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The Fox and The Firefly

Friday, April 9, 2004

A Firefly enters a forrest were he comes across a sly Fox.....

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Once upon a time there was a Fox who lived in a vast forest with many animals. The Fox was very popular with the other forest animals who admired the reality and the animation of the Fox’s bushy tail with it’s little white tip.

“Your bushy white tip brightens up my evenings Mr. Fox”, the Owl would quip as he’d go out on his hunt. “Why thank you Mr. Owl”, the Fox would reply with false modesty. The Fox knew that his tail with its fierce red fur and snow white tip was so astounding to behold that it made him the most looked upon and popular creature in the whole forest. Animals would travel from all over the forest just to see him hunt and play.

One evening a lone Firefly arrived in the forest. It wasn’t long before he came across the Fox. “Hello there,” said the Fox, “Can I help you at all?”

“I used to perform with a flea circus” explained the Firefly, “But I had to leave when the Flea’s went on strike and the owner replaced them with animatronics, now I’ve come here to the forest to try and start a show of my own.”

The Fox looked at the Firefly and his heart began to break - he knew that his tail was nothing compared to the light and beauty offered by the Firefly’s.

“I know what these creatures want”, said the Fox, “I’ll tell you what, you show me your act and I’ll give you some pointers so that the other creatures will like it.”

“Oh that would be wonderful, thank you Mr. Fox”, screamed the Firefly with glee.

“Not at all Mr. Firefly, now.......whenever you’re ready”,

The Firefly flew ten feet into the air and burned so brightly several Owls went to bed thinking that the sun had come up. The Firefly’s act was an hour and a half of shear delight - it was beautiful, touching, bright, brilliant and breathtaking. But the Fox just scoffed and said “They won’t go for it - it’s to busy, it’s to long - go and come up with a new act, something shorter, something quicker.”

And so, shocked, the Firefly flew off and spent the weekend working on his new act.

On Monday morning the Firefly

Comments
ANONYMOUS
Saturday, 10 April 2004 05:10
Amen.
ANONYMOUS
Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:24
Fox TV sucks.

Putting Firefly in the Friday death spot...

They then put Wonderfalls, a very interesting and well reviewed show in the Friday death spot (then move it up against CSI in a last ditch effort to kill it some more)...

What does Fox TV have against Fox's production people and good shows? There's got to be some internal politics where the TV wing is jealous of the creative wing and just wants to f*** their well made & interesting projects.
Saturday, 15 May 2004 03:29
FOX is sofa king we tall did
Friday, 21 May 2004 20:57
Quoting FoehammerCS > "FOX is sofa king we tall did"

Wuh? I don't get it?

Anyways, SpookeyJesus, that was a rockin fable! Well done!

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Don't you dare try and take that sky from me, I have Vera on my side!
Monday, 24 May 2004 22:49
Hahaha! This is the best! I have to send this to all the other browncoats I know.
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 25 May 2004 10:53
I think he was saying "Fox is so fucking retarded"

Very nicely done Spooky - the whole Fox / Firefly shambles told via animal critters!

Awesome!
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 02 June 2004 17:46
Cool!
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 02 June 2004 17:46
Cool!
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 02 June 2004 17:46
Cool!
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:30
Excellent. A question though, was the anamatronic fle-circus a reference to Hammond's early projects talked about in Jurassic Park or something else that I'm ignorant to?

-Dracos
Friday, 29 October 2004 21:22
I think I did have Jurrasic Park in mind when I worte it - yeah.
ANONYMOUS
Saturday, 18 June 2005 17:39
OMG I just finished watchign the Firefly DVD set and FOX is a bunch of retards. I never heard of Firelfy untill a friend told me.
This show is brilliant and whoever was in charge of scheduling this show is a retard and should be fired.
NEFARA
Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:21
That's wonderful!! I've started telling that story to every browncoat I know! Story time!! ^_^ I even posted it on my lj, it's very creative, and very apt!! the writing is very well done.

This should be a children's book for baby browncoats ^_^
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:53
Nefara,

That's very sweet of you, thanks!

-SJ

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