To: Wash, Mal, Zoe, Inara, Book, Simon, River, Jayne, Kaylee, Ray, Tom, Annie
From: Jaine
Subject: Friends Survey
1. What is your occupation? Ex-Browncoat, former bounty-hunter and general thorn in Jayne's side
2. What color is your underwear? Purple, not that it matters
3. What are you listening to right now? Jayne yammering
4. What was the last thing you ate? Jayne's "secret" chocolate stash
5. Do you wish on stars? Wishes don't come true, so why bother?
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Purple, why?
7. How is the weather right now? I'm on a ship
8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Phone?
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Much as I like anyone
10. Name three things other than office supplies/computer/laptop that are on your desk right now: Gun, shirt, underwear
11. Favorite drink? Osiran whiskey
12. Another MIA one ... how about any tattoos? If no, do you want any? If yes, what and/or where? Left shoulder and hip, right ankle, ain't sayin' what
13. Have you ever dyed your hair? red, black and for some feng le reason, green
14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? nope
15. Who do you think Jennifer Aniston should marry next? Depends what happened to her last husband
16. Favorite month? Any that don't involve bein' cold
17. Favorite food? Anything that ain't mine
18. What was the last movie you watched? 2503 re-make of Spiders
19. Favorite day of the year? My birthday, whenever that is
20. What do you do to vent anger? Hit simon/jayne
21. Favorite toy as a child? Don't know
22. Fall or spring? Fall, more cover
23. Hugs or kisses? Neither
24. Cherry or Blueberry? Prefer peanut butter for true
25. Do you want your friends to email you back? Don't both me none either way
26. Who is most likely to respond? Kaylee, damn girl never shuts up...
27. Who is least likely to respond? Jayne, Simon, Ray, Annie or Tom
28. Living arrangements? Wherever th
To: Mal, Zoe, Inara, Book, Simon, River, Jayne, Ray, Tom, Annie
From: Mister Hoban I. Washburne
Subject: Friends Survey
1. What is your occupation? Pilot. Smart mouth. Smartest member of the crew. Take your pick.
2. What color is your underwear? I'm going to have to go for an assist on this one. Zoe?
3. What are you listening to right now? Bucky and Bob argue about what tastes better: Plastic grass or plastic palm trees.
4. What was the last thing you ate? Hmm. May have to go for that assist again. Zoe?
5. Do you wish on stars? Oh hell yeah. I give them names. Do that 'eenie, meanie, mighty, moe' thing with them. Stars are great.
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Ooooh. So many colors to choose from. I guess I would be puce. why? Because it's damn fun to say.
7. How is the weather right now? Hmm. Negative two thousand degrees wind chill factor, and climbing.
8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? That damn Fed I was trying to stall while Mal and my wife we're playing soldier.
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Oh yes. I find her hilarious. Who sent this again? Just kidding.
10. Name three things other than office supplies/computer/laptop that are on your desk right now: Bucky. Bob. Brian. Brewster. Beau. And Bill. Oh wait. You only wanted three. Sorry. I failed.
11. Favorite drink? Let me get back to you on this one.
12. Another MIA one ... how about any tattoos? Newp. Sorry. I leave all that male macho tesosterone stuff for my wife.
13. Have you ever dyed your hair? purple, red, black and for some feng le reason. I once wore a pirate patch... does that count?
14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? No. Unfortunelty I can see the world crystal clear for what it is every day of my life.
15. Who do you think Jennifer Aniston should marry next? Where's the location of Zoe before I answer this....
16. Favorite month? I think I like the month of December the best. You know. Decorations. Presents. Toys.
17. Favorite food? I used to like apples....
18. What was the last movie you watched? Rocky Horror Picture Show. Our copy's a little antiquated, but you can make it out and do the time warp.
19. Favorite day of the year? Agree with Kaylee. My birthday. (Sorry Kaylee kid! Mine, not yours!)
20. What do you do to vent anger? I'd like to say 'Hit Jayne' like Kaylee but for some reason I have a feeling I won't get away with it. There's something wrong about being strung up by your ankles that doesn't sit well with me.
21. Favorite toy as a child? You expect me to PICK?
22. Fall or Spring? Fall. Totally fall.
23. Hugs or kisses? Everything.
24. Cherry or Blueberry? Rock melon?
25. Do you want your friends to email you back? Oh heck yeah. Let's see them sweat through this. Like Mal. I totally want to see Mal. Zoe. Or River. My god. Can you even imagine. On second thought, perhaps just Mal and Zoe would be good.
26. Who is most likely to respond? I'm going to guess Jayne after he's been picked on so much. What can I say? It's an easy target.
27. Who is least likely to respond? Zoe. Book.
28. Living arrangements? I rather like mine down below in the shared bunk, thank you.
29. Last time you cried? Real men don't cry.... but there was that one time while playing that card game....
30. What is on the floor of your closet? Carpet? Uh, do we even HAVE carpet? I have no idea. I don't pay that much attention to be honest. It's a guy thing.
31. Who is the friend you have had the longest? Bucky.
32. What did you do last night? Gonna have to defer this one again. Zoe? Can I tell them what we did?
33. Favorite smells? Zoe's hair. By far, that's the sexiest damn smell alive.
34. What inspires you? I like a good
it's actually typo. it's the character jaine from my fic "twice as nice" that's meant to be answering. SORRY! my bad! fixing it now
nice one HobanI...v. funny, like our favourite pilot/smartmouth
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I thought it was such a GREAT idea of yours.... I feel you should initiate it. If you do, let me know. I'll clean up my response (as in... make sure it's from the right person) and such. Hehee. Totally love the idea Bellona. You done good. :D
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