If I were President...
POSTED BY: Wishimay
UPDATED: Sunday, November 17, 2013 04:20
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I would ______?
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To do what I would like to do I would have to be God, not just the President.
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Alright, you've been promoted to God. *Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What, then?
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Originally posted by Wishimay:
I would ______?
" I'd say Hey now, Who do you think you're foolin?"
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I'll take "evil overlord" for $500, Alex...
And yanno, first thing I would do is hand out copies of the new and improved TESLA TELEPHONIC DEATHRAY, bwahahahaha!
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So get out there, vote like you mean it, and lets get some competent villainry at the top for once!
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-Frem
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When I'm president, you can be head of the "Evil Overlords Cabinet" 
I didn't get one serious answer though, really?
I think I'd legalize pot and prostitution, lower the drinking age to 19 (since- if you know any teens you know most don't pay any attention the that law at all)
Stop sending aid to all these screwed up countries and save it for disasters only so we can have enough to help FIX instead of pass out water and look busy, install tern limits on members of congress, Tax some of these freaking megachurches and millionaire "pastors" Make sure all wealthy people pay a fair amount of taxes - no absolute loophole zero taxes for ANYONE, make separation of church and state an ACTUAL amendment instead of just a suggestion, and one month paid leave for all new parents( if Switzerland can do six months, we can do ONE) Make progressive penalties for repeat offenders universal (you hit the max, we just take you out and shoot you as you are a waste of space.) Raise minimum wage a small amount every year, invest in rail public transport, and legalize humane euthanasia of terminal people that wish it.
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I'm not eligible to be President [of the USA]. However I would :-
1. Make FGM illegal
2. Legalise drugs and set up clinics to distribute them, along with clean needles and helps to quit. Cut out the pushers and jail their asses.
3. Legalise prostitution and thereby make both working ladies and gents into fine upstanding tax payers out of the reach of pimps.
4. Put politicians onto minimum wage with limited expenses.
5. Make minimum wage [or above] mandatory across the board for all workers.
6. ALL political donations must be declared. This includes all 'gifts' from big business to whatever individual or party.
7. Set up something similar to the UK Charity Commission through which all charities and good causes must register. This will include the publishing of publicly available annual accounts.
8. Ban any senator/lawmaker from talking for more than an hour on any vote. If you can't defeat a bill by fair means, tough cookie.
9. Devolve as much government as possible to the local level.
10. Men and women to receive equal pay for equal work.
Devout Keeper of Jayne's Lunchbox
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Originally posted by VeraSamuels:
I'm not eligible to be President [of the USA]. However I would :-
1. Make FGM illegal
3. Legalise prostitution and thereby make both working ladies and gents into fine upstanding tax payers out of the reach of pimps.
6. ALL political donations must be declared. This includes all 'gifts' from big business to whatever individual or party.
1. Ouch, YES.
3. Not to mention, if they make it a union job and require testing every year these people could have real healthcare for once in history, and rape and assault levels would go down...What's not to like here? Maybe we as a country could use just those profits to paying off China and screw our way to financial solvency
6. I've always thought political spending should be regulated more. We have the internet now so it's a lot easier to find out just about anything and if you wanna win it better be because you have a plan and ideas not just money money money...
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...take a dump in the Rose Garden.
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