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The Courtship

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

River wants a boyfriend.

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 2520    RATING: 9.0 (PG13)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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Title: The Courtship

Author: Alex (alex_cat_45@yahoo.com)

Type: FCHet

Rating: PG-13

Disclaimer: I do not own these wonderful characters!

Warnings: Silly fun.

Beta: Larian Elensar

Pairing: River/Jayne

Archive: Alex’s Story Book

Author’s Note: This was meant to be very naughty but River wanted it this way. She said maybe in a month or two…

Spoilers: A few for Serenity AND Firefly

Summary: River wants a boyfriend.

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THE COURTSHIP

“No, River! You can’t!” Simon was in her face. “You’re a kid!”

River looked at him, her dark eyes flashing with anger. “I am eighteen and I will if I want to.”

“But Jayne? He’s a brute, a big dumb brute.”

“I like Jayne.”

“You told him you could kill him with your brain!”

She grinned, not mad but never quite sane. “And I could too.”

“Why?”

“He’s big and strong and he’s the only one without a … mate.”

“But he might hurt you.” He realized how silly that sounded after he said it. River could kill him with her bare hands. But she was his sister and Jayne was just…Jayne.

River just smiled and left him standing there feeling stupid.

*

Jayne was shocked when River simply showed up in his room.

“Uh, I didn’t do nothin’.” He dropped his hands to his sides and looked guilty even though in truth, he hadn’t been doing anything.

“I have been thinking, Jayne, of taking a mate. And I was considering all the possibilities.”

Jayne stared, not sure *what* she was saying. He seldom could follow her. He wasn’t even sure what language she spoke sometimes.

“And I think that you are the one.”

“I didn’t do nothin’!” He repeated it.

She stepped closer to him. “I want to mate with you.”

“You mean…” Her meaning dawned on him. He paled. She *was* really pretty but she was…deadly.

She smiled at him as if he were a dim child and nodded. “Yes, Jayne. I want to do the nasty with you!” She laughed, that tinkling sound that was as pretty as it was scary.

“But I don’t think--”

“I don’t need you to think.”

Comments
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:57
"You have more brains in your finger, than Jayne has in his head."
"Well, technically, no(no brains in a finger), but I'm not interested in his brains".

I think you've done the characters very well, Jayne and River especially. I can see Jayne being flustered and flattered (I think, where girls are concerned, he's always been the pursuer), and protesting he didn't do nothin' wrong. Then there is River with the apple and the gun oil, knows the way to a man's heart. I also liked Simon considering that Mal would be the lesser of two evils (Kaylee is really having an influence on Simon keeping him from becoming homicidal). Mal though I would see taking a while to realize he shouldn't be involve (Mal always sees everything that happens on his ship as his business). I thought that it was great that the story was supposed to be naughty, but River decided on courtship instead. I really, really like this story and am waiting anxiously to see what happens next.

"I'm young. I can outlast him."
Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:57
aaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!!!! *heart melts*

b
Wednesday, 16 November 2005 19:04
Awww, this was really sweet. I usually run screaming from Rayne fics, but this one was really good. I loved Simon's reaction, you wrote River really well too. In fact gold stars for all your characterizations :)
ALEXCAT
Thursday, 17 November 2005 17:52
Thanks to all of you for your nice feedback. I'm pretty new to Firefly but I thinks it's one of the best things ever to show on TV. I'd love to thank ItsaWash for sending me over here. This is a great place!
ANONYMOUS
Friday, 18 November 2005 01:45
aw cute
ANONYMOUS
Friday, 18 November 2005 04:01
:) Thanks.
JOY
Sunday, 20 November 2005 03:42
this is developing so well! I can't get the stupid grin off my face.
ANONYMOUS
Sunday, 27 November 2005 09:50
more would be awesome :)
Tuesday, 13 December 2005 08:31
I absolutely love this! Ditto on the comments about your character voice and talent at writing...
"She fed him tidbits from her plate and smiled at him. He just looked confused." - made me laugh, long and hard, out loud;)
Thanks for the wonderful!
ALEXCAT
Tuesday, 13 December 2005 23:56
Joy- Thanks... I am not sure where it will go. Jayne is not saying a word.

Anon.- Thanks to you too. I am waiting on them to let me know what they want to do! :)

maantre- You're making me blush! I really appreciate it! :)
Thursday, 30 March 2006 03:56
I once gave my fathers Hermonica to a girl. She didn't understand and called me a cheap bastard. It was the last thing I had to remember my dad. (Sniff)I know this is a comedy, but this is the first time i'm cryin in 13 years man. Great job
ALEXCAT
Monday, 03 April 2006 14:24
Thanks, BCC. I am glad my story touched you. I think Jayne truly knew that he cared for River when she liked him enough to wear his hat.
Wednesday, 15 August 2007 05:23
oh my GOD I couldn't stop giggling. Too many giggles, stomach hurts now. I absolutely love the "I'm young, I can outlast him" line. I can just imagine the looks on the crew's faces when she said that. XD

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