I'LL BRING GRENADES!

(To the tune of Hoku's "Perfect Day")

VERSE 1

Ship lands

A little after one.

I'm bringing all my guns.

Being bad is so much fun!

Captain says,

He says "No grenades.

Just gonna rob the place."

So I don't.

CHORUS 1

I don't bring grenades

Now there's Reavers in my way

But there's no grenades

And everything goes wrong.

Wish I had grenades

Cuz when I don't and trouble comes

I could say, "It would sure be nice

If we had grenades!"

VERSE 2

Reavers!

Are landing on world soon.

I race with all the crew

Onto our flying Mule.

Wake up

And tell me it's just a dream

'Cause when the Captain asks

You'll hear me say

Next time it sure would be nice if ...

CHORUS 2

I had grendades

Cuz now there's Reavers in my way.

I'll bring grendades

For when it all goes wrong.

I'll bring grenades

Cuz when I don't and trouble comes

I could say, "It would sure be nice

If we had grenades!"

BRIDGE 1

There's no grenades

But I still have my gun

And shooting Reavers can

Be lots of fun

So don't stop me

Till I'm good and done

Next time it sure would be nice if ...

I bring grendades

(*ETHEREAL MUSIC*)

Wish I had grenades...

If I have grenades

Nothing's gonna bring me down

I could say, "It would sure be nice."

I'll bring grendades

So nothing's standing in my way.

I bring grenades

Cuz everything goes wrong

BRIDGE 2

There's no grenades

But I still have my gun

And shooting Reavers can

Be lots of fun

So don't stop me

Till I'm good and done

Next time it sure would be nice if ...

I bring grenades

I bring grenades

I bring grenades