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Back to Bellepheron (Halloween Fic)

Wednesday, November 2, 2005

A job, some costumes, and one hell of a distraction...

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 3623    RATING: 9.0 (PG)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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TITLE: Back to Bellerophon

AUTHOR: bugchicklv

DISCLAIMER: Not mine! If it were, Jayne would be nekkid in every episode. And the BDM. And in everything Adam might ever do...

CHALLENGE MONTH: October/Halloween

PROMPT: #96 Halloween (Writer's Choice)

SUMMARY: A job, some costumes, a distraction...

WORD COUNT: 3354

RATING: PG, to be safe (1 real curse word, some sexual innuendo and implied sexual relationships between the characters)

CHARACTERS: Everyone (ALL SERIES Major Characters, plus the mention of a recurring character). But it does have a bit of River/Jayne shippiness. Also, implied: S/K, Z/W, M/I.

SPOILERS: None for BDM; I do use a few quotes from the series episodes, and can that realllllly be considered a "spoiler" any more?

NOTES: Written in response to the Halloween challenge at the LJ community for Rayne-shippers. Also fulfills challenge #96 (Writer's Choice which I am designating "Halloween") for the fanfic100 community. I really don't like this format, but I was at a loss for how to make this work...the narrative style with dialogue wasn't working. After taking several Vicodin to alleviate the headache I suffered as a result of beating my skull repeatedly on the keyboard, I settled on this style. I hope it is not too distracting. Finished this pretty late and no one was up to beta *sigh* so all mistakes are my own. SPECIAL THANKS TO aliaspiral for allllll her help. I knew I wanted this STORY THEME, and she kept throwing ideas for "HOW to play it out" at me 'til SOMETHING finally stuck. The special planet suggestion along with a commercial I saw at 5 pm yesterday solidified my story. THANK YOU SUGAR!

This might possibly be a Crack!Fic. It's THAT stupid.

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Serenity—Cargo Bay

The crew is standing in a semi-circle, facing Mal who is explaining the next job.

Mal: So, that’s the plan.

Kaylee: Mighty fine plan, Cap’n.

Mal: (With a smile) Ain’t it just? Inara done good.

Simon: Inara? Is she moonlighting as the criminal mastermind now?

Mal: I

Comments
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 02 November 2005 05:28
Tian Yesu......that was the most hilarious thing I have ever read. I honestly started to wonder about the costumes when they Mail began bitching, but I came to quickly realize it's Halloween and what's the best cult costume drama? ROCKY!!!

Definite ROFLAO moment, bugchicklv;)
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 02 November 2005 05:57
"Wait, where am I supposed to put Boo?"

I hadn't thought of that particular crossover. This gets a 10 just for that.

Hmm...
Zoe=Jaheira
Wash=Khalid
River=Imoen
Simon=Anomen
Book=Gorion
Jayne=Minsc
Simon=Valygar
Inara=Nalia
Kaylee=(really should be Imoen too) Skie

Niska=Edwin
Badger=Montaron
Hands of Blue=Irenicus
Yo-Saf-Bridge=Viconia

*Will feel really silly if that wasn't a Baldur's Gate reference*
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 02 November 2005 06:33
The funniest part is I just watched both Firefly and Rocky last night and was wondering who would be a secret Rocky Horror fan from the Firefly crew.
Wednesday, 02 November 2005 06:54
Don't be. I saw ROCKY HORROR last week, and will be watching it again this week. Brings back fond memories. Although, I always imagine Kaylee singing "Touch Me", as opposed to River. And I can dig Wash as RiffRaff. But of course, Mal as Dr. Frank-N-Furter. Only natural. Mal does seem to have an affinity for cross-dressing.

And Badger as Eddie. That I would have liked to have seen.
Wednesday, 02 November 2005 08:25
This was really cute. I figured out that it was the Rocky Horror Pic show about half was through and I had visuals of everyone in their costumes!! Too funny. Good Job!
Wednesday, 02 November 2005 12:12
Loved it, real humour and I can just visualise the costumes!
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 02 November 2005 15:45
Do not be sorry at all- this was sooo cute and funny! Always likin' a good parody...
Wednesday, 02 November 2005 17:13
now that brought back fond and excedingly twisted memories of last halloween... don't ask...
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 02 November 2005 18:27
freaking awesome, bugchicky! and disturbingly...er, blushworthy. of COURSE simon would be rocky. and pairing kaylee and badger in any way at all would be incredibly disgusting if it weren't so damn hi-larious. thanks!
-timbolectable
KNITTINGJEDI
Thursday, 03 November 2005 16:00
Squee! Firefly...Rocky Horror...I think my brain just died. In a good way. I was so happy when I realized it was Rocky Horror Inara was talking about...and I hoped and prayed that they would be Time Warping. Made my day!
BELLONA
Friday, 04 November 2005 20:35
KIZZIE!!! SHUT UP!!! NOW!!!

i am literally curled up and rocking while tears of laughter stream down my face, it was that good...i actually screamed when i realised it was the rocky horror picture show...this just made my year *BIG hugs*

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ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 09 November 2005 03:23
Friggin amazing, man! I thought I was gonna have to abe a closet Rocky fan. but I started screaming out loud in my basement while doing my "homework", and my dad rushed down and was all like, "Gaaaah! Whats wrong?", and I went, "Lost in time, lost in space", and started laughing! I think my parents think I'm totally nuts.
Thursday, 17 November 2005 08:37
O my God. I can almost see Mal in fishnets and stilettos. I am loving that image.
ANONYMOUS
Saturday, 19 November 2005 08:41
LAMO!!! AH! i love it hehehe! i swear this is perfect... hehehe can - stop - laughing! heheh... oh man you are good this is golden i was like "OMG! they are going to play rocky out! Inara is nuts! oh man the crew is not going to be happy! ehehe OH JOY"
Monday, 16 January 2006 09:09
I had to come back and read this again even after such a long time... i still love it and it still makes me laugh and. and i so sqeeked at that last mal inara sequence... oh by the way i was the last anonymous poster who left a comment i just never signed in and i just noticed.
Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:48
I think it'd be far more embarrassing for Jayne if HE was Frank n Furter <BEG>.


Vera
Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:16
I love this! I realised that theyw ere doing Rocky The second Inara said that they had to watch the vid to go with the scene. I love that movie so much! I've only seen it twice, but i still love it.
This was so funny to reaad, I was laughing so hard, my dad was looking at me funny.
XOXBREYOXO
Thursday, 18 October 2007 06:14
I think this might just be the BEST Firefly fic I have ever read...

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