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Wednesday, 28 January 2004 03:02:11
My experiences, my thoughts, whatever happens to interest me at the point in time that my fingers are clacking away at the keyboard. I'm CB and this is me....
Wednesday, 28 January 2004 03:09:01
One time, on the last day of school, I tripped on the cement sidewalk running to the bus, but then hopped up and got to the bus so quickly that I didn't even notice that I had skinned my knee down to the bone. I didn't even see it, and only when someone told me that my pantleg was ripped did I notice that my leg, sock, and shoe were drenched with blood. It still didn't hurt though... just a mild sting. I guess in retrospect, I'm glad I didn't get an infection.
Wednesday, 28 January 2004 03:14:54
One time, on the bus home from school, I was leaning back, minding my own business, with my eyes half-closed, and this hot girl I like suddenly lunged at the person in the seat behind me. A fortunate side-effect of her lunge was to crush my face (in a good way, you'll see) with her ample bosom (see? told ya). I decided to be a gentleman, though, and slip out from heaven itself, then pretend not to make a big deal of it any time since. I still have sense-memory dreams of that bus ride home.
Wednesday, 28 January 2004 06:28:45
I had my mother and father over for dinner last weekend. We dished up the mashed potatoes and then watched a Firefly DVD episode called "Ariel." It was great. But half-way through the show, I realized that my mother was gone, vanished from the living room. I looked at my dad, and he just shrugged and turned back to the TV. I got up and tip-toed to my computer room. My mother was sitting at my desk, typing away. To my surprise, I could see she was typing on Fireflyfans.net. "Mom, what are you doing?" I asked. She shrieked and turned off the monitor. "Nothing... I thought you were watching Firefly," she said in a strained voice. "I am. I was. I mean, what's up? Are you chatting on Fireflyfans.net?" I couldn't believe my eyes. My mother looked guilty. "I've met a nice man. His name is SergeantX. He treats me right. I'm divorcing your father." I couldn't believe it. I wish I never showed Firefly to my parents. It made my mom have an affair with SergeantX and then divorce my dad. Curse you, Joss Whedon!