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River River Book (Full text version)

Friday, February 17, 2006

The full (text) version of that adorable lj icon...

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Inspired by the lj icon, which I can't find...

I'm missing ideas for the various random River lines. I've got all the substantive stuff down, though. Eventually, as I have time, I'll make a series of images with captions--or if someone could help out that'd be great.

Here's a river (River in Inara's cloak)

there's a river (River in the Academy)

and another little river (River in Safe at the Tams)

fuzzy river

funny river

river

river

book (Book with the hair)

River River

Fresh Bao (Saffron serving Mal)

River

Mudders' (Mudders)

Milk (Mudder's milk)

Ice planet (River eating the ice planet)

River

River River

Blue Sun (Blue Sun logo)

River

River River

Book

I was once a reaver (reaver)

I sailed in a ship (Serenity)

But I never saw the way

They gave the Feds the slip (Crybaby being released)

It was just 12 years ago (Miranda)

But it told the tale (the recording)

Just beware of what you get

When you get your mail (Tracey in coffin)

Did you ever see a River (Blue Hands with picture of River)

Shoot a River in the River ("Bullet in the brain pan, squish" River)

River River

taste of River (Reavers grabbing River)

River River

Book

half a River ("I can kill you with my brain" River)

twice a River (River dancing in Safe)

not a River (River looking into the Oaty bar)

Got a (the Operative)

River (River on the security cam)

River in a car (River in the mule)

Deliver River (River in the box)

River River

Book

Some think I'm a genius (Young River)

some think I'm insane (River and Mal, end of Objects in Space)

Some folk think I'm family (Kaylee and River playing jacks)

Kaylee (Kaylee)

'Nara (Inara)

Jayne (Jayne on Ariel)

Now our food is getting thin (River unlabeling the cans)

There's nothing to cook (Book and the tomatoes)

Time for me to retire now (the Operative)

And become Shepherd Book (Book in the mineshaft)

Comments
ANONYMOUS
Friday, 17 February 2006 15:34
Awesome, but shouldn't this be in the Filk section?
Friday, 17 February 2006 15:50
Perhaps...I'll move it if folk ask.
Thursday, 09 March 2006 17:40
it's cool...very river-y type poem.

b
ANONYMOUS
Saturday, 22 April 2006 18:53
This is based on the lama song on albino blacksheep isnt it. Shiny
Monday, 22 May 2006 07:41
most amazing! The Llamma song!
Monday, 22 May 2006 07:42
HAHAHAHA!!! I love it! That llama song makes me crack up every time. You're good :)

-AgentKitty

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