Hilarious Film Title Translations

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UPDATED: Thursday, March 8, 2012 22:43
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STORYMARK

Thursday, March 8, 2012 7:13 PM

http://www.ranker.com/list/the-50-most-absurd-translations-of-film-tit
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The Chinese especially can be hilariously literal with their titles.

Some highlights:

Babe - "The Happy Dumpling-To-Be Who Talks and Solves Agricultural Problem".

Batman & Robin - "Come to My Cave and Wear this Rubber Codpiece, Cute Boy"

Field of Dreams - "Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield"

Barb Wire - "Delicate Orbs of Womanhood Bigger Than Your Head Can Hurt You"

"Goram it kid, let's frak this thing and go home! Engage!"

WHOZIT

Thursday, March 8, 2012 9:23 PM

So what would "Attack of the Killer Tomatos" translate to?

STORYMARK

Thursday, March 8, 2012 10:43 PM

Follow-up: I did some research, and most of the more outlandish titles are rubbish. They're from a comedy website that ran them back in '98. They've just been re-run so many times by other sites, that people have taken them for real.

"Goram it kid, let's frak this thing and go home! Engage!"