What TV fight would you like to see?

POSTED BY: maugwai
UPDATED: Thursday, March 25, 2004 16:52
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MAUGWAI

Tuesday, March 23, 2004 5:05 PM

Stargate SG-1's Teal'c vs Jayne.

Possibly a gunbattle scenerio. I fear Teal'c would have too unfair an advantage in hand-to-hand combat. But perhaps not.

For an opening bout, Major Davis vs. Wash.

I can see them really talking some serious smack to each other.

Any takers?

"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy."

KNIBBLET

Tuesday, March 23, 2004 5:52 PM

I'm thinking full-on dark Willow vs. River. eeeks, wouldn't that kick too much ass.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

BIBSY

Tuesday, March 23, 2004 5:56 PM

I'd buy a ticket to see either of those.

And then I'd like to see Willow take on the three Charmed chicks so she can kick their collective asses.

"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

LIZKA

Tuesday, March 23, 2004 6:15 PM

Xander VS. Wash.

Lots of one-liners, and possible hair-pulling! (Like with Xander VS. Harmony in The Initiative.)

[INSERT WITTY FIREFLY QUOTE HERE]

SEVENPERCENT

Tuesday, March 23, 2004 6:49 PM

Buffy vs. that gal from Alias- Come on guys, Two attractive women in a martial arts catfight? Cant lose - We have the Willow vs the Charmed chicks as the undercard, possibly throw in some Jello, it's a PPV goldmine-

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He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

MILORADELL

Tuesday, March 23, 2004 7:47 PM

Wellllll - I'd really like to see me kicking the ever-living crap out of certain "elected" officials - but that's just me

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Those who will not reason
Perish in the act:
Those who will not act
Perish for that reason.

W.H. Auden

MILORADELL

Tuesday, March 23, 2004 7:49 PM

Or hey, no, this is better! Jayne could do it for me. That would be less painful to me, and I do like watching him brawl

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Those who will not reason
Perish in the act:
Those who will not act
Perish for that reason.

W.H. Auden

BROWNCOAT1

Tuesday, March 23, 2004 8:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SevenPercent:
Buffy vs. that gal from Alias- Come on guys, Two attractive women in a martial arts catfight? Cant lose - We have the Willow vs the Charmed chicks as the undercard, possibly throw in some Jello, it's a PPV goldmine-

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He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

I am the only male that does not find Jennifer Garner all that attractive?

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

SOUPCATCHER

Tuesday, March 23, 2004 8:44 PM

Quote:
I am the only male that does not find Jennifer Garner all that attractive?

I'm with you browncoat1. Big fan of Alias but don't really get the Garner fascination. Actually started watching the show because I thought Gina Torres was hot. Then her character disappeared.

I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!

FIVEBYFIVE

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 3:47 PM

I want to see Zoe, Jayne, and Mal systematically kill every crew member on Enterprise. (Err...the new one.) That would make me happy.

CYBERSNARK

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 4:27 PM

I'd like to see the Serenity crew run afoul of the Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop).

Heck, they are bounty hunters, and River and Simon do have prices on their heads. . .

Critical scenes would include:

-Mal vs Spike in an intercom-based wiseass duel.

-Inara tries to seduce Spike (to help Mal). Faye tries to seduce Mal (to help Spike). At some point, the two "couples" cross paths, and Faye and Inara share an open-mouthed look of affront.

-Ed and River in the same room. Hilarity ensues.

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THRAWN

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 4:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fivebyfive:
I want to see Zoe, Jayne, and Mal systematically kill every crew member on Enterprise. (Err...the new one.) That would make me happy.

I agree.

I really, really agree.

TEELABROWN

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 4:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Thrawn:
Quote:
Originally posted by fivebyfive:
I want to see Zoe, Jayne, and Mal systematically kill every crew member on Enterprise. (Err...the new one.) That would make me happy.

I agree.

I really, really agree.

That might be good. Very good.

Laser tag between Jayne and River. That'd be funny!

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TEELABROWN

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 4:38 PM

ACK! Gorram Double-posts!
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Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
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STIZO

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 4:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Cybersnark:
I'd like to see the Serenity crew run afoul of the Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop).

Critical scenes would include:

-Mal vs Spike in an intercom-based wiseass duel.

-Inara tries to seduce Spike (to help Mal). Faye tries to seduce Mal (to help Spike). At some point, the two "couples" cross paths, and Faye and Inara share an open-mouthed look of affront.

-Ed and River in the same room. Hilarity ensues.

OMG! I could not stop laughing after reading that! That would be so perfect. I also think a Faye vs Saffron fight would be hi-larious.

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Conquering the galaxy with terrifying space monkeys, one ship at a time...

JEBBYPAL

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 6:25 PM

Personally, after seeing some the political discussions on the foxfirefly forum, I say bring back Politically Incorrect to network TV for a face off btw Adam Baldwin and Martin Sheen

NORUDDINWAY

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 6:41 PM

Back on topic people...

I'm thinkin Vic Mackey (The Shield) should beat the everloving crap out of Vincent somethingorother (Angel's son)

Also Jayne camped outside the Charmed ones house with vera... Power of Three my ass. I got one bullet for the each of yas.

You only got to scare him.
Pain is scary.

NORUDDINWAY

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 6:49 PM

Also now that i think about it... The retards from Charmed have to rhyme when they cast spells or whatnot. How about pitting them against the Gentlemen... Three Charmed one hearts coming right up.

You only got to scare him.
Pain is scary.

ATHERTONWING

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 8:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by NoRuddinWay:
Also now that i think about it... The retards from Charmed have to rhyme when they cast spells or whatnot. How about pitting them against the Gentlemen... Three Charmed one hearts coming right up.B]

LOL!!!! can we cut off their arms too? just for fun.

ATHERTONWING

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 8:26 PM

damn my impatient clicking!!! i posted twice

THEFOP

Thursday, March 25, 2004 12:40 AM

Badger vs. Giles. Giles would beat 7 kinds of snot out of him most likely, which would be a bit sad, because I think Badger's cool, in a greasy kind of way, but on the other hand it would be so festive.

I'd also like to offer my support to anybody who cant think of a way to get Zoe, Mal and Jayne, and possibly River, on to the Enterprise to kill everybody save for the beagle. the beagle can stay. They're not as messy as cows, you know

once the snow got so deep you almost couldn't hear margaret atwood

CYBERSNARK

Thursday, March 25, 2004 12:48 AM

Dunno why everybody hates Enterprise, it's actually pretty good.

Quote:
Originally posted by Stizo:
Quote:
Originally posted by Cybersnark:
I'd like to see the Serenity crew run afoul of the Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop).

OMG! I could not stop laughing after reading that! That would be so perfect. I also think a Faye vs Saffron fight would be hi-larious.

Just realized I forgot one:

-Ed makes fun of Jayne's name. Jayne makes fun of Ed's name.

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APEMAN61

Thursday, March 25, 2004 1:43 AM

Here's a good one, The Crew of Serenity vs. the crew of Moya(Farscape)

SUCCATASH

Thursday, March 25, 2004 1:44 AM

I want to see Spike and Angel fight. NEXT YEAR.

SUCCATASH

Thursday, March 25, 2004 2:05 AM

Haken vs the webmaster of this Charmed site.
http://www.thesistersthree.com/

VETERAN

Thursday, March 25, 2004 3:43 AM

How about a three way match between Worf, Tealc, and Jayne.

Zoe vs. Ripley.

Sheriff O'Niel (Outland) vs. the Blue Hands men.

Ethan Edwards (the Seekers) vs. Mal.

Off genere but it wouldn't matter in the Firefly verse,
Josey Wales and Mal vs. all comers.

HAKEN

Thursday, March 25, 2004 3:46 AM

Man, no contest. I lose. Can't compete with commercial grade software.

Now, if it was a duel to the death between the Browncoats and the Charmed ones, I'm pretty sure Browncoats will have the Charmed ones serving Bao in their undies.

SUCCATASH

Thursday, March 25, 2004 3:57 AM

Haken, if there was a TV game show where contestants had to program their way out of danger, you could win! Just think of the glory.

CHEAPJOE

Thursday, March 25, 2004 4:13 AM

Who can make the Kessel Run faster?

Han Solo or Mal?

Want to see that race

NORUDDINWAY

Thursday, March 25, 2004 4:27 AM

Joss Whedon Vs. Aaron Spelling...

Buffy, Angel, Firefly... Melrose Place, 90210, Charmed

I'm thinkin no contest.

You can pull more good acting out of one episode of Firefly than you can squeeze out of all of Spelling's series'

You only got to scare him.
Pain is scary.

NUR

Thursday, March 25, 2004 4:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Veteran:
How about a three way match between Worf, Tealc, and Jayne.

only if you throw G'Kar (from Babylon 5) into the mix

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Those who restrain desire, do so because thiers is weak enough to be restrained.
-William Blake

O my Lord! bestow wisdom on me, and join me with the righteous.
-Qur'an 26:83

TEELABROWN

Thursday, March 25, 2004 4:50 AM

Quote:
the beagle can stay. They're not as messy as cows, you know

Beagles...they have smallish droppings...

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

NUR

Thursday, March 25, 2004 5:01 AM

The Gentlemen vs. The Hands of Blue guys

Spike vs. Charlmagne Bolivar (heh)

Teal'c vs. G'Kar

7 of 9 vs. T'Pol ('cause hopefully they'd both end up dying from injuries recieved, but not before we'd thrown jello into the mix, sold tickets and used the money to buy Fox and then showed Firefly on it 24/7...we could probably do the same with Spike vs. C.B)

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Those who restrain desire, do so because thiers is weak enough to be restrained.
-William Blake

O my Lord! bestow wisdom on me, and join me with the righteous.
-Qur'an 26:83

NUR

Thursday, March 25, 2004 5:18 AM

If we're going to have a jello-fight against yourself fundraiser we'd have to add also:

Jasmine vs. Zoe

Caleb vs. Mal

that guy Alan played in A Knight's Tale vs. Wash

God's brother (Teen Angel) vs. Book

Catalina (Space Cases) vs. Kaylee

And just cause it would be fun:

Simon vs. Jayne ('cause it would drive the fangirls into hot sweats to see that)

Inarra vs. Trinity (in the most Matrix-y of all Matrix-esque fights, the whole thing would be in slow motion complete with those trademark Inarra freeze pauses from Serenity)

www.geocities.com/nurscherryorchard

Those who restrain desire, do so because thiers is weak enough to be restrained.
-William Blake

O my Lord! bestow wisdom on me, and join me with the righteous.
-Qur'an 26:83

DARTHVEGAS

Thursday, March 25, 2004 6:59 AM

Mal vs. O'Neill would be fun for the battle of smartazz leaders for the undercard.

Then for the main event: Jubal Early vs... you guessed it Boba Fett.

Yes I AM a total nerd, why do you ask?

RKLENSETH

Thursday, March 25, 2004 7:12 AM

Hands of Blue Vs. The Cigarette Smoking Man

Oh, and play Cantr II at www.cantr.net.

RKLENSETH

Thursday, March 25, 2004 7:13 AM

Serenity Crew Vs. Friends

Oh, and play Cantr II at www.cantr.net.

CALHOUN

Thursday, March 25, 2004 8:46 AM

Bruce Lee (in his prime - if he werent dead) Vs Steven Seagel, Jean Claude Van Damn and all those other hollywood martial arts wannabes.. Im not talkin a TV fight either id like to see the fight real life and "to the death"..

EPRESSMAN617

Thursday, March 25, 2004 9:05 AM

That would be cool, I'd love to see Friends getting their asses kicked. I like the show, but that fight would just be funny as hell.

I also love the idea of Mal Vs. O'Neal. That'd be a good fight; I'm not sure who'd win. Guess it depends on the circumstances, but either way there'd be a lot of smartass to go around.

And on the subject of Jello fights, I'd love to see Sydney Bristow from Alias go up against Saffron. (and beat the snot out of her). Might not be much of a contest, but Saffron seriously needs a whoopin'. (and to browncoat1 and soupcatcher, I'm gonna pretend that I didn't read anything about Jennifer Garner not being the most amazing woman on earth. You're forgiven this time. Just don't let it happen again..........)

As for 7 of 9 vs. T'pol, my money's on 7 of 9 any day. and BTW, T'pol seems to about the worst Vulcan ever. (yes, I know I'm a geek) She has more emotions than the humans; being a vulcan isn't just being snippy and cold, they're supposed to be emotionless. Sorry, just a little rant there.........

in response to Cheapjoe, I think Han Solo would win vs. Mal, but Wash would kick his butt.

a little of topic maybe, but how about Tyler Durden from Fight Club vs. John Shooter from Secret Window?

I like the idea of bringing Trinity into the mix for a good Matrix fight, but not with Inara. I'd want to see her fight Zoe. In the Matrix, Trinity would win, but in real life, Zoe would win, although Trinity would put up a decent fight.

And finally:
The crew of Serenity vs. the FOX execs.
(to hurry them along to the special hell

Book: I'd forgotten - you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now.
Simon: No, but I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

EPRESSMAN617

Thursday, March 25, 2004 9:05 AM

oopsie, double post........

BROWNCOAT1

Thursday, March 25, 2004 3:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Veteran:
How about a three way match between Worf, Tealc, and Jayne.

Zoe vs. Ripley.

Sheriff O'Niel (Outland) vs. the Blue Hands men.

Ethan Edwards (the Seekers) vs. Mal.

Off genere but it wouldn't matter in the Firefly verse,
Josey Wales and Mal vs. all comers.

Ethan Edwards vs Mal? How cool would that be. John Wayne playing Ethan Edwards from The Seekers vs Mal. (glad to see another Duke fan).

Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood) & Mal vs all comers would be great.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

PALADIN

Thursday, March 25, 2004 3:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CHEAPJOE:
Who can make the Kessel Run faster?

Han Solo or Mal?

Want to see that race

Not to be too nit-picky, but that one would come down between Wash and Solo. Mal's not the pilot.

Just hope they don't full burn straight into a black hole during the Run.

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BIBSY

Thursday, March 25, 2004 3:26 PM

Some more inspirations:

Zoe vs. Xena

Mal vs. Brisco County Jr.

Angel vs. the vamp guy from Forever Knight

"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

DUKE

Thursday, March 25, 2004 3:39 PM

Jayne vs. the entire A-Team.

River vs the 3 whenches from Charmed

Zoe vs. Xena

Wash vs. Alf

Simon vs. Dr. McCoy
"I'm not a criminal mastermind, I'm a doctor damnit!"

Mal vs. Sheriff Marshall Dodge

Kaylee vs. Gidget

Book vs. hadly matters. Book kicks all the asses

Inara vs. all of Charlie's Angels

"I'll be in my bunk..."

DUKE

Thursday, March 25, 2004 3:40 PM

Actually, Wash vs. Barney would be fun

"Curse your suddone but inevitable betrayal!"

"I'll be in my bunk..."

MAUGWAI

Thursday, March 25, 2004 4:52 PM

Quote:
How about a three way match between Worf, Tealc, and Jayne.

Perhaps we could make it a four-way and add D'argo?

And as for the Jayne vs Simon, they should both be shirtless. There could be oil of some kind...

"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy."