Urge to kill...RISING...

Friday, July 30, 2010 4:56 AM

So there's a Scientologist living upstairs from me. (Loooooong story how I know that.) Now, I am an open-minded person. But DAAAAAAAAAAAMN that freaks me out. (Sorry, I just don't trust any religion that requires you to pay to "ascend" to new levels.)

I have never seen this guy in person. But from what I hear, I am guessing that he is nine feet tall, weighs a ton, wears steel-toed work boots 24/7, and has a hearing problem that necessitates keeping his TV and/or stereo playing at full volume, even at 2:30 in the morning.

So yeah, I have an intense desire to throttle this guy and it has nothing to do with his creepy-ass religion.

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