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Tuesday, January 20, 2004 10:24 AM

I like cheese.


now you post yours.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2004 2:05 PM

You sound like my friend. Here's mine:

2+2=Richard Basehart.

(Non-sequitor for added pionts)

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Keep flyin', and remember, THEY can't take the sky from US!

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Tuesday, January 20, 2004 3:04 PM

Even half a pain pill is too much for work.

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2004 3:10 PM

You are your own worst enemy... the catch is... everywhere you go, there you are!

"We will rise again!"

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Tuesday, January 20, 2004 3:21 PM

How come woodchucks aren't more popular as Christmas gifts?

He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2004 6:14 PM

Paint your bald spot?

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2004 8:07 PM

A broken clock is right twice a day.

"You know, you're pretty funny, even
without cussin'..."

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Tuesday, January 20, 2004 8:21 PM

I like doing "impossible" things to prove that nothing's impossible.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2004 8:44 PM

i'm a banana

-The SpAz

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Tuesday, January 20, 2004 9:41 PM

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

BoomerGoodheart
"I love my Captain."

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Tuesday, January 20, 2004 10:01 PM

Time and tide melt the snowman.

"You can't take the sky from me."

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 12:03 AM

Jägermonster.

"Alvays remeber-any plan vere you lose your hat iz a bad plan!"

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Keep flyin', and remember, THEY can't take the sky from US!

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 4:54 AM

turtles

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 5:07 AM

catcher's cup

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 5:19 AM

You all confuse me. I'm going to hit my head against the keyboard until you make sense.

fku cxtli,u g.c g .i.ic h gixxg ij
i x
ix kg khi,g

tjat
s nuch betrer

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 5:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Saint Jayne:
fku cxtli,u g.c g .i.ic h gixxg ij
i x
ix kg khi,g

tjat
s nuch betrer



Strange....that reads like a Fox network programming memo- Did you get that from one of their offices? Good to have a Browncoat on the inside, Saint Jayne-

Oh, and don't tell anyone, but the iguanas have taken control of all that you see and hear...

He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 5:29 AM

My spoon is too big!!

Just a humble supplicant in service to all things Joss

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 11:44 AM

The cigarette goes in the hole.

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 1:02 PM

The penquins are slowly stealing my sanity.

BoomerGoodheart
"I love my Captain."

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 1:07 PM

And in the silence, a cacophony.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 1:14 PM

If you can keep you head while all those around you are loosing theirs... you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Also... the perversity of the universe tends toward a maximum.

Ack, ack, thhhhpt

"We will rise again!"

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 8:12 PM

The flying hamster of doom rains coconuts on your pitiful city.

BoomerGoodheart
"I love my Captain."

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 8:24 PM

There is no spoon.

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 8:25 PM

Two, cuz, well I'm bored.

Sleep, sleep, sleep. Bed, bed, bed. No sleep, no bed.

I am the keeper of the cheese, and you, you're the lemon merchant, and he KNOWS this! We must go, before he lets loose the marmosets!


-The SpAz

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004 8:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BoomerGoodheart:
The flying hamster of doom rains coconuts on your pitiful city.



That one's great-

And may the crawling wombat of happiness deliver you from evil after the hamster gets done with you-

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He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

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Thursday, January 22, 2004 3:44 AM

May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your armpits.

"Hamsters is nice"

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Thursday, January 22, 2004 3:52 AM

Where the Department of Trandimentional Harmonics DID NOT used to exist...And the Department of Transdimentioal Hamoincs wich DOES NOT exist...

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Keep flyin', and remember, THEY can't take the sky from US!

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Thursday, January 22, 2004 5:09 AM

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Most poems rhyme, but this one don't.

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Thursday, January 22, 2004 5:12 AM

If ham doesn't come from hamsters, where does it come from?

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Thursday, January 22, 2004 6:37 AM

.

Haken needs a new development system. Donate.
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=5&t=3283

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Thursday, January 22, 2004 8:06 PM

The oxen are slow, but the earth is patient.

BoomerGoodheart
"I love my Captain."

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Thursday, January 22, 2004 9:04 PM

May the bird of paradise fly through your window..... and grapple with your canary.

"We will rise again!"

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Thursday, January 22, 2004 9:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Werzbowski:
May the bird of paradise fly through your window..... and grapple with your canary.



...preferably leaving paradisical wish-granting offspring.

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

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Thursday, January 22, 2004 9:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Caitlyn:
A broken clock is right twice a day.

"You know, you're pretty funny, even
without cussin'..."



Unless the reason it is broken is because it's hands are missing...

- scott g

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Thursday, January 22, 2004 9:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Caitlyn:
Time and tide melt the snowman.

"You can't take the sky from me."



Tide? Now seriously, have you ever built a snowman on the shore??

- scott g

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Thursday, January 22, 2004 9:58 PM

For the Glory of Amn!

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Friday, January 23, 2004 4:52 AM

I am the guy in a sweater riding a unicycle in the blizzard.

(I realy saw that today.)

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Saturday, January 24, 2004 2:26 AM

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?
So he changed his name to me.

And, for an added bonus!: something actually random!

Spunky sidekick girl!

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Keep flyin', and remember, THEY can't take the sky from US!

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Saturday, January 24, 2004 3:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BoomerGoodheart:
The oxen are slow, but the earth is patient.

BoomerGoodheart
"I love my Captain."



I remember that quote from the Tom Selleck movie High Road To China. Good quote.

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Saturday, January 24, 2004 3:59 AM

A spoon? Oh, of course a spool wouldn't make any sense.


"I know a girl who calls herself a human trampoline.
Sometimes when I find myself tumbling in turmoil
I think, Oh this is what she means."

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Saturday, January 24, 2004 3:59 AM

oops double post.

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Saturday, January 24, 2004 4:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by swizzlepits:
Quote:

Originally posted by Caitlyn:
A broken clock is right twice a day.

"You know, you're pretty funny, even
without cussin'..."



Unless the reason it is broken is because it's hands are missing...

- scott g



Or it's digital!

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Saturday, January 24, 2004 4:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LoadAndMakeReady:
Or it's digital!


!THGUOHT MODNAR A TON S'TAHT

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Sunday, January 25, 2004 12:45 AM

Mum! Dad! Don't touch it...it's eeevvill!

BoomerGoodheart
"I love my Captain."

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Sunday, January 25, 2004 8:56 PM

[SCT *#]
#9 R^D X8+ LT8G S1#3, R^D 08R UT 83 308LS 83 # 80.

'K, some of may reconize what this is, so decode it!! If not, I'll make it less random and/or non-sequtorish later.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Keep flyin', and remember, THEY can't take the sky from US!

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Sunday, January 25, 2004 9:24 PM

I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous.

You look better in red.

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Sunday, January 25, 2004 9:57 PM

grrr. arrgh.

and the meaning of life is-oh look a rasin!

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Monday, January 26, 2004 2:12 AM

Stanley looked quite bored and somewhat detached, but then penguins often do.

Facts compel me to conclude that my brain was never formed for much thinking.-Charles Darwin

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Monday, January 26, 2004 3:23 AM

Quote:

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?
So he changed his name to me.

And, for an added bonus!: something actually random!

Spunky sidekick girl!



Don't know what I was on, so here are corrections:

For the last line of the wonderful poem, it should read: "So he changed his name to Bill."

And, I found the actual thing for my second part. It's "Spunky girl sidekick."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Keep flyin', and remember, THEY can't take the sky from US!

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Monday, January 26, 2004 4:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeelaBrown:
[SCT *#]
#9 R^D X8+ LT8G S1#3, R^D 08R UT 83 308LS 83 # 80.


More intelligent, actually. LOL

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Monday, January 26, 2004 5:22 PM

You decoded it?! Cool!!

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Keep flyin', and remember, THEY can't take the sky from US!

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Monday, January 26, 2004 8:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Saint Jayne:
Quote:

Originally posted by TeelaBrown:
[SCT *#]
#9 R^D X8+ LT8G S1#3, R^D 08R UT 83 308LS 83 # 80.


More intelligent, actually. LOL



you understood that? woah. See, i knew that firefly fans were a step above intelegence wise...uh, someone wanna explain it to me?

"Oh my god it's grotesqe! and here's a thing in a jar."

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Monday, January 26, 2004 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Quote:

Originally posted by Saint Jayne:
Quote:

Originally posted by TeelaBrown:
[SCT *#]
#9 R^D X8+ LT8G S1#3, R^D 08R UT 83 308LS 83 # 80.


More intelligent, actually. LOL



you understood that? woah. See, i knew that firefly fans were a step above intelegence wise...uh, someone wanna explain it to me?

"Oh my god it's grotesqe! and here's a thing in a jar."



Okay, the's a comic book series called Girl Genius, by Studio Foglio. At the end of the comic, there's a thing to decode, with a decoder whell, which hopefully the person has. It means: If you can read this, you may be as smart as I am.

St.-I am just as intelligent as you are!

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Keep flyin', and remember, THEY can't take the sky from US!

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Monday, January 26, 2004 11:41 PM

ahhh see i knew there was something i was missing...

"Oh my god it's grotesqe! and here's a thing in a jar."

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Monday, January 26, 2004 11:45 PM

Quote:

ahhh see i knew there was something i was missing...


These are Acts of Randomness. Everyone should be missing something.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Keep flyin', and remember, THEY can't take the sky from US!

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Monday, January 26, 2004 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeelaBrown:
Quote:

ahhh see i knew there was something i was missing...


These are Acts of Randomness. Everyone should be missing something.




ah, then why arn't the calling it acts of missing something?

"Oh my god it's grotesqe! and here's a thing in a jar."

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Monday, January 26, 2004 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Quote:

Originally posted by TeelaBrown:
Quote:

ahhh see i knew there was something i was missing...


These are Acts of Randomness. Everyone should be missing something.




ah, then why arn't the calling it acts of missing something?




'Cause that's the way it is.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Keep flyin', and remember, THEY can't take the sky from US!

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Tuesday, January 27, 2004 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeelaBrown:
Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Quote:

Originally posted by TeelaBrown:
Quote:

ahhh see i knew there was something i was missing...


These are Acts of Randomness. Everyone should be missing something.




ah, then why arn't the calling it acts of missing something?




'Cause that's the way it is.




I like truffles.

"Oh my god it's grotesqe! and here's a thing in a jar."

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Tuesday, January 27, 2004 1:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeelaBrown:
St.-I am just as intelligent as you are!


There's a comic book with a decoder? I just used simple single character replacement encryption. You've already got the looks and the charm, at least leave me the smarts!

Hmm. There are only kissing emoticons; I suppose they don't have the capacity to hug. Well, keeping that in mind: That's for giving me a bright spot in an otherwise dreary day.

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Tuesday, January 27, 2004 1:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeelaBrown:
These are Acts of Randomness. Everyone should be missing something.





Huh? What? I think I missed something...

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Tuesday, January 27, 2004 1:55 AM

Quote:

There's a comic book with a decoder? I just used simple single character replacement encryption.


Okay, I'm too dumb to do that. I am computer-impared. And typing impared.

Quote:

You've already got the looks and the charm, at least leave me the smarts!


Aw, how sweet. Thank you! But, I need smarts. Without them, I might, dare I say, watch reality TV, and not know the wonders of Firefly. AAAAAHHHH!

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Keep flyin', and remember, THEY can't take the sky from US!

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Tuesday, January 27, 2004 2:21 AM

You've got to remember that art doesn't exist in a vacuum. Not everything has to be original. Often you get these artists who decide that the regular mediums are too played out, so they go for something "original." The result is usually something awful, like that guy who put a crucifix in a jar of piss and called it art. That's not art, that's not any form of expression, that's just a desperate plea for attention.

and then...

That's when life as I know it reached out of my VCR and kicked me in the balls.

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It's sickening how comforting the privacy of the mind can be.
"Bible's broken; contradictions, false logistics. Doesn't make sense." - River
http://stripe.filetap.com

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Tuesday, January 27, 2004 2:21 AM

You've got to remember that art doesn't exist in a vacuum. Not everything has to be original. Often you get these artists who decide that the regular mediums are too played out, so they go for something "original." The result is usually something awful, like that guy who put a crucifix in a jar of piss and called it art. That's not art, that's not any form of expression, that's just a desperate plea for attention.

and then...

That's when life as I know it reached out of my VCR and kicked me in the balls.

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It's sickening how comforting the privacy of the mind can be.
"Bible's broken; contradictions, false logistics. Doesn't make sense." - River
http://stripe.filetap.com

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Tuesday, January 27, 2004 4:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeelaBrown:
Aw, how sweet. Thank you! But, I need smarts.


It looks like we have a fight to the death lined up, then!


Or maybe there are enough brains to share.

(Incase the kiss emoticon offended I had this lined up: )

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Tuesday, January 27, 2004 11:36 PM

There are always plenty of brains! Brains for everyone! Except Fox. It'd be a waste of good brain.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Keep flyin', and remember, THEY can't take the sky from US!

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Wednesday, January 28, 2004 11:27 PM

Quote:

are always plenty of brains! Brains for everyone! Except Fox. It'd be a waste of good brain.


Or even a bad brain.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Keep flyin', and remember, THEY can't take the sky from US!

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