Blue Sun Room FICTION - HUMOR

Zoe's Playtime

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Zoe finds Wash's Dino's on the floor and end up having her own little playtime.

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Zoe walked onto the bridge wanting to talk to Wash about the upcoming job, but discovered her husband to not be where he was suppose to be. She was about to walk out when in the corner of her eye she noticed two of his toy dinosaurs had fallen from their place. She knew that he often knocked them over or dropped them when he was in a hurry to leave the bridge for whatever reasons.

Zoe turned her back to the flight console ready to begin searching for her wandering husband when she again looked at the fallen dinosaurs and walked back to pick them up. Typically Zoe wasn't a neat freak but something deep down inside her had told her to set them back in their place. As she was putting them back where she believed they usually reigned over "This Land" she was overcome with a sudden and uncontrollable urge. She was alone and her keen senses that she'd honed during the war would tell her if someone was coming so she sat in the pilot's seat and checked one more time to make sure no-one was there, then Zoe reached out picking up the Tyrannosaurus and the Triceratops.

She placed both of them in the centre of the console and started moving them around playfully as Wash would.

"Oh no! It's the Amazonian Goddess!" said the Triceratops

"Quickly, we must prepare our defences before she uses her incredible military know-how to kill us all!!" the Tyrannosaurus shouted.

Suddenly the Stegosaurus walked onto the scene minding his own business when the Tyrannosaurus instinctively bit on his neck, "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" and then, he was dead. The Triceratops let out a gasp as she realized what had happened.

"We don't have time for weak herbivores! They'll be the first to go, better to kill them now!" explained the Tyrannosaurus

The Triceratops was grateful that the Tyrannosaurus was too stupid to realize that she to was a herbivore, but it was all too late for....

"Lambie-toes, what ya doin'?"

Zoe shot up from the pilots seat still clutching, the Tyrannosaurus and the Tricera

Comments
Saturday, 22 April 2006 23:59
Very cute! Inspired by ManicGiraffe? Either way, I loved it. *g*

"I love my captain."
Sunday, 23 April 2006 00:39
Always knew Zoe had to participate in Wash's dinosaur shenanigans somehow;)

Excellent job here, ChaosCarlos, if a bit short:)

BEB
Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:41
Yeah, I forgot to mention that I was inspired by ManicGiraffe's "Dino Tales". Fell in love with those stories.

So here's to you ManicGiraffe, for your inspirationalism and the wacky fun...
Sunday, 23 April 2006 07:49
he he! thats pretty funny! can just imagine wash and mals faces... lol. aww... =D
Saturday, 01 July 2006 11:52
"You're a bad influence on your wife, you know that?"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! too...funny...

b
Thursday, 04 January 2007 17:55
Incredibly funny.
Saturday, 11 February 2012 18:09
"Zoe,
Captin.."
LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that was amazing and priceless :D <3 always IWTMW

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