Letter of Recommendation
POSTED BY: rue
UPDATED: Friday, July 22, 2005 20:24
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This is not a real world event, but I think this is the right crowd. Mebee you'll like to contribute.
A bunch of us had a great time composing a phony letter of recommendation where every sentence had a double meaning.
Here's the idea:
John Doe was invaluable to our organization. You will be lucky if you can get him to work for you.
..... Care to add on?
Nearly everything I know I learned by the grace of others.
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I am pleased to say that this man is a former colleague of mine and I would urge you to waste no time in making him an offer of employment.
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John Doe was a very much a presence in our workforce.
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Twenty-five years on the job and still learning.
His contributions were immeasurable.
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Noone could do a better job than John Doe.
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I can't recommend him (her) any more highly.
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Strive to meet minimum standards and did meet those standards.
http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/MN-Firefly/
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...was an example to all.
When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming and yelling like everyone else in the car he was driving.
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