outpost
POSTED BY: Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown
UPDATED: Tuesday, November 4, 2008 17:08
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boy, I hope some more ppl show up so I can effectivley keep an eye on the troll population.
I brought fun weapons!!
What do you make of the nylon dot cardigan and plastic mule rest?
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Hello Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
I have a joke for you that is about eyes.
Your post reminded me of it.
This guy, who has traveled the far corners of the world, stops in Hong Kong.
Having a healthy libido, our traveler hunts down the finest whore house.
"Welcome to our humble pleasure palace", the madam greets her guest.
"Thank you. But I won't stay unless you have someone very unique for me. You see I have been all over the world and enjoyed every type of woman there possibly can be. So unless you have a very exceptional woman I am going to leave", the traveler answers.
"Do not be quick to dismiss us sir. I have the very woman for you"' returns the madam.
"I don't know", the traveler answeres with skepticism.
"Follow me", replies the madam as she turns and leads the traveler to the very top floor of her house and shows him into a finally decorated chamber. In the room he sees a young woman sitting on the edge of a large bed.
"She does not look special to", complains the traveler.
"Wait", says the madam.
Then the girl gets up and raisee her hand to her face. She removes a glass eye and points to her empty socket. "Have you ever done it here before?" the girl asks.
The traveler is taken aback. He does not reply, but pushes the madam out and spends the entire night with exotic creature.
The next morning the girl asks him if he enjoyed himself.
"I have women of ever kind from the far corners of the world and never have I had such a night", the traveler replies.
"Then I am honored and I hope you will return", the girl answers the traveler.
"I travel a lot and never know where I will be next. But be sure of this. If I ever return to Hong Kong I will return here for you", the traveler praises the girl.
"Well in that case", says the girl, "I will keep my out for you."
I am going to the special hell
Traveler
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that was funny and gross
Why is the rum always gone?
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This is Troll Country so expect gross and a shortage of rum.
Traveler
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