This Christmas Morning, Jayne got out of bed, got dressed, and headed out to the cargo bay. In the center was set up a big tree. Jayne, who had dressed in a Santa outfit for this mornings work, began placing the presents under the tree, a holster for Mal, a can too take the label off of for River, etc. Just then, the so mentioned girl walked into the cargo bay. River stood for a moment pondering, and said to Jayne, "You look Better in Red!" Jayne cringed as River kept walking towards him, she got next to the tree and picked up a gift, "Its just an object..."

In his bunk, Mal got up and walked into the bay, "Is it Christmas?" River pointed up above Jayne, "Mistletoe! don't go near it, its got toilings..." Jayne backed off, "Hey, I never kiss ‘em on the mouth!" Wash popped in next, far ahead of his wife Zoë, and immediately began tearing at a gift, "dinosaurs!" he said, and began fighting the two toys, "aha! curse your sudden, but inevitable betrayal!"

"wash..." Zoë said, entering in finally, "Your scaring the Women." As wash unwillingly put the toys away, an alarm sounded. "This is the alliance cruiser "Dornmous" prepare for docking"

The crew was taken into the ship,(River and Simon waited "outside") and integrated while soldiers searched the ship, when they found nothing, they let the crew back on and set them off. River recounted what happened as she saw form the window

"they stole Christmas, took all the shiny presents from under the tree, don’t go near the closet either, its greedy, its not in the spirit of the holiday!"

"It is" said Mal, "I hid our DVD's in there"

Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I don’t care, I’m still free, Fox cant take my DVDs.....