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Delinquent, 1/1

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

After long last, another PC fic. 19ish years post BDM. The dangers of underage drinking. And other hilarity. Dedicated to Kaynara.

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Title: Delinquent

Rating: PG, maybe a little more. Underage drinking and whatnot

Characters: The crew, the PCs.

Pairings: Nothing heavy. M/I, Z/W, S/K by nature of the 'verse.

Summary: A PC one-shot silliness. 19ish years post-BDM, 3 months post Hell-Raising.

Disclaimer: Most of the characters (sans the PCs) aren't mine, but the situation is.

For newbies: New Leaf, Brother, Shadow, Mei-Mei, Mischief, Forty, Pirate Children, Mistletoe, Hell-Raising, Delinquent, Barriers, Tough, Echo

Author's Note: Sorry it's been so ridiculously long. I swear there will be another one shot later this week. This is just a little bit of silliness, dedicated to Kaynara. I've owed her this for a very long time. Idea is half hers, anyway. :)

Kacey Washburn, 18

Lolly Tam, 17

Abe Reynolds, 15.5

Serra Reynolds, 10.5

***

“Alright, ‘Nara and Ally’re takin’ Mei-Mei into town, seein’ some show or another, and y’all three are welcome to go with…”

Kacey makes a face.

“Or not,” Mal goes on with a sigh. “But if you’re not going with the ladies, you’re confined to the ship, all three of ya.”

“Aw, c’mon, Uncle Mal,” Kacey groans, “Lolly and I didn’t go and get ourselves pinched, how come we have to be stuck here?”

Abe flinches, just a little.

It’s been three months since Abe and Serra were kidnapped by Niska, since Abram slit the old crime boss’s throat. The parents have been a little… overprotective, ever since. Kacey, recently eighteen, is starting chafe under the parameters recently set forth.

“’Cause I said so, an’ I’m the captain.”

Lolly rolls her eyes at the oft-repeated statement, giving Kacey a sidelong gaze.

“Look, Wash, Simon, an’ Kaylee’ll be here, too, so don’t go trying anything, dong ma?”

“Yes, sir,” Abe says, full of faux-obedience.

“Abe, I mean it,” Mal reiterates, looking over the gathered teenagers.

“We know,” Abe replies, fixing his face into total seriousness. “We’ll stay put.”

Mal studies them for a few moments longer, searching for any mischief.

“Get in

Comments
Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:37
Oh, so cute! I love drunk Abe - you have to make him drunk again ... and I can't believe Lolly got a tattoo - SImon's baby girl with a tattoo - that's just priceless!

I think all the punishments and Serra's goading were just perfect! Awesome, awesome, awesome. It's been too long Awindsor - don't keep us waiting for more!
Tuesday, 13 March 2007 06:24
Oh...come one! Where was Kaylee's rebuttal to the comment about Lolly's public nudity about Simon's little incident with sake, nudity and a statue of Hippocrates? Cuz that would be just too friggin' funny for words!

;D

BEB
Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:16
The Pirate Children return at last!

And what a show!


Just too funny. As usual, you've given each character, from Mal to the OC's such distinctive and true voices, it boggles the mind. Plus, you know...it's even funnier when they're drink.

Genius.
Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:24
Very funny and so wishing we could see this played out on the screen. Thank goodness the local law were more bemused than angry with them, "kids will be kids". Yep, reckon they have little monsters of their own to coo and howl over. Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me
Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:41
“Where’s the rest of the labor? Ain’t that why we had kids?” --LOL

“You… You, you… You got Serenity’s class code permanently emblazoned on your body?!”

hehe poor simon--lolly and kaylee will be the death of him.

“What? You go get yourself drunk and expect me to let you fly my ship?” Wash asks.

haha i'm thinking someone has a short memory! jaynestown, anyone? LOL.

love this, m'dear. thanks. :)
Wednesday, 14 March 2007 04:01
This was great. I love your stories, but this one was particularly hilarious. Dispite that I kept thinking 'my kids are going to be teens in just a few short years.' Help! I will have to try and remember septic vac duty for underage drinking.

Thanks for the laugh!

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