Blue Sun Room FICTION - GENERAL

Jayne/No Jane

Saturday, August 28, 2004

Mal and Zoe's old buddy Oscar needs help. Jayne and the crew of Serenity to the rescue.

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 2938    RATING: 8.0 (PG)    SERIES: FIREFLY

Tweet

Scene 1

(Serenity’s dining room, the nine seated, talking, laughing, drinking, and eating.)

(River to Mal & Zoe nonchalantly): You should call Oscar. He needs you.

(Silence.)

(River to Jayne): And one of his needs you.

(Jayne): Whoa, she’s doing it again!

(Kaylee has a here-we-go-again look on her face. Book nods.)

(Zoe to Mal): Oscar? Oscar Warner?

(Mal): Only Oscar I know. You?

(Zoe): Yeah.

(Wash): Who’s …?

(Zoe): You know the guy with all the girls. Six, I think. Lost both legs.

(All at once) …

(Wash to Zoe): Oh, yeah, I remember you telling me about him. Wasn’t he a schoolteacher? Lucky he could go back to that profession with no legs.

(Jayne to River): Fei hua! (Bullshit!) I thought I told you to stop doing that. (To all): She’s talking crazy again.

(Book): Jayne, I don’t think she can help it.

(Kaylee to Jayne with a small arm slap): Don’t be mean.

(River to Kaylee): Can you pass the bread?

(Inara, annoyed look to Jayne, says to River): Mei-Mei? Are you ok?

(Simon to River): I don’t understand, River. Are you confused? What are you …?

(Kaylee passes the bread.)

(Simon continues alone): … talking about?

(River to Simon taking a piece of bread, exasperated): I’m still hungry. I wanted more.

(River to Kaylee): Sie-sie. (Thank you.)

(Kaylee): You’re welcome.

(Zoe to Mal): Should I call?

(Mal): It can’t hurt. And I’m curious.

(Jayne to Mal): 6 kids, no legs, let me guess, no money.

(Mal shrugs.)

(Jayne to River): How you fittin’ me into this. I don’t know no Oscar.

(River shrugs.)

Scene 2

(Serenity’s bridge, Zoe talking to Oscar in screen. Mal & Wash listening off screen.)

(Oscar): It’s amazing. I can’t believe you called. I’m still in shock. I didn’t know what we would do next. Yes, yes, we can use your help. Are you sure? But I don’t want to say too much now. Can you come to Reading?

(Mal nods, Wash holds up 2 fingers)

(Zoe): We can be there in 2 days. Will that do?

(Oscar): Yes, that’s just enough time to get ready.

Comments
Saturday, 28 August 2004 17:54
And oh yeah. i don't want to be sued either, so if this helps ...
Disclaimer: everything firefly is owned by someone else, not me. firely is from the genius of joss whedon and company. no disrespect intended. these are just the thoughts of a sleepless mind who spends way too much time thinking in this verse.
ANONYMOUS
Sunday, 29 August 2004 03:01
A good first submission. Write more.
ANONYMOUS
Monday, 28 February 2005 21:39
I love it! Is there going to be more??
Tuesday, 01 March 2005 22:42
Yes, Serenity Players.
I'm working on the next one but it's been slow.
ANONYMOUS
Thursday, 16 June 2005 14:53
Looking forward to the next installment and love the fact that you put the translations immediately after so that it flows. Loving Jayne in this. Patti
Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:00
I'm glad you enjoyed. I really enjoyed writing them.
"Jayne/No Jane" posted 08/28/04
"Serenity Players" posted 12/10/04
"Finally" posted 03/26/05

Post Your Comments

You must log in to post comments.