Vampires!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010 1:36 PM

Driving away from a mysterious run-down victorian style home with a treacherous history, my compatriots inform me that they discovered, and opened, a strange book during our investigations.

I bury my face in my hands. "Please tell me you haven't released the oldest vampire circle in America."

"Don't be silly," says our driver, "there's no such thing as vampires." One jumps onto the hood of our car. "Look! A historical reenactor in period style costume!"

I climb out the window of our car, and commence with the ass kicking.

My dreams are awesome. Except I'm still crazy and the people around me are still blind. But the win-lose ratio is better.

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