Title: OUT COLD IN 24 HOURS……..

Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, no profit is being made, no infringement intended, there’s nothing to arrest me on.

Author: Kaylee86

E-mail: gilmoregirls27@hotmail.com or linettekayriver@yahoo.ca

Hey I’ve just having my monthly headache or a migraine and watch some movie with Hugh Jackman and the X men’s movie and of cause The Movie SERENITY and that make me think about Simon, Kaylee, Inara, Mal, Zoë and Wash. But have written some E-mail to my friends in the USA, that is because I live in Denmark. And that is english is my second language.

Thank you very much, Andrea Gabrielson for Beta reading on my story Out Cold.

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MAL: She's home.

INARA: She's sick.

ZOË: She'll write.

WASH: She shouldn't. She's under the influence of cold medication; she needs rest.

KAYLEE: Ah'm with Nara. She'll write.

SIMON: I hope not.

(all heads turn)

MAL: You're her favorite, why don't you want her to write?

SIMON: She killed me in the last two fics about Serenity. I need a break.

MAL: She's killed me, too, you know…

INARA: Boys…

SIMON: Once. She killed you once.

MAL: She had some maniac drill into my head, too.

SIMON: Big deal. I've been struck by lightning, bit by a dog, drugged, stabbed, blown up with a grenade rifle, and of course the Reavers,…

ZOË: Boys…

SIMON: …torn apart by Reavers, drowned, shot in the throat five times with darts, had the metal put back, shot in the heart,…

KAYLEE: Shhh, she's sleeping.

SIMON: Did I mention drowning? What? She's asleep? Good. Keep her that way. God knows what she'll write if she's on cold medicine. I'm not sure I can take it.

KAYLEE: She did make it to where Ah can touch you now, you know, and make you shut up for couple of hours, you know.

(silence)

SIMON: (whispering) If you ever were to write a smut fic…

MAL: What's he saying? Is he trying to convince her to kill me off a