INT. SERENITY BRIDGE – MORNING
CAMERA FOCUSES ON WASH WHO IS IN THE DRIVER SEAT AND PICKS UP THE COMMUNICATION DEVICE TO TALK TRANSMIT A MESSAGE ALL ACROSS THE SHIP.
WASH
ATTENTION FUGITIVES, PREACHERS, AND SEX TRADE WORKERS. ITS BEEN THREE WHOLE HOURS AND NO SIGN OF ANY ALLIANCE ACTIVITY ON OUR SIDE OF THE ‘VERSE.
JAYNE WALKS INTO THE BRIDGE AND IMMEDIATELY RUNS TOWARD THE NEAREST MONITOR AND CHANGES THE SIGNAL.
JAYNE
CHANGE THE SIGNAL WASH, THE DANG DRAW IS COMIN’ ON. TODAY MIGHT BE MY LUCKY DAY.
WASH
SO THE TIME YOU GOT PUT IN AN ALLIANCE CELL FOR SLAPPING TWO MIDGETS WASN’T YOUR LUCKY DAY?
JAYNE
HEY, THOSE GORRAM’ MIDGETS HAD IT COMIN’. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY WERE ALLIANCE. I RECKON’ THEIR UNIFORM WAS JUST A MIDGET COSTUME. NOW KEEP QUIET, HERE COMES THE…
MAL WALKS IN AND CHANGES THE SIGNAL ON THE MONITOR. THE MONITOR NOW SHOWS LIVE VIDEO OF THE BRIDGE THAT JAYNE, WASH, AND NOW MAL ARE CURRENTLY IN. THE MONITOR SHOWS A MIRROR VIDEO OF MAL.
JAYNE
MAL WUT’ YOU DO THAT FOR.
MAL
DO THESE PANTS REALLY MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG?
WASH
I HATE TO SAY IT MAL, BUT THOSE PANTS ARE REALLY TIGHT.
MAL AND JAYNE SIMULTAENOUSLY GIVE WASH AN AKWARD LOOK
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INT. INARA’S SHUTTLEPOD – MORNING
INARA IS SITTING AT THE WORKSTATION OF HER SHUTTLEPOD FOOLING AROUND WITH THE SWITCHES. THEN SUDDENLY HER MONITOR SWITCHES TO THE IMAGE OF WASH AND JAYNE CHECKING OUT MAL ON THE BRIDGE OF SERENITY.
INARA
MAL, WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON OVER THERE. UNLIKE YOURSELF I HAVE IMPORTANT MEETINGS TO GET TO.
MAL (INTERCOM)
INARA, THAT WHOLE AMABASSADOR JOKE IS ALL OVER. YOU CAN JUST TELL THE CREW THE NATURE OF YOUR MEETING.
JAYNE (INTERCOM)
10 BUCKS SAY IT A’ SEXUAL MEETIN’.
MAL (INTERCOM)
DON’T MIND THA’ ANTICS OVER HERE INARA. WASH WILL CLEAR YOU TO DOCK CLAMPS NOW. WE’LL RONDEVOUS IN A BIT. GOT BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF UNTIL THEN.
INARA SHUTS OFF THE MONITOR
INARA
WHEN WILL THAT MAN GROW UP?
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-goblueguy
Also, all the upper case was hard to read. Might think about putting what people are saying in quotes and making upper and lower case as appropriate.
Any help needed, please e-mail pflynn
@ev1.net
You can't take the sky from me
you know it's gonna be good when the pilot soils himself...
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I can't wait to read more.
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