Is a Rabbit Evil When it Eats a Carrot?
POSTED BY: Hero
UPDATED: Wednesday, May 17, 2006 19:16
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If you find a twenty dollar bill on the street, don't you take it and use it to buy meat for your new gas grill? We plant and harvest vegetables too. Corn, potatoes, onions, asparigi. This is a cow-eat-grass world, and if it can be eaten, you do, right? So what if cows die in processing plants, they're gonna die someday anyway, right? Who are we to play Allah and say the Democrats are intellectually bankrupt and shouldn't be doing...ANYTHING??
If any of us were presidents, how do you know we'd prepare our meat? On my new grill, thats how. Steak burgers, hot sausages (with grilled peppers and onions), Jamaican Jerk Salmon fillets, and good old fashioned hot dogs; all just doing exactly what Cheney suggested we do, too?
Christ would be the first one to say fire up the grill!
Gas Grilling Advocate HeroAl
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Not if it has already fallen from the vine (or come out of the earth in this case) and is in fact, dead already.
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And the winner is...*drumroll*....
Hero, for the cleverest (and gorram funny) post today!!!
Humbled (vegetarian, well...almost) Chrisisall
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And the winner is...*drumroll*....
Hero, for the cleverest (and gorram funny) post today!!!
Humbled (vegetarian, well...almost) Chrisisall
What can I say? I bought a new grill and got all inpsired.
I've managed to grill every meal I've made for the last week. The last few days I've been grillin in the rain (hmm, a song maybe). "I'm grillin in the rain, just grillin in the rain..."
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Dude, you lampooned my thread post line for line, I'm impressed.
There IS good in you, the Bush has not taken it from you fully
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Lukeisall
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Cabbages scream when ripped from mother earth!
As a member of PETA (People for Eating Tasty Animals) I say we should stop this torturous vegetable cruelty and eat more humanely painlessly slaughtered meat.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.
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Meatasaurus!
Animals should be shot into space, not eaten Chrisisall
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Space is for commercialisation.
Not cow-ilisation.
Though if we shot them at the sun we’d have one hell of a BBQ, even better the Hero’s grill, I’d wager.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.
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If we shoot them at the sun, will they still KNOW they are cows? Would they forget once they hit space? If they forget the are cows, would we still be eating meat?
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...now things is gettin' all bendy....
Angel cows...I see angel cows...Chrisisall
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