CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #63

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, June 14, 2015 03:33
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, May 29, 2015 3:56 AM

Okay, so it's a brave new world...again. Guess that makes it a brave old world...an Earth-that-was world? Anyway, I digress. Back to the world of captioning!

Here is our first winner in the Captain's Rule continuation of our game!

Congrats to MUTT999! It was a tough call, but ultimately yours was tops in my mind! Barely eeking out our first Honorable Mention of the new era...

Kudos to BOBSC! Your pun has guaranteed delivery! ;)

Now then, let's caption away on this scene from Serenity:

Zoe: Sir, I told you eatin' at that Earth-that-was Indian place on Paquin was a bad idea.
River: I swallowed a bug!
Jayne: Ruttin' moonbrain! We all swallowed a bug! (to Zoe) Now get us to a bathroom!
Mal: Faster. FASTER! Faster would be better!!!

Alright, I got the poop humour out of the way, so y'all do better!

THGRRI

Friday, May 29, 2015 4:29 AM

good luck

WHOZIT

Friday, May 29, 2015 4:41 AM

GM recalled all Mules because of sudden left turns...and they're junk.

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Friday, May 29, 2015 5:19 AM

Funny, I didn't recall tornado in the forecast.

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Friday, May 29, 2015 5:20 AM

Zoe!!! Avoid that giant skunk!!

WHOZIT

Saturday, May 30, 2015 3:34 AM

If you look closely you can see that this is where River eats the bug.

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Saturday, May 30, 2015 3:54 AM

Back seats are for 80's big hair, front seats for 21st Century.

RYCE

Saturday, May 30, 2015 5:14 AM

The Firefly actors practice the "Star Trek Shake" they learned from the TNG crew

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, May 30, 2015 5:56 AM

V.O. Announcer: Everything was fine with the mule...until the wheels fell off.
River: A hovermule doesn't have wheels!
Jayne: Gorram moonbrain, who's she talkin' to?
Mal: It's not supposed to!
Jayne: Great, Cap'n's got moonbrainitis too now...
Zoe: No wheels explains why this go se is so hard to steer...HOLD ON!
Everyone but River: Whooooooaaaaah!
River (simultaneously): *vomits* Wheeeee!

(yeah, I overthought that one...lol)

BWAH!
TCM

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WHOZIT

Saturday, May 30, 2015 6:00 AM

This wasn't in the script, Joss did it just to be an asshole.

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