at You. Not at all. It's a silly song from a 60s movie. The girl learns that guys absolutely hate girls that pretentd to be something else. She's a real cook and they like her that way. So, it's all good.

Thanks for turning down the heat in the sauna. I was, um, well I don't know what I was doing. I seem to have been draming of Ebo. Not a bad dream mind you, just why was she a traffic light?

Ooh! My picture a day is a River tribute.

*runs off to twirl in her dress*

www.thatweirdgirl.com

ThatWeirdGirl! Welcome back!

I am quite relieved. With your suddened departure and absence for the last few days, I had begun to wonder if I had given some mortal offense!

Yes, we are all pleased to have you back. Most pleased.

* The Real Me nods a few times, heads back to his room, locks his door behind him, and then does the happy dance of joy. *

The Real Me

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THEREALME

Sunday, February 6, 2005 8:28 AM

* The Real Me comes back from his room in the West Wing and looks about. *

Say, where is Cozen? Has he fallen overboard again?

* The Real Me peeks over the side and spies Cozen far below, floating on some strange watermellon. The Real Me tosses a rope over the side for him. *

* After all, The Real Me likes watermellon! *

The Real Me

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MAI

Sunday, February 6, 2005 2:12 PM

Ok SereniTREE people its almost 8 am. WAKE UP! It's time for the best meal of the day, breakfast.

* After all, The Real Me likes watermellon! *

Speaking of, once you get Cozen fished out of the river, would you two mind sharing your fruit? I'll even help you haul him up, if we have life jackets and fun arm floaty things.

COZEN

Sunday, February 6, 2005 2:45 PM

*climbs aboard*

Phew! Thanks, TRM. Them 'gators make kinda iffy pets.

Watermellon for everybody! (Thanks, MG! Oh and can I borrow yer dad, got a slight problem with water getting into the basement. Sigh. Not many magical solutions in the real'verse).

Hmmm, can't help but notice blissful pie encrusted faces. And my, don't we all appear to be so very protective of each other today!

*Carves humungous wedge of watermelon. Takes it over to the pool table. Knocks on cushions.*

*This doesn't work very well.*

*Removes a cushion or dozen. Offers Ebo hunk o' mellon.*

*Sniffs Ebohand*

*Feints from envy*

***
cindercozenello

EBONEZER

Sunday, February 6, 2005 6:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:

And I get to make a pie to bring! (I love to make pies. I especially love making piecrust, because there's always the extra that you can sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon and bake up as snacks.)

I LOVE raw piecrust. Its just fantastic!

Oh, and watermellon too.

*Pokes at fained Cozen.*

Hmmm, maybe I could charge people to touch the hand that Morena touched? I could make a fourtune!

-----------------------------------

Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

SIMONWHO

Monday, February 7, 2005 1:07 AM

*clambers carefully out of hammock so as not to disturb the now clean TWG*

*notices what's on the big screen*

Oh, it's the Superbowl. Huh. Wouldn't it be great if instead of this, there was a four hour documentary about a superb owl? You know, it could turn its neck around 720 degrees or could hear mice twenty miles away? No? Okay then.

I'm not quite sure why the Superbowl is such a big deal. We have cup competitions for our sports but when our favoured teams go out, we generally lose interest. How do you decide what team you want to win?

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