Fun things to do aboard Serenity!

POSTED BY: Melee
UPDATED: Friday, May 30, 2003 14:49
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MELEE

Friday, May 23, 2003 12:44 AM

(Inspired by a thread on the now-dead Slipstream BBS, entitled "Fun things to do on Andromeda likely to get you thrown out an airlock.")

Rearrange Jayne's guns, see if he notices

Glue Mal's wall toilet shut

Stick Wash's dinosaurs to the ceiling in obscene positions

Fuse the swivle mechanism on Wash's chair

Give Mal a mohawk in his sleep

Dye Jayne's hair pink

Set up a trip wire across the door to the kichen

Rewire Inara's cortex screen to stream porn

Rewire ALL the cortex screens to stream porn

Rewire the cortex screens to play telletubbies on an incessant loop

Rewire all the cortex screens to play telletubbie porn

Lock a cow in Mal's bedroom

Put Vera in a dress and a wig

hee! C'mon, join in!

TALRIUS

Friday, May 23, 2003 2:07 AM

Rewire Serenity's navagation to fly the crew into a chop shop.... Oh, right, thats already been done.

Think of something perverted when River is around.

I can't think of anything else right now.

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DOBSON: I'm supposed to be meeting my wife's sister. I've only got a few days to see her...

ZOE: I wish there was another way...

DOBSON: Oh, no, no. That woman is like a dragon. I mean, I believe she has a tail. If there's any other moons we need to visit, or if we could just fly very slowly...

SIRENKAIN

Friday, May 23, 2003 2:35 AM

I would let monkeys loose in the engine room. Then when Mal asked Kaylee what happened she could answer "Captn',it was monkeys".

River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vacuuming systems.
Mal: See, morbid and creep-ifying I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

SIRENKAIN

Friday, May 23, 2003 2:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Talrius:

Think of something perverted when River is around.

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I would bet that Jayne tried that already.

River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vacuuming systems.
Mal: See, morbid and creep-ifying I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

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KAYTHRYN

Friday, May 23, 2003 3:03 AM

Kiss Jayne on the mouth.

Hide all of Mal’s suspenders.

Scream “Revers!” in a crowed room.

Snatch sexy pictures from Jayne’s wall and put them in Shepard’s bible.

Replace Mal and Zoë’s browncoats for purple ones.

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KOBAYASHI

Friday, May 23, 2003 3:55 AM

I can think of many things to do onboard Serenity. Most of them have to do with Kaylee and/or River...

TECHBOY

Friday, May 23, 2003 4:11 AM

Give everyone a "My friend went to the Galatic Core and all I got was the cuddy blue t-shirt".

Give Book a reverse mohawk (i.e. leave all the hair but a section down the middle).

Tell Jayne his new bunk is out in the air lock.

Start dressing up as Mulder or Scully and spreading consperacy theories that the lone gunmen will be joining the crew (hey, you remember that show, don't you?).

Try to convince the crew that they are the figments of a deranged television writer (not that Joss is deranged, but you have to be a little off to even have the creative ideas, right?).

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SUCCATASH

Friday, May 23, 2003 4:18 AM

Move in to one of the empty passenger dorms when no one is looking.

Leave notes on Book's pillow saying, "I know who you are..."

Walk up to Inara and grab her ass.

BLUEHOOT

Friday, May 23, 2003 4:27 AM

Its all about the interpretive dance baby!

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I wish I was a jellyfish because jellyfish dont pay rent.

MANIACNUMBERONE

Friday, May 23, 2003 6:42 AM

I'd take the ship somewhere fun while everyone was asleep.

I'd be ship's assistant doctor and give all the ladies their physicals.

I'd finally make an accurate blueprint.

I'd film more episodes.

I'd do a crazy ivan.

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