You tell me that you married me, but listen to what I say

I never married nobody, I must be on my way

And stop your silly crying out, how can I make you see

That I'm a browncoat smuggler, love, and you've not married me

Go 'way, girl, go 'way

You say that you belong to me, were given by your chief

but I won't take advantage, love, I'm not that kind of thief

And though I'm very fond of you, and you cooked me a nice meal

I'm a browncoat smuggler, love, our marriage is not real

Go 'way, girl, go 'way

Oh you've got my crew all riled, they've got me on a rack

Inara says commit to you, Zoe says send you back!

Jayne says I don't deserve you, wants to trade you for a gun

I'm a browncoat smuggler, love, this isn't any fun!

Go 'way, girl, go 'way

You've got a private cabin, love, why don't you sleep in there?

oh, you aren't wearing anything—now that is hardly fair.

You said you'd be a good wife, love, you do your job too well

and though the Shepherd warned me, I'll go to that special hell!

Go 'way, girl, go 'way