'Actors' You *Never* Want To See In The 'Verse...
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UPDATED: Wednesday, September 10, 2025 20:02
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Okay, we've all played the 'who would you like to see in Firefly/Serenity' game. Now for something totally disrespectful of others.
Which one actor and one actress would you never want to see stinking up the screen in a SereniFly vehicle?
I'll start, shall I?
David Hasselhoff and Paris Hilton.
Normally, I'd go to exhaustive lengths to explain my choices, but I think the nature of this topic is gonna render most of such details extraneous, don't you?
Inexcusably,
zoid
P.S.
If you've got more than one actor and/or actress, post them separately. But to play by the rules ('what are those?'), in each post you must have one actor and one actress, so things stay evened up. No picking on guy or girl hacks only, see?
P.P.S.
Feel free to explain your choices, if you feel moved to do so, and to rebut the choices of others. I mean, this is a discussion forum, after all...
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I'll play!
Sarah Michelle Gellar and William Shatner.
Got nothing against Captain Kirk, I just don't think he would be a great addition to out 'verse.
SMG. Sorry to all the Buffy fans out there, but she would be one person I would hate to see. Unless, of course, it was as Reaver-bait! 
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Tom Cruise and Jessica Simpson
Just like you Zoid.. I think no explanations are necessary.
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Tristan wrote, in part:
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...SMG. Sorry to all the Buffy fans out there, but she would be one person I would hate to see. Unless, of course, it was as Reaver-bait!
I could see her very believably portraying some kind of religious fanatic, a la "Safe", although she'd probably turn down the role as a matter of principle. And of course, she's shat on Joss before (i.e., refusing to even consider reprising the role of Buffy in a casually-rumored Buffy The Series-based miniseries), so...
Semi-Contrarily,
zoid
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Alec Baldwin and Rosie O'Donnell.
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Zoid wrote:
David Hasselhoff and Paris Hilton.
I don't know if they can be topped. Pure comedy genius!*Thinks long and hard*
Here's my selection.. David Caruso (Horatio Caine from CSI Miami) and Lindsey Lohan.
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It is because of her attitude that I think she would not fit in...you are right about her turning down a part just on principle. I could go off on her, but not here. This thread promises to be too much fun for BS like that. So, I will agree with you and smile!
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Chloris Leachman and Colin Farrell.
I just can't stand Chloris, and you could get a social disease just from looking at Colin Farrell. Yuck.
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Mavourneen:
Wow! No Colin Farrell?! First, I could totally envision him as a kind of Badger-with-a-razor's-edge kind of hooligan (the "social disease" carrier thing would be a plus in the role). Second, isn't he a fellow countryman of yours? Spit in your pint, did he?
Are you sure you didn't mean Will Ferrell?
(NB: Though he doesn't seem very contagious, and I think a part could be found for him as an Alliance government CEO.
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Gob-Smacked,
zoid
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