Firefly's 15 Best Chinese Curses

POSTED BY: canttakesky
UPDATED: Friday, November 5, 2010 01:35
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CANTTAKESKY

Thursday, November 4, 2010 8:06 PM

Fresh off the presses, fellow browncoats! The verse is still kicking out there.

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15) Stupid Inbred Stack of Meat
14) Cow Sucking
13) A Baboon's Asshole
12) Extraordinarily Impatient Buddha
11) Dog Fucking
10) Panda Piss
9) Frog-Humping Son of a Bitch
8) Stupid Son of a Drooling Whore and a Monkey
7) Have a Shit-Throwing Contest with a Monkey
6) Filthy Fornicators of Livestock
5) Motherless Goats of All Motherless Goats
4) Holy Mother of God and All Her Wacky Nephews
3) Shove All the Planets in the Universe Up my Ass
2) The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant
1) Holy Testicle Tuesday

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AURAPTOR

Friday, November 5, 2010 1:14 AM

I like they way they incorporate animals and planets into their curses.

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OUT2THEBLACK

Friday, November 5, 2010 1:35 AM

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Originally posted by AURaptor:

I like they way they incorporate animals and planets into their curses.

Maybe that explains why I often enjoy 'Animal Planet'. Now I can't wait to see it being aired in Chinese...