CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #12

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, February 1, 2005 16:16
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 3:28 AM

Another week and another entry into the T-shirt drawing!

Dragonwine's awfully hilarious caption takes home the gold this week! (edit: yeah, this should read CT#11 winner. I'll fix it later...)

Aaaaaand now! Cappy and Simon together again!

MAL(to Fed OS): Ummm...he did it!
Simon(thinking): When will this ching-wah tsao duh liou mahng realize this never works?

Okay, so that sucks. Do better! Show me what you got in those whimsical brainpans!

Cilantro!
TCM

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PAST CAPTION TIGHTPANTS
CT#1 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7864
CT#2 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7927
CT#3 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7990
CT#4 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8094
CT#5 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8165
CT#6 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8240
CT#7 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8307
CT#8 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8362
CT#9 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8448
CT#10 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8517
CT#11 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8569

KNIBBLET

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 3:58 AM

Mal: Okay, repeat after me. "Where's the beach? The beach is that-a-way!"
Simon: What beach? There's a beach?
Jayne from off screen: Mal, for the last ruttin time, leave my gorram free weights alone.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 4:20 AM

Mal: Okay everyone, hands, step step step kick...
Jayne (OS): Are you sure we have to do this?
Mal: Hey, when Simon came up with the plan, we had to pretend to be doctors. This is *my* plan, and I say we go in as a line of cabaret dancers.
Simon: Why's it only the men who'll be wearing the dresses?
Mal: Tactics, man!

Star Pilot Grainger
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MONTANAGIRL

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 4:37 AM

Simon: One time, I caught a fish this big.
Mal: Oh yeah, well I (almost)caught one THIS big! But it got away.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

CALIGARI

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 5:17 AM

Quote:

Mal: "You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself about...."

SHINY

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 5:30 AM

Mal: Hey doc, pull my finger.

RAT

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 5:52 AM

Simon: Are you sure this is what we do?
Mal: Trust me doc, when your team wins, ya gota bump chests!

-Ratboy

BILLYUNO

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 6:02 AM

Mal: wha... Whaddaya mean HE looks better with his shirt off than I do in tight pants?

Simon: That's what the polls on the fansite said.

Mal: Huh... And why do we have our hands up again?

Simon: Because there's a gun on us.

Mal: Oh. Yeah, right. Sorry.

EST120

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 1:07 PM

"kind of hard to keep 'the wave' going with only 9 people."

COSMICFUGITIVE

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 1:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tenthcrewmember: [IMG] [/IMG]

JAYNE: (Off screen) "Gorramit Mal! Who's ruttin' idea was this?!"
MAL: (Pointing to Simon) "His!"
SIMON: "I take it you don't like 'Thriller' then?"

PALADIN

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 2:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Traffic Officer(offscreen): "No, Captain Reynolds. I said touch yournose."

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"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." -Book

RYCE

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 2:50 PM

Mal: Michael Flatley, my ass! I'll show you who's the REAL lord of the dance!...Show 'em Simon!

KAYLEE4SIMON

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 3:05 PM

Mal: *sticks arms up* Since when did Zoe institute a work out program?
Simon: *sticks arms up* Don't ask me Captain splits his pants
Mal: Hey! That was only tw...three times!

CGI cows sure pooh a lot!

THATWEIRDGIRL

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 8:07 PM

some crazy part of my brain said, "This one!" I like BillyUno.

*wipes drool from chin in remembrance of shirtless doctor*

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WASHEDOUT

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 11:06 PM

Mal: This time, YOU snatch the gun away from her!

VETERAN

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 11:20 PM

Mal and Simon together: "Hava Nigila Hava ..."

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 11:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Veteran:

Mal and Simon together: "Hava Nigila Hava ..."

This one. Hands down. I mean up.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

MISGUIDED BY VOICES

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 11:35 PM

(O/S - YoSaffBridge stands, gun trained on our big damn heroes)

Simon: Uh, Mal? When she said stick 'em up, she would have been happy enough with just the hands.

"I threw up on your bed"

THEGREYJEDI

Thursday, January 27, 2005 12:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

SIMON and MAL: (Silmultaneously after Jayne made some reference to cleaning his gun in a non-firearm manner.) We're out.

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DRAGONWINE

Thursday, January 27, 2005 2:24 AM

Mal: No Simon, I'm the home team goal post, you're the visitors. Now get over there!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

GWENHARKER

Thursday, January 27, 2005 3:15 AM

Quote:

(awww, forget it, id on't like what I had here before. new one!)

Kaylee (os): You all have to work stuff out, Cap!
Mal: Tamada! He's the one with them smutty thoughts! I'm just lookin' out for ya!
Simon: Thinking: *the things I do for love*

MONTANAGIRL

Thursday, January 27, 2005 4:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Veteran:
Mal and Simon together: "Hava Nigila Hava ..."

I don't know why, but this totally made me laugh out loud.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, January 27, 2005 5:53 AM

to MG: because it is FUNNY!

now then...

Kaylee (OS): Okaaaay...Simon says...raise your hands!
Kaylee (OS): Okaaaay...Make a sour face!
MAL: OH! Simon is out! How ironic-like!
Simon(thinking): Why I keep letting them talk me into this shee-niou...

Cilantro!
TCM

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CHOLLETT

Thursday, January 27, 2005 5:53 AM

Mal: "Everyone! Can you believe that Simon forgot to vote on last week's caption?"
Simon: "..sigh...sorry. Guilty as charged."

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, January 27, 2005 6:00 AM

In an effort to raise more money for the parts Kaylee would need, Simon and Mal took up street performance, and can be seen here taking lessons in pantomime from Inara

Cilantro!
TCM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Thursday, January 27, 2005 6:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal : Can I be Simon next time?

~AFf

Keep flying

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Thursday, January 27, 2005 6:14 AM

I swear, I posted mine before reading this. I always try to post my caption before reading any so that it is fresh.

Keep flying

RAT

Thursday, January 27, 2005 8:47 AM

together: Malicious, we'r sorry we tried to have an intervention for you........No....wait...don't..AAAHHHHH!!!!!!

-Ratboy

SIMONWHO

Thursday, January 27, 2005 11:56 AM

"Okay, which one of you forgot to use underarm deodorant today?"

Or

Simon never knew why the bad guys always shot him first but was glad that his ever-faithful captain was always by his side when they did.

HORRID

Thursday, January 27, 2005 2:41 PM

Simon: wait I'm confused were we doing the ketchup dance or the macarena?

Mal: it don't matter, just shake your ass and look pretty

VOLSTOCK

Thursday, January 27, 2005 3:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Another week and another entry into the T-shirt drawing!

Dragonwine's awfully hilarious caption takes home the gold this week! (edit: yeah, this should read CT#11 winner. I'll fix it later...)

Aaaaaand now! Cappy and Simon together again!

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Mal: Come on, vogue
Let your body move to the music
Simon: move to the music

ODDNESS2HER

Thursday, January 27, 2005 5:13 PM

Worst game of Freeze Tag ever.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, January 27, 2005 7:05 PM

TCM always makes me laugh. Simon says, what a hoot!

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UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Thursday, January 27, 2005 8:31 PM

Simon: "Aaaaaannnnd, Rock away, rock away, raise the roof, raise the roof. No, wait, Mal, you gotta beat box while we do this."

Mal: "Beat what? Dangit, I'll beat you...is this really how they dance in the city?"

Simon: "Oh yeah, it's dope. Very dope."

-Taylor

The Uncharted Outlaw!
Captain of Prosperity (99-K64)

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning and the sea's asleep and the rivers dream, people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace, there's work to do." -Dr. Who

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UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Thursday, January 27, 2005 8:33 PM

Orrr......

Mal and Simon together: "Awwwwwww, freak out! Le freak, so chic!"

-Taylor

The Uncharted Outlaw!
Captain of Prosperity (99-K64)

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning and the sea's asleep and the rivers dream, people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace, there's work to do." -Dr. Who

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MALICIOUS

Thursday, January 27, 2005 10:21 PM

Okay,

Now I can't decide between the 2nd Simonwho one and the Volstock one!

Although the Rat one was pretty good too.....

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

DRAGONWINE

Friday, January 28, 2005 2:23 AM

Simon: Is not!
Mal: Is so!
Simon: Is not!
Mal: INARA! Get over here and tell Simon this is so feng shui.

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It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

MONTANAGIRL

Friday, January 28, 2005 3:39 AM

Lady Bracknell (in reference to Simon): "The chin a little higher, dear. Style largely depends on the way the chin is worn. They are worn very high, just at present."

(Edited 'cause I couldn't get the picture to post.)
Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

MINIME

Friday, January 28, 2005 10:23 AM

Ha!
lovely, montanagirl. as a long-time oscar wilde fan who once played Lady Bracknell, all i can say is, i wish i had thought of it first!

KNIBBLET

Friday, January 28, 2005 12:43 PM

Mal,
Imagine my conundrum. Volstock is my brother *waves howdy to the beloved brudder* and therefore, I have to think he's hilarious. :)

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

MONTANAGIRL

Sunday, January 30, 2005 4:51 AM

I'm out of ideas, but I thought this needed a bump. Someone else has got to have something!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, January 30, 2005 3:10 PM

Okay, looks like we are all "thought out"!

Time to vote! And remember, if this were Alliance conrolled space, you couldn't do that!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/888439

Cilantro!
TCM

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RYCE

Sunday, January 30, 2005 8:59 PM

Wow! The honor that you do me flatters my...my honor!

SCEPTIC101

Monday, January 31, 2005 2:44 AM

Simon: I'm Spartacus!

Mal: No, I'M Spartacus!

Realise this is too Late but never mind!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, January 31, 2005 4:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by sceptic101:
Realise this is too Late but never mind!

Never to late to play! Only too late to be in the finals...and since I am ineligible (being the creator), here's another one!

(with local color levelling a rifle at them)
SIMON: Rabbit season!
MAL: Doc season, shoot!

Cilantro!
TCM

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MONTANAGIRL

Monday, January 31, 2005 6:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
(with local color levelling a rifle at them)
SIMON: Rabbit season!
MAL: Doc season, shoot!

Oh, TCM, you make me laugh! That right there is now my favorite.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

THEREAVER

Monday, January 31, 2005 4:13 PM

Both: *Sing* Y.M.C.A

I'll rape you to death.
I'll eat your flesh.
I'll sew your skin into my clothes.
If you're very very lucky, I'll do it in that order - TheReaver

SIMONWHO

Monday, January 31, 2005 4:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

(with local color levelling a rifle at them)
SIMON: Rabbit season!
MAL: Doc season, shoot!

That's the best one yet IMHO. I just love that cartoon. "DUCK SEASON, FIRE!"

Dethpickable.

NYTSHAD

Tuesday, February 1, 2005 4:16 PM

Too late, but nontheless ...

Joss: (oc) How much do you loooooove FireFly?
Simon: I love FireFly THIS much!
Mal: oh yeah? Well I love Firefly THIS much, that's more than you!

"Shall my tiny replica now do battle with your tiny replica?"