Firefly Universal Club of Kindness

POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Tuesday, November 23, 2004 20:17
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SUCCATASH

Friday, May 30, 2003 4:26 AM

The Firefly Universal Club of Kindness (FUCK) is now an official organization! YOU can be a partner!

FUCK proudly exists in order to promote the upcoming Universal Studios Firefly movie! Universal is so kind to make this movie for us.

Let's all FUCK!

For more information, please email info@strangefinger.com

WULFHAWK

Friday, May 30, 2003 4:35 AM

Unrepentant Rectal/Anal Association is happy to join in support with Firefly U.C.K.

Whatever the F.U.C.K. says , U.R.A. Ass is behind.

Up yours, too.

tanstaafl

LIVINGIMPAIRED

Friday, May 30, 2003 4:36 AM

Aww. It's so nice when a diverse group of people can find common ground, and unite under a funny acronym to promote a movie. My only question: when did this univeral studios thing happen?

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JAYNE: Here's a little concept I been workin' on. Why don't we shoot her first?
WASH: It is her turn.

TALRIUS

Friday, May 30, 2003 5:10 AM

Does Succatash have any shame? Perhaps, that is why we like him so much.

Keep on rockin', Succatash.

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DOBSON: I'm supposed to be meeting my wife's sister. I've only got a few days to see her...

ZOE: I wish there was another way...

DOBSON: Oh, no, no. That woman is like a dragon. I mean, I believe she has a tail. If there's any other moons we need to visit, or if we could just fly very slowly...

SUCCATASH

Friday, May 30, 2003 6:03 AM

It's just a rumor right now. The FUCK partners are just getting an early start. Don't miss out!

Quote:
Originally posted by LivingImpaired:
My only question: when did this univeral studios thing happen?

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JAYNE: Here's a little concept I been workin' on. Why don't we shoot her first?
WASH: It is her turn.

SUCCATASH

Sunday, June 1, 2003 12:36 AM

I just wanted to make sure people knew about the free horse stick, it's cool. JOIN NOW!

Quote:
HIJACKED FROM ANOTHER THREAD:
Please join the new Fox Universal Club of Kindness. You'll be happier, and you'll get your own horse-head on a stick! You can jump around with it between your legs and stuff.

SUCCATASH

Tuesday, June 10, 2003 8:06 PM

With the Universal movie looking ever so promising, keep your eyes open for the biggest, coolest Browncoat club ever!

MSCKAREN

Wednesday, June 11, 2003 2:01 AM

Very naughty!!!
But it shor made me laugh.

Is this a sign the movie will have an NC17 rating?!

Might hurt the ratings but not any more than if we let Fox handle the promotions.

"Appears they've canceled the show and we're still here. What does that make us?"
"Big damn junkies, Sir!"
"Ain't we just."

SUCCATASH

Tuesday, November 23, 2004 5:19 AM

Thanks for the delay.

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

ZOID

Tuesday, November 23, 2004 5:37 AM

'tash:

'Club of Kindness', huh? My generation just called it 'trouser snake' or 'heat-seeking moisture missile'...

Reflectively,

zoid
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"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

Only 310 days, 23 hours, 34 minutes, and 18 seconds left until The BDM!
(*grrr, aaargh!*)

DOUBLESHINY

Tuesday, November 23, 2004 2:10 PM

The Browncoat Universal Thankyou Team is pleased to join up with F.U.C.K. to promote the movie and thanks it's crew and cast.

Look out for more B.U.T.T./F.U.C.K. action in future.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

www.alantudyk.net

GOJIRO

Tuesday, November 23, 2004 2:56 PM

Leave it to Tash to turn lemons into hi-f-ing-larious lemonade!

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MALICIOUS

Tuesday, November 23, 2004 8:17 PM

Browncoat Lovers Of Whiskey Sours also wants to join!

B.U.T.T./F.U.C.K./B.L.O.W.S

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell