A Prostitute, A Preacher, A Psychic, A Cowboy, And A Doctor Walk Onto A Set....
POSTED BY: DREW
UPDATED: Sunday, July 23, 2017 13:59
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STICK? WHAT IS STICK???? The "I don't know where I am" eyes and gaping mouth give her genius right away.
Director: "You're supposed to be a genius, you know things that you can't possibly know. You have to look the part, so stare at nothing with those vacant eyes and cock your head." Actress: "Uh, like this?" Director: "PERFECT!"
"If only the writers weren't so dumb, they could give me lines that a genius might actually come up with!" And then we're supposed to believe she could give you your date of birth with one glance. Take that, Sherlock Holmes! B/c the audience is stupid, obviously.
RANDOM PREACHER ALERT. Sorry, but now you know how I feel whenever he's in a shot. Hello, Whedon, this guy doesn't belong. On topic, doesn't River respond to this guy's hair in the way that a 2 year old might?
Being expected to believe that the girl's intelligence leads as far as supernatural powers when she always has a vacant look in her eyes and a gaping mouth with which she only uses to form sentence fragments is a joke. She can't even get over some mental experiments, randomly holding her head and screaming for no reason all the time. That isn't a sign of a strong mind, it's irrationality. It's the way an abused dog might act after being rescued, too dumb to learn and adapt to its new surroundings. She can't even tell what's a threat and what isn't but is able to just know someone's entire past by looking at their face. No level of intelligence could even account for that, it's just Whedon's idiotic assumption that it could. Of course he would have no logical skills though, he came up with the Reaver and the Queen Prostitute.
I can't believe that there are ppl who even try to argue that Reavers could realistically operate a spaceship. Don't you have any imagination? Seeing them operate a ship together and then getting out to do what they do is clearly ridiculous. Go on believing that it isn't though. Unreal.
This is what the Reavers do before landing. It's rocket science. And then they land, get out, and....
RANDOM PREACHER ALERT. Sorry, I won't do this again, it's just really annoying, I know. Where was I? Oh yeah, the Reavers are exiting the resultant work of decades of rocket science, and:
RIP THE FLESH. BREAK THE BONES. MAKE LOVE TO THE EYE SOCKETS. MY THIRST FOR BLOOD WAS NOT QUITE QUENCHED ENOUGH UPON TORTURING MY OWN BODY.
Right. Use your imagination, I guess. Try not to short circuit due to overwhelmingly ridiculous nature of the thought experiment. A virus that turns you into Dahmer, okay. Keep arguing that it makes sense for an adult to witness that and become it afterwards, my eyes weren't rolling hard enough while watching the show and listening to that insulting explanation of the clearly braindead Mal. BTW, the cycle of abuse applies to children, usually in the lower range of intelligence, not grown men. Sorry. It would be so much more believable to watch the Reavers eat dinner after their mass rape/murders with the soup spoon on the right and everything:
A very Reaver dinner placement.
I like the justifications you guys have though, really smart. Even the defenders can't come to the only logical conclusion that the Reavers themselves couldn't have been operating the ship, but are ke
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Originally posted by DREW:
PUNCH ME IN THE FACE FOR THE LOVE OF F***ING GOD.
Can I can I Can I?
Firstly, I've always thought Firefly was, in large part, steampunk. Steampunk is mostly an aesthetic, but that doesn't mean because it doesn't make practical sense that it shouldn't exist. It's kinda WHY TV EXISTS, to inspire, to create, to imagine, to have fun.....
EVERYTHING about Firefly is coolness squared. Space. Hookers. Bashing religion. Sex in the engine room. Zombies. Outlaws. Geniuses. Lasers. Shindigs. Brown coats. WHAT'S NOT TO GET??
I'm sure I could spend all day picking apart your trite post- and believe me you aren't the first- BUT IF YOU DON'T GET IT, DON'T WATCH IT. There are much, much more boring and practical shows out there for you to pick apart and post douche things on their websites.
BTW, Asperger's, OCD, or just ASSHOLE??
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Originally posted by Wishimay:Quote:
Originally posted by DREW:
PUNCH ME IN THE FACE FOR THE LOVE OF F***ING GOD.
Can I can I Can I?
Firstly, I've always thought Firefly was, in large part, steampunk. Steampunk is mostly an aesthetic, but that doesn't mean because it doesn't make practical sense that it shouldn't exist. It's kinda WHY TV EXISTS, to inspire, to create, to imagine, to have fun.....
EVERYTHING about Firefly is coolness squared. Space. Hookers. Bashing religion. Sex in the engine room. Zombies. Outlaws. Geniuses. Lasers. Shindigs. Brown coats. WHAT'S NOT TO GET??
I'm sure I could spend all day picking apart your trite post- and believe me you aren't the first- BUT IF YOU DON'T GET IT, DON'T WATCH IT. There are much, much more boring and practical shows out there for you to pick apart and post douche things on their websites.
BTW, Asperger's, OCD, or just ASSHOLE??
All of the above.
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Is this parody?
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Originally posted by Brenda:Quote:
Originally posted by Riverlove:Quote:
Originally posted by Wishimay:Quote:
Originally posted by DREW:
PUNCH ME IN THE FACE FOR THE LOVE OF F***ING GOD.
Can I can I Can I?
Firstly, I've always thought Firefly was, in large part, steampunk. Steampunk is mostly an aesthetic, but that doesn't mean because it doesn't make practical sense that it shouldn't exist. It's kinda WHY TV EXISTS, to inspire, to create, to imagine, to have fun.....
EVERYTHING about Firefly is coolness squared. Space. Hookers. Bashing religion. Sex in the engine room. Zombies. Outlaws. Geniuses. Lasers. Shindigs. Brown coats. WHAT'S NOT TO GET??
I'm sure I could spend all day picking apart your trite post- and believe me you aren't the first- BUT IF YOU DON'T GET IT, DON'T WATCH IT. There are much, much more boring and practical shows out there for you to pick apart and post douche things on their websites.
BTW, Asperger's, OCD, or just ASSHOLE??
All of the above.
Agreed.
You forgot troll. That's all this is. And once someone exposes themselves as a troll, we know the term loser fits as well.
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Trolls don't usually put forth the effort, though. Trolling is kind of a cheap thrill with little reward, he put effort into it and had obviously been thinking about it a spell and watching it a LOT. Makes me think OCD. And he thinks he's a genius for pointing it out.
I don't mind all that much, we've had worse over the years. Kinda reminds me of Movie Sins or Everything Wrong With ____ vids, which are fun. Everything put forth for the public is worth tearing apart every now and then.
No hard feelings Drew. You like to argue we've got a section called Real World Events where we do a whole bunch of arguing... Trolling is expected behavior there 
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Yeah, that is quite a bit of effort for a troll. Gotta give 'im that.
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I finally read thru all of the OP.
It seems Drew is pretending to be dumb. Or else psychotic, switching between comprehension of the concepts, then back to cerebral void.
I didn't get the Necrophiliac Rocket Scientist. What's he talking about?
Is the confusion between Geishas and hookers really so prevalent? No history taught in schools anymore, or critical thought, or reading practice?
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