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If I Had 1,000,000 Platinum

Thursday, December 8, 2005

Some of the menfolk of the crew express affection for their women

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Based, of course, on by Barenaked Ladies.

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Spoilers for the movie.

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If I had 1,000,000 platinum

I'd buy you some jewels (I'd buy you some jewels)

If I had 1,000,000 platinum

And a gown to go with those jewels (something graceful and elegant, like you)

If I had 1,000,000 platinum

I'd ask you if you serviced crew (no other Companion would do)

If I had 1,000,000 platinum, I'd buy your love

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If I had 1,000,000 platinum

I'd build a little hideaway on our ship

If I had 1,000,000 platinum

to come relax in on our trips

If I had 1,000,000 platinum

Maybe we could put a hot-tub in there

wouldn't that be shiny!

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If I had 1,000,000 platinum

I'd buy you an old junker of a ship (and help you fix it up)

If I had 1,000,000 platinum

I'd buy you some strawberries (just to watch you eat them)

If I had 1,000,000 platinum

I'd take you in a manly fashion ('cause you're pretty)

If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd buy your love

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If I had 1,000,000 platinum

we wouldn't have to use a hovermule

If I had 1,000,000 platinum

we'd take a hoverlimo 'cause it's cool

If I had 1,000,000 platinum we wouldn't have to eat fried protein

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If I had 1,000,000 platinum

I'd buy you a slinky dress (but not too slinky, I'm a jealous man)

If I had 1,000,000 platinum

I'd buy you a farm (but I wouldn't buy the farm, oh wait, I will)

If I had 1,000,000 platinum

I'd buy you a goose (haven't you always wanted to juggle a goose?)

If I had 1,000,000 platinum, If I had 1,000,000 platinum, If I had 1,000,000 platinum

If I had 1,000,000 platinum I'd be RICH!

Comments
Thursday, 08 December 2005 13:41
Very cute!

I love that song, it's so funny and you went and made it even funnier!
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Thursday, 08 December 2005 21:42
I'd buy you a goose (haven't you always wanted to juggle a goose?)

LMAO
Thursday, 29 December 2005 03:09
But we would eat fried protien, we'd just eat more. With really expensive catsups. Dijon Catsup. Yummmmm! Huzzah! BNL and Browncoats, together at last...boy do I love Canadians!

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