Thanks for reading and your comments. Again, any shit is good shit.

P.S. If you haven't watched Dr. Horible yet, DO IT!

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"What did you say?" Mal asked River.

"I said the she is a psychic, like me," River re-answered.

"Huh, what have you been hiding from me, Leo?" Mal asked.

"We all have our secrets, Mal," Leo smiled, "Especially you."

Mal turned to Julien, "Did you know about this?" he asked.

"No, I had no idea that my wife can hear every thought that my brain conjures up," Julien answered sarcastically.

"Well how was I meant to know!" Mal's voice started to get louder. "She never told me!"

"That's because you never slept with her!" Julien yelled. ("As far as you know," Mal muttered.) "In fact, the last person you probably slept with was Zoe!"

There was a long akward silence before Simon said quietly, "I think we should leave."

"No way, I'm not missing a second of this!" Jayne said excitedly.

Mal and Julien both turned and looked at Jayne before they both yelled at the same time, "OUT!" and pointed at the door.

On his way out Jayne said, "Great, now we got two Mals and two crazies," moments before he was knocked down by a double-punch from Zoe and Leo. "And two Zoes! That's fucking brilliant!"

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After they all left the dining room, Mal slammed the door shut. All seven of the crew were standing there in the hall, only five of them were suprised.

"Are they gonna be OK?" Kaylle asked.

"Yeah, it sounded like they were gonna kill each other," Simon agreed.

Leo and Zoe looked at each other with a knowing look. "They'll be fine," they said in chorus.

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Mal and Julien laughed hareder than either of them had in a long time.

Mal regained composure. "Whoo, it's been too long," he said.

"Way too long," Julien agreed.

"I mean, 'The last person you slept with was Zoe,'" Mal repeated. "Are you serious?"

"I had to