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So, you think YOUR life is crappy?

POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 1, 2004 04:46
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Saturday, May 29, 2004 9:18 PM


If you have a crappy life, just remember: It could be worse.

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 9:49 PM

That poor hen!

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 9:59 PM

Well, they do say it's geting harder and harder to meet chicks (haw-haw).

Postscript: The police have not been able to rule out foul play.....

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 10:02 PM

My, my, my, my Tash. What do you do all day?
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Saturday, May 29, 2004 11:10 PM

I am astonished

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 11:30 PM

I'm absolutely grossed out!!!! ::shivers::

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 1:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Succatash:

If you have a crappy life, just remember: It could be worse.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm
/20040528/od_nm/zambia_suicide_dc





I can't remember the author offhand, but a book I have somewhere called "History of Sex" (specifically history of American sex, really) had some really detailed lists of punishments for the early American settlers that hinged entirely on *which* animal you were caught with.



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Annik
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Sunday, May 30, 2004 1:34 AM

Isn’t the “opening” on a chicken rather small?

And they slaughtered the chicken afterwards, does that mean they put it to market???

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 2:32 AM


In my sex egg-ucation class we were taught it is egg sized.

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 4:32 AM

Ah good to know Tash. I guess that barn yard sex class you took gave you some much needed err ok not MUCH needed knowledge, at least you were taught how to have safe sex with poultry. Which I can’t say about this guy, listen anytime you feel like killing your self after a screw that means you should have kept your John Thomas in your pants.

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