CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #9
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, September 3, 2009 20:05
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HOLY HWOON DANS IN A BIG PILE OF GO SE! Well it's been a long while since we had someone win back to back weeks, but here he is, in all his glory!!! MUTT999's winning caption!
(edited slightly for practicality)
CONGRATS MUTT999!!! And now my very favorite pilot doing something...odd...big surprise, eh?
WASH: I am a mighty velociraptor, no cage can hold me! RAWRRRR!
Okay, lets see what you got? Will Mutt999 achieve the unprecedented Caption Hattrick? Can you stop his captioning rampage? Will I quit asking silly questions? Yes. Sorry. Caption on!
BWAH! 
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Congrats, MUTT999! With an entry like that, it was hard not to win! :)
If you stare into a bottle long enough, it stares back at you.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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The peep hole to Inara's bunk affected the men in flawed, but predictable ways.
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Wash: Read the sign mother! It says occupied!

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler
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Wash: Gorramit, HAL! Open the pod bay doors!
HAL: I'm sorry, Wash, I'm afraid I can't do that.
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WASH (fan warbling his voice): AH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H...
OR ALTERNATIVELY
WASH (fan warbling his voice): D-o-o n-o-o-o-t f-e-e-e-a-r m-e-e. O-o-u-u-u-r-s i-i-i-s a-a-a p-e-e-e-a-c-e-f-u-u-u-l
r-a-a-a-c-e, a-a-a-a-n-d w-e-e-e m-u-u-u-s-t l-i-i-i-v-e i-i-i-n h-a-a-a-r-m-o-o-o-n-y-y-y-y...
BWAH! 
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Wash soon discovered that placing his face on a hot stove burner was not the most jing zi thing he's ever done...
BWAH! 
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Thanks guys!
The Answer: Wife soup.
The Question: What did Wash just spill in his lap?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:
Thanks guys!
Well deserved! You're welcome!

WASH: Hey! HEY! It was just a joke! Everyone thought it was funny then! C'mon now...
JAYNE: I got me some candlelight here, little man...
WASH (frantic): SERIOUSLY! JOKE'S OVER! No, Jayne...don't...AUUUUUGGGHHH!
(for all you slash ficcers out there *g*)
BWAH!

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Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Wash: Gorramit, HAL! Open the pod bay doors!
HAL: I'm sorry, Wash, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Gahhh, you beat me to it!
Ok, gonna have to improvise.
Wash: No, no, no. This is all wrong. You can't expect a man to work with equipment like this. That element is all wrong. Nobody could fry under these conditions. What? You're firing me? You can't fire me, I quit!
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