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POSTED BY: 6IXSTRINGJACK
UPDATED: Thursday, October 12, 2017 06:27
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Monday, December 26, 2016 3:11 PM

But nobody likes it. And I can't figure out why nobody likes Kenny Loggins outise of Footloose and Caddy Shack...





I'll probably never have a kid of my own. But my niece is going to be the smartest and strongest boss.

She's only barely 3 and already wearing clothes for 5 and 6 year olds.





She was having a tantrum and I did my thing where I jump up and down and fake to have a tantrum like a monkey and she stopped crying and started laughing. That worked great until my old knee gave out and I almost fell to the ground in pain. She said "more!" but my knee was hurting.

She ran up to me and kissed my knee to make it feel better. Then she said "MORE!!!!"


As much as that doesnt' work in real life, I didn't want to be the one to ruin that for her at 3 years old, so I gave some much less jumps...




I pretty much hate everybody and everything except for her.

Merry Christmas, you little shit. ;)

I'm sure you're going to know that I was too cheap to buy you a Christmas present the last few years because you get like 1k worth of presents every year and are super spoiled and shit already.

But we're the ones always playing them together. It was cute as Fk when you said your mom didn't want you to open the next present, but even though you know your uncle Jack would never say no you came back inside with me first and cleaned up your other toy first bfore making another mess.




Like, I bet one of your favorite old school songs by the time you get to HS is going to be something your rich parents would never do...

:)





I already stole the F out of your Grandpa's style ;)

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Friday, March 3, 2017 1:30 AM

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Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
But nobody likes it. And I can't figure out why nobody likes Kenny Loggins outise of Footloose and Caddy Shack...

There out there. My assistant at the shop was very into Depeche Mode and the Smiths. Out there is some cutie loving Kenny Loggins right now.

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DUN
Thursday, October 12, 2017 6:27 AM

Merry Christmas, you little shit. ;)
Your thinking about xmas in march but even so I like the sentiment.

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