Blue Sun Room FICTION - HUMOR

The Very Secret Diary of Jayne Cobb

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Based on Princessnipnip's "Jayne Cobb's Journal Entry #10." Also apologies to Cassandra Claire.

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 3042    RATING: 9.0 (PG)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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Day 101

Cleaned Vera.

Still not Captain.

Day 137

Not stabbed in chest by doctor's fong luh sister. Very good.

Still not Captain.

Day 159

Doctor looking at me funny. Also looking at Kaylee funny. Wonder if he's a pervy mechanic fancier? Well no, that wouldn't be pervy.

Still not Captain.

Day 165

Read some fanfic. Ta ma duh, people have ruttin' dirty minds. Wish they were writing instead of Joss and Tim.

Still not Captain.

Day 174

Killed a bunch of Reavers. Doctor's fong luh sister killed more. But did she have to say, "twenty-four! Take that, Jayne!"?

Still not Captain.

Comments
Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:57
LMFAO right in the middle of Ecology class you awful awful person!! I now want to do the entire series...before you do!! :) Seriously, just as freaking good (well, ok, maybe not QUITE. After all, no Horn of Gondor)as the Beloved VSD's by Cassandra Claire: just needs to be longer.
Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:17
Loved it, loved it, LOVED IT!!! this had me crackin' the hell up!!!! Much better than mine, if I don't say so myself, although I'm just glad someone's bothering to read any of my own stuff...thanks for the comic relief!!! If ya haven't already checked it out, read my "Gettin' Jiggy w/Kaylee" and read how Jayne wants to school her on some "things"....
"Pretty cunning, don't cha think?"
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:48
Hee! The last one is the best!
Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:23
Oh...ouch! Funny!
Bless Jayne...we should write some more stuff for him usin' our smutty minds!
Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:44
very good Belacgod! I have become a fan of your writing. I would love a sequel to "Our Co-Pilot Tam"! It is also amazing. Keep Posting~
Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:44
-->Read some fanfic. Ta ma duh, people have ruttin' dirty minds. Wish they were writing instead of Joss and Tim.

Heeee!!! That's awesome! Poor Jayne, I bet he'd *love* it if the fanfic writers were the boss of his world. He's such a ship slut.

Thanks for this.
Saturday, 29 October 2005 11:02
ROTFLMAO!

Second fic tonight that I have choked on with laughter. Excellent work!

And Jacqui: "He's such a ship slut."

Ain't he just?!?!?! Must say that I like it that way, too!
Monday, 22 May 2006 07:25
Very perfect, and I'm familiar, as I'm an LOTR fan also... good times. yes.
Thursday, 17 August 2006 05:10
Buahahaha! Wonderful addition to the VSD tradition ;) Love the ending!

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