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Twin Regrets Chapter 8: Plans and Portraits

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Farscape/Firefly crossover

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A/N: Thanks to mona1347 for her continued beta godliness. Sorry for the delay, but my life has been insane of late and the ending of this chapter wouldn't cooperate.


Chapter Eight: Plans and Portraits

A bright light forces my eyes open. The sandy beach stretching out in front of me causes me to blink in surprise and rub them. Nope, it didn't go away. Down near the water, I spot Aeryn sunning in a flowered bikini.

Flowers.

That confirms it; this has to be a dream. Still, as far as dreams goes, I like this a lot more than torture sessions or even River's riddles. Might as well enjoy it while it lasts, I think as I start to jog over to Aeryn. A hand on my shoulder stops me, though.

A hand encased in black leather.

"Harvey, you old dog. Go play in the road or something, I'm busy," I say as push his hand away.

"I'm afraid not, my dear Crichton," he replies while grabbing my arm at the same time. I turn, intending to stand my ground, but the person in front of me causes me to stop short.

The leather gremlin isn't wearing any of his normal costumes. No costume at all, except for his own terrifying face.

"Harvey?" I ask. His head shakes. "Scorpius. Great, I dream about Aeryn on a beach. Of course, you'd have to stick your nose in as well."

"Always so melodramatic. That's what I like about you, John, you have such a gift for overstatement," he replies. He turns and begins to walk down the beach towards Aeryn. Curious, I follow. "Of course, I'm not really here, you know that. This is simply your subconscious working out some problem that your human mind is too dense to grasp any other way. It's pathetic."

"Says the man who stuck a chip in my brain because he was too lazy to figure out wormholes on his own," I reply.

"Focus, Crichton. We aren't here to discu

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