The Very Secret Diary of Kaywinnit Lee Frye

Day -912

Slept with pothead mechanic. Prefer Serenity. Hired by Captain.

Day -910

Captain duct-taped my mouth and put me in the hold. Rewired all the bulkheads.

Day -890

Zoe checked on me. Just when I'd discovered the real use for compression coils. Taught Zoe the real use anyway.

Day -880

Captain took me out of the hold. Still bouncy and cheerful. Won't sleep with him. Ever.

Day -500

Zoe and Wash fought. Can't find compression coil.

Day -350

New crewmember hired for “public relations.” Captain's not fooling anyone.

Day -232

Registered Companion rented the spare shuttle. Ooh, free hairdressing! Can finally have girl talk with someone who doesn't sleep in combat armor.

Day -200

Inara gave me battery-powered vibrator. Now I don't need the plug-in one. Will use it to fix engine. Still can't find compression coil.

Day -44

Captain gave Wash a backrub. Zoe will kill him if he tries anything.

Day 1

V.shiny. Doctor came on board. Jayne made dirty remark. Must be jealous. Of which one of us?

Day 2

Doctor transporting naked woman. Apparently his sister. Naked woman is pretty. Prefer doctor.

Shot by gun-crazed fed. Not what I meant by wanting something hard in me.

Day 10

Terrifying space monkeys loose in engine room. Stole compression coil. Guay, right when I needed it.

Day 17

Captain prefers doctor too.

Found compression coil in River's room. Will not ask how she knew.

Day 34

Was Captain's date for ball. Got shiny dress. Didn't get complimented. Wasn't going to sleep with him anyway. Explained about compression coils to lots of men. Will not think about that anymore.

Day 50

Captain put on a dress. Said was for a “mission” with Jayne. Wanted Zoe in the back. Will not ask.

Compression coil missing again. Will try cold showers instead.

Day 57

Got Simon drunk. Didn't sleep with him—put him in dress from ball instead.

Day 70

River likes me. Could be nice break from I