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A New Friend?

Wednesday, January 1, 2003

The Serenity crew meets a mysterious and exotic (yet strangely familar) stranger.

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A New Friend?

By Biku


Firefly and its characters belong to Mutant Enemy ("Grr... argh") and to Joss Whedon-sama (may he live forever) and probably also to FoxTV and its Satanic alliances. MS (unfortunately) belongs to the world.


The cargo bay door to Serenity touched the desert ground with a gentle bump, causing small puffs of dust to dance upwards into the air.

"Okay, people," Captain Malcolm Reynolds said, gesturing to wide expanse. "Let's just do this job and get out of here."

"How are we supposed to find out our contact if'n we don't got a name?" Jayne Cobb growled as he stepped out into the desert sunlight. "He could be anybody."

"Except for the fact that there ain't nobody out here," Kaylee Frye, the ship's mechanic, replied. Jayne just scowled in her general direction and scanned the horizon. "How come we don't know his name, Cap'n?" she asked Reynolds.

The captain shrugged. "First, it's a she, and second, all she would give is her initials. M.S."

"M.S.?" Jayne repeated, suspiciously. "How's that supposed to help?" Reynolds just shrugged again.

"Don't rightly know," he admitted. "But I'm sure that--hello."

Jayne and Kaylee both looked to where the captain was staring to see a woman suddenly standing a few meters from the ship. Jayne drew his gun, instantly; as did the woman. Her reflexes were just as fast as his were.

"I'm not looking for a fight," she said in a low, husky voice. "But I'll give you one."

Reynolds stepped forward, raising his hands. He gestured with a quick nod to Jayne, who lowered his gun. "I take it that you're 'M.S.'?"

"Might be," the woman re

Comments
Thursday, 02 January 2003 06:51
At least THEY know what to do with a Mary Sue! LOL!!!
Thursday, 02 January 2003 20:12
LOL! I want to know more about the "Mary Sues" - they seem like really interesting creatures.

Hands of Blue, move over!!

Thanks for the story. Keep writitng.
BENTO
Thursday, 02 January 2003 20:17
heeheeheeBWAHAHA! sorry, it's just really REALLY good to see Mary Sues get what they deserve. Good ol' Mal-- you can always count on him. ;-)
Thursday, 02 January 2003 23:12
ROFLMAO!!! Good job!
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 07 January 2003 20:32
Ummmmm..... Can this humble Englishman please ask... What the hell's a 'Mary Sue' when she's at home? Are they, like, Martha Stewart crossed with Ripley 8 and Barbie?
Wednesday, 08 January 2003 04:41
ok, mary sue? Translation for the fanfic newbie, please?
ANONYMOUS
Friday, 10 January 2003 16:15
Tee hee. If she was afflicted with uncontrollable burping, she would still be alive right now.

Minue one for her lack of mysterious tattoos/scars/etc.

Hoyan
Sunday, 12 January 2003 23:29
A "Mary Sue" is a character who represents the author's own wish fulfillment -- writing herself into a story where she saves the crew and seduces the captain, that sort of thing.

There's an "interview" with Mary Sue that analyzes what's good and bad about her at http://www.englishchick.com/badfic/msinterview.htm
Sunday, 12 January 2003 23:45
Yes! Mary Sue gets what she deserves!

For those who haven't heard of her, here's an introduction to Mary Sue:
http://www.englishchick.com/badfic/msinterview.htm
ANONYMOUS
Friday, 17 January 2003 04:08
Love this! I've sent the url for it to all my friends who read/write fanfic because we've all laughted over the MS phenom over the decades. :D I still snicker over the last few lines of this piece days after I first read it. :)
Saturday, 25 January 2003 09:29
Read this lovely piece of work over at Fanfic.net I believe. I still smile.
Monday, 14 June 2004 09:18
Read this first of all @ fanfiction.net
(beat) Still gorram funny, Biku.
Saturday, 29 October 2005 05:37
Shiny.
Saturday, 19 November 2005 21:23
So perfect, I have no words!


Though... she could have been a tad more tortured and obstinately witty... *g*
ANONYMOUS
Friday, 02 December 2005 14:23
*loool* OMG!! This fic...is hilarious! Funny! Cool! Wonderful! *rofl* :D
Wednesday, 14 June 2006 02:38
Cool. I just read about Mary Sue's the other day, so the timing of stumbling upon this was great.

KAJ
Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:53
Having read various forms of fanfiction (Even before "mary-sue" was a popular term!)... I have to say... THANK YOU! Years of annoying memories of Mary-Sue fics have been obliterated in the face of this wonderful humor.
Thursday, 09 July 2009 01:48
Two...by...two...

Mary...Sue...

Two...by...two...

Nice fic!

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