Disclaimer and stuff should be here… but I can’t be bothered… (its too early in the morning)

And now the fan fic you’ve all been waiting for

S.T. phone home – Episode III Two executions and a baby.

Mal looked at the gun that was pointed at his face, and then he looked around. He was in the cargo bay and he was naked. Not remembering how he got there, why he is naked he or even why there is a gun pointed at his face he thought he may as well ask.

Lifting up four fingers he said “three things (then realizing he had four fingers up he quickly put one down). Firstly what am I doing in the cargo bay?

Thomas answered “You fell down the stairs captain Reynolds.”

“And why am I naked? Your not … sly …are you?” looking for something to cover himself up with at the thought of being naked near a queer. Then spying the bottle in Jayne’s hand he said “errr…. I think I know why I’m naked.”

Mal continued to look at his surroundings… then noticing the gun pointed at his forehead he asked “What is this?”

John answered this time “This Captain Reynolds is Mutiny”

“But I don’t want to be mutantised!” Mal exclaimed.

Just then Jayne woke up and got up on one elbow and looked at his captain. “We didn’t do it, did we?” he asked concerned.

Ignoring Jayne Mal continued “You’re not gonna probe me are you?” also concerned.

“Captain Reynolds… do you know the meaning of mutiny?”

“Sure I do, Its where you turn me into a mutant…”

During most of this Inara was silently creeping down the staircase to get the better of the two gunmen.

“Hey ‘Nara guess what. I’m being mutinied”

At this Thomas pulled out a second gun and pointed it at Inara’s head and motioned for her to go next to Mal. She put her over jacket over a rather exposed Mal. At this John gave a nod of thanks towards Inara.

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Meanwhile in Kaylee’s bedroom oblivious to Mal’s Predicament Simon and Kaylee were sleeping together.

River had learned not to disturb them while they were