The Adventures of Jeremy - Book 2

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SUCCATASH

Thursday, February 26, 2004 9:09 AM

It's YOUR TURN to write something!

Take Turns Writing: The Adventures of Jeremy - Book 2

For Book One, click here: http://fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=17&t=3646

Jeremy, the owner of www.fireflymovie.com is a hero among Browncoats. Our job is to take turns writing his adventures.

PLOT SUMMARY:

Jeremy, the owner of Fireflymovie.com, is approached by a pair of mysterious Hollywood executives. He finds himself in a time travelling adventure as he tries to save quality television, good movies, and life as we know it. He joins forces with a mysterious Yoda-talking Master, a sexy young super hero, a sarcastic head in a jar from the future, and many others.

Take turns telling the story. Not RPG, no one owns a particular character, and you don't take turns between "moves." Write as you feel. The story should read like a novel and there are no other rules.

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The Adventures of Jeremy (Cont.)

Teela burned through the air as she straddled poor Jeremy. He was not used to being a Capeman. They grew ever closer to the distant black speck in the sky. "We WILL rescue Joss!" Teela vowed.

Meanwhile, the Tash jar bobbed and floated merrily in the hot tub with the girls. Occasionally, Tash looked down into the water and giggled like a school boy.

The girls took turns passing the Tash jar around, until heavy footsteps approached. BOOM BOOM BOOM.

"Oh no, it's Big Bertha!" cried one of the girls. They all left the hot tub in a hurry and ran out of the room.

"What's going on? ...Girls?" Tash's jar was facing the wrong way and he couldn't see what was going on. He floated in helpless frustration.

SPLASH!

Suddenly, everything shook violently as Big Bertha jumped into tub. She picked up the jar and gave Tash a big toothy grin.

"Well...Hello, my name is Succatash," Tash began nervously. "I am over 120 years old and I.. glub glub...."

Big Bertha grabbed the Tash Jar and forced it under the water. She shifted her weight a few times, then let out a sigh and closed her eyes.

MANIACNUMBERONE

Thursday, February 26, 2004 9:41 AM

Jar O' Tash grimaced and tried to turn himself away from Big Bertha's largeness as he heard the grumble within her bowels signaling a giant underwater explosion. He knew there was no way to get away, and as the gassy tsunami hit his Jar, Tash's head rotated rapidly back and forth, his eyes twitched, his nostrils squirmed and he screamed.

...Meanwhile, Jeremy our hero has finally decided that his situation, while pleasant in a perverted sort of way, was going to kill him soon if he didn't get some air. Jeremy managed to get Teela's attention, and she let Jeremy climb onto her back. "I've got the Supercape remember... it's impenetrable. When we fly, you should let me use it to cover us both", he said.

As Jeremy pulled the cape over them, their speed suddenly increased and the black spots ahead of them zoomed quickly into view. Their speed out of control, Jeremy and Teela shot past the flying conflagaration.

Back in the hottub, bubbles erupted violently from the surface of the water, and as a few of them broke, Tash's voice came out and was heard by those fleeing the enveloping gas. "Nooo."

SAINT JAYNE

Thursday, February 26, 2004 7:35 PM

Lydia and Mark Dryer stared dumbly at the tiny screen affixed to the bottom of the overhead compartment. They weren’t enjoying the movie at all. Lydia could only see half the screen, the bottom half obscured by the head of the tall me in front of her. Mark’s earphones crackled and popped, but the stewardess was so rude, he didn’t want to ask for another pair.

Mark turned and stared into the clouds through the oval window. He sighed and wished he were somewhere else.

Teela spun around and planted both feet firmly on the side of the Boing 757. Pushing off with super strength, she launched herself and Jeremy back towards Joss Whedon’s captors.

The plane, now in two parts, spun like autumn leaves towards the water below.

Teela rocketed towards her target. This time she would not miss. She climbed up on Jeremy’s back and rode him like a surfboard through the sky.

SUCCATASH

Thursday, February 26, 2004 9:26 PM

Teela and Jeremy flew closer to Joss and his flying kidnappers.

Jeremy could see the city far below. He frowned as the evil black-suited superwoman swooped down and disappeared into a tall building.

"Teela, they went into that window!"

"I know!" Teela said angrily.

They followed in hot pursuit. Teela sped through the window and they crashed into a wall. Jeremy was knocked senseless.

"Oh no, Jeremy!" cried Teela. She was a superhero, and unhurt. But poor Jeremy was in bad shape.

Teela looked around. She realized she was in a tall building full of offices and elevators.

Jeremy suddenly groaned and sat up, rubbing his head. "Where am I?" he asked. He looked at Teela with a confused expression. "Who are you? For that matter, who am I?"

MANIACNUMBERONE

Thursday, February 26, 2004 9:52 PM

"Oh no." said Teela, "This is exactly what we didn't need." Teela quickly leaned down and picked up the injured Jeremy, who started struggling with Teela.

"Let me go! Put me Down!" Jeremy yelled. Jeremy looked at Teela a little closer. "Wow, you're really strong, and really hot. Who did you say you were?"

"Damn, you hit your head really hard on that wall." said Teela as she began searching the building with her super hearing. She easily heard the kidnappers and flew through the office building towards them, with Jeremy under her arm.

TEELABROWN

Thursday, February 26, 2004 10:46 PM

StJ, you stole my brain!
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While Teela was running after the kidnappers, she decided to fill the now clueless Jeremy in on what she knew.

"Okay, to start off with, you are Jeremy. I'm Teela Brown. We are trying to resuce Joss Whedon, who created Firefly, which is basically the best show in existence. We are Browncoats, or followers of the show. The cape you where protects you and couses you to fly. And, if we're under it together, we go incredably fast. You getting all this?"
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

TEELABROWN

Thursday, February 26, 2004 10:54 PM

They heard a scream that sounded like Tash from a nearby door. Teela stopped. "Tash?" She opened the door, and was rather confused. "Where's Tash, wasn't that his scream?"

"Who's Tash?" Jeremy asked.

"He's a head in a jar, who's my friend. Well, our friend."

Big Bertha noticed them in the door way. "Tash, is that short for Succatash, bracuse I've seen a Succatash here."

"Well, yes. Where's he now? Because I kinda need to get going."

Big Bertha pointed into the hottub. "But you won't get him that easily." She began to laugh.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

EBONEZER

Friday, February 27, 2004 2:10 AM

Teela hit Big Bertha in the jaw, hard, and the big woman fell to the ground. The room shook slightly.
"Yay!" the girls in bikini's huddling in the corner squeeled.

A few ran to the hottub and fished Tash out, "You were so brave Tash!"

A few others ran to Jeremy and Teela.

Two threw their arms around Jeremy, "Who are you?"

"Who do want me to be, baby?"

Another aproached Teela and put her arm around her shoulders, "And who are you?" she said seductivly.

"Not like that," Teela said, slapping the womans wandering hands away.

She went to the hottub and grabbed Tash away from a topless girl, "These girls are dangerous."

"No!" Tash screamed, "I can handle them!"

"Yes!" they begged, "Let him handle us!"

"I can take them on single handed!" Tash begged.

Teela ignored him and tapped Jeremy, "Time to go."

He didn't look up from his in depth feeling up of a blonde girl.

"Why?"

"Gotta go save Joss," Teela explained.

"Who?" Jeremy thought a second, "I don't know any Joss. Best of luck though."

Teela grabbed Jarey by the colar and hoisted him up. "Come on, after we save him I'll introduce you two."

"Ow, hey! Joss? Lemme think, i might come up with something," Jeremy thought a minute, "Oh that stupid Firefly guy. Tell you what, Maybe these girls know something, I should stay here to, uh, interrogate them!"

"Stupid Firefly guy?" Tash questioned, "What happened to jeremy?"

"Memory loss," Teela explained.

"Oh," Tash thought a moment and then said, "Well, sense he has memory loss...i should stay here and interrogate them." He grinned suggestivly.

"No." She dragged them out the door.

Jeremy and Tash looked at each other then screamed, "Noooooooooooooooooo!"

MANIACNUMBERONE

Friday, February 27, 2004 7:25 PM

As Teela pulled the screaming Jeremy and Tash out the door, leaving behing the scantily clad bungalo-dwellers, the doorway shimmered and the scene within changed.

The bikini wearing girls were gone and in their place was an elderly couple sitting on a pea-green sofa, watching lawrence welk on an old black and white and piecing together a puzzle of J. Edgar Hoover.

The old woman looked up and her eyes widened. Gasping and panting, she fell forward onto the puzzle, finally getting her husband's attention. He pushed his trifocals up on his nose and said "You're on my side of the puzzle again, Penelope!"

Watching the bizarre scene for only a moment longer, Teela finally picked up both Jeremy and Tash and flew out a nearby window.

"I think I understand," said Jar O' Tash, "Those paradox's are centerd on Joss. They appear stronger in places where he just was, and they radiate outwards!"

Teela looked amazed, and Jeremy a little dumb-founded. "We've got to find Joss, and figure out why this is happening," Said Tash. "Let's fly!"

WREN

Friday, February 27, 2004 10:23 PM

Suddenly the world started to shimmer again. They fell out of the sky and landed on warm sand. Their super outfits had disappeared and they were instead dressed in rough homemade clothes. Teela picked Tash up from the sand.
"Where the hell are we now and how did we get here?" he asked.
"I can't answer the first", replied Teela, "but as to the second it could be another paradox or a tear in the space time continuim or something. What do you think Jeremy?"
When there was no response she turned to find Jeremy staring at a black dot in the distance. The shock of what he was seeing had brought his memory back. "I don't believe it, I must be dreaming", he was muttering.
Witha jolt Tash and Teela realised what they were looking at. "I guess we should have expected this", said Tash, "after all with the ability to time travel and knowing how real it all seemed this could be the only answer".
The Firefly touched down before them. Its doors slowly and noisely began to open.
"Oh man" gasped Teela, "I shall be able to meet Mal and have a deep and meaningful relationship with him".
"What she say?" Yelled Jeremy.
"Says shes gonna shag Mal", Tash shouted back.
The doors finally clunked down onto the sand and they saw before them......

Trouble with the righteous is....their always right.

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